Amazon pays a nasa engineer to make a glitter bomb viral video

1  2019-12-18 by collectijism

73 comments

God this nasa faggot is an insufferable cunt

Don't even try to kinkshame me. My kinks are my business.

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Somebody send a letter to the FTC

I’m pretty sure it’s gotta be fake because this shit would really open you up to serious liability right? Especially because they show the persons faces

Its fake for like a thousand reasons. First off a nasa engineer quit his job to make youtube videos

isn't that the real part?

literally the only real part about the video.

jism jizzes again

Stop following me around get a real job

Dude don't talk to your FBI agent like that. My guy is pretty cool, i sent him a Christmas card.

I'm doing something big for my handler

Yeah when you something you definetly don’t mean I dick pic that’s for sure

Imagine still caring about the size when 2020 dudes are all about the veinyness

Do you think jism is smart enough to know anything STEM related?

some of the best redneck engineers i've known have been dumber than a sack of rocks

I’m super smart look at me I even have a nerdy username so like I’m super smart like math competition smart totes bro basically I won’t ever be one of those loser incels I’ll have plenty of sex opportunities

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Keep trying virgin

His first one was proven to be fake

Yeah he got busted he pretended it wasn’t him though it was the thieves that faked it not him

aren't the faces censored?

The only video I would watch with Gavin is the one where he anally rapes himself with a dildo.

That was last year's Christmas special!

Who cares

Gavin's a good man and not dumb, but he's also not the brightest, and he has no idea what's possible nowadays for amateur inventors.

I can absolutely believe that a good engineer did all of that by himself. Designing the contraption takes a week maybe two, 3d printing the frame and the other material costs lesss than $1000, even with a several prototypes. The four iphones were likely the biggest expense.

Yeah ok man. Don’t forget the sawdering of the chipset or the 1000s of lines of code he wrote to get it to recognize his commands. You know science though it’s probably about as complicated as the doll you taped to your flesh light

my living and breathing fleshlight android is much more complex than this

If you installed a microphone just to simulate the fat girls sex sounds it’s acrtually easier just to get the real thing

sawdering

🤣🤣

Yes sawdering its what you do to computers what’s the problem? They let you skip that class at ITT wyotech?

sawder

in British English

(ˈsɔːdə ) informal

NOUN

1 flattery; compliments (esp in the phrase soft sawder)

VERB (transitive)

2 to flatter

🤣🤣 gotta flatter your computers or they will revolt!

Hell of a back pedal, Euro

It's 'solder' you absolute mong

So many nerds online these days jesus

Where else can I say the nigger word?

Yeah I wouldn’t be saying that offline with those pathetic noodle arms you have

Nah there aren't any blacks within two miles, so I think I'm good as long as disapproving looks don't hurt me

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lmao

Look at this dumb fuck who thinks coding a fart sprayer is hard and you can't get the Chinese to make you custom PCBs for 10$ a pop.

Ok there uni bomber still workin on the manifesto?

I used some of that stuff in a class in middle school, I don't think I wrote more than 50 lines for like 7 different sensors.

You can buy that code and this is a simple device in terms of filming. Put a movement censor in there or something for an on off switch and that’s easy and cheap.

Just to be clear, Mark Roper did not make the device. Another guy made it and Roper then took most of the credit. In the most recent fake video he gave like a one sentence shoutout to the guy for “helping him make it.”

Mark Roper did not make the device. Another guy made it and Roper then took most of the credit

why do you believe that?

In the most recent fake video he gave like a one sentence shoutout to the guy for “helping him make it.”

the new version looks much more mature and less like an amateur project than the old one.

he said that he worked with someone, is that the basis on which you conclude that he didn't do anything?

The guy who made it released a video going over his design and testing and work he did to make it. He mentioned that Mark roper emailed him ideas on how to make it but this guy is the one that actually designed it, made it, and tested it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpMxOmUcfOI

thanks that's pretty cool!

Lmao, 99% of viral videos with high production value are staged advertisements. Everybody knows it and nobody cares.
By debunking NASA guy's obviously staged video he appears more clueless than the dummies he's ''enlightening''.

Everybody knows it

That's where you're wrong bucko

Nah people ate this shit up like fuckin candy. This was the perfect advertisment because it hit so many marks.

Gavin is 100% right about the glitter selling it, but it was also the idea of instant justice.

Why is this video making you guys seethe so hard. Honestly curious

It’s got so many levels of gayness.

Only gay thing I see is his well groomed eyebrows and maybe the glitter slow mo shots. Still don't understand how this is seethe worthy

This dude is pretending to be straight and is obviously gay ass twink. Did he fool you?

Idk. I guess my gaydar isn't as developed and finely tuned as yours

Blow enough guys you’ll know

The resident fentanyl addicts of arr drama are spooked by the idea of someone sabotaging their primary source of income.

Dude people need presents this year

i've never heard of it. and now I watched the 2019 version just because of gavin's viral marketing on /r/drama

Gavin McInnes

you have forever tainted my youtube experience OP you fag

Imagine actually clicking one of my posts you fucking idiot

Who even is the soy bait?

Gavin is wrong with some of this debunking but is right that it's faked. It really wouldn't be that hard to design a glitter bomb over a few months, and I've received small packages from Amazon before.

What makes this video fake is that package thieves are not uncommon at all. Yet he seems to be encountering multiple ones? That wouldn't have take 21 minutes to explain.

Likely wasn't Amazon, it was likely just a grifting Youtuber.

Dude if you sucked the clouds dick any harder you’d be in heaven

what?

It's schizeposting time

Both you big tech hipsters are gonna reincarnate into a fly that lives in a women’s urinal enjoy this life your next one is fucked

Based schizo. If it was a random agronomy engineer who designed this gay bomb, would be worried too ?

Gay bomb is actual term its animal abuse so it’s underground has to do with a gerbel and an m80

Send this to every Chapocel

why even spend a week coding and machining a little thing to spray glitter when you can hide in the bushes with a length of rebar

I have never actually taken the time to hear Gavin McInnes speak but... Goddamn he is obnoxious.

"he just lied and I'm the only person who caught him... in the world"

The NASA guy literally had to take down his video and re upload a corrected version days after he posted it because people caught on to him. Maybe if Gavin wasn't a year late to this story he would be more informed.

"A half million dollar project that costed $150,000 to make", we got a genius over here.