In the worlds of D&D, words and music are not just vibrations of air, but vocalizations with power all their own. The bard is a master of seriousposting, autism and the magic they contain. Bards say that hatespeech was spoken into existence, that the words of the pepes gave it shape, and that echoes of these primordial Power Words still resound throughout the cosmos. The music of bards is an attempt to snatch and harness those echoes, subtly woven into their reports and bans.

The greatest strength of bards is their sheer versatility. Many bards prefer to stick to the sidelines in combat, using their autism to inspire their allies with pictures of hot bussy and hinder their foes from a distance. But bards are capable of defending themselves in melee if necessary, using their magic to bolster their swords and armor. Their spells lean toward charms and illusions rather than blatantly destructive spells (i.e. spamming racial slurs and telling posters to safety check themselves). They have a wide-ranging knowledge of many subjects and a natural autism that lets them pretend to do almost anything well. Bards become masters of the talents they set their minds to perfecting.

Snapshots:

1. The Rise of Skywalker, and the whol... - archive.org, archive.today

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Is this a new one? It's especially awful

I'm guilty!

Will you pay me to not watch it?

Deal.

Did you know Star Wars OT and the Prequels both had scenes filmed in Guatemala? The forest rebel base, and areas of naboo. The sequels have NO scenes in Guatemala, and are terrible. Coincidence?

You can only film in Hawaii if you put the Rock in your movies otherwise he will come and drop the people's elbow on your jabronie asses.

The Mayas cursed Disney

Based and chapin-pilled

Yeah it was filmed at Tikal

what planets homie

Makes sense. I knew I recognized those ewoks.

hey wildchild can you sticky my drama post

It's Istanbul.

Daily reminder that OP is the same guy that said lord of illusions was kino

Cope

How big is your stash right now?

Beards over stashes

Let me rephrase. Post fent boomer.

Post bussy first hun

Kino....motion pictures...how are films not motion pictures??

Look dude. I'm just as /r/saltierthancrait as you are, but got damn leave it out of my safe space!

Says the dude who uses the term “kino”

I'm gonna watch it with my Normie friends but I know it's gonna be shit. It'll be hard not to rip it to shreds afterwards. Seeing R2D2 die will be fun tho.

They're not Ayla from Chrono Trigger's boyfreind?