George Soros has paid me $25 million to create this hurricane with a wooden spoon, glitter, and a bottle of Prosecco. I can do this because I’m a woman, and I can bleed each month without dying. He is sending me the money via magical unicorn. Gay Rainbow unicorn, of course...
A Mercury is a good car. That's the car I was driving that day. I've had a lot of cars. Different kinds. Lots of different kinds of cars. She was standing – this girl – on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. I pulled the Mercury up right along side her and rolled down the window, see, by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush. She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure.” She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?" I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one.” She says, "Twenty five dollars.” That's not chicken feed to a working man. So I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt… and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis.
You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh?
It was probably an erotic asphyxiation thing that went too far. The guy probably panicked as soon as he realized he was covered in a dead tranny's cum and did the only reasonable thing he could think of.
They were out til 5 am drinking. Likely some hooking up involved. Nikki goes missing. Russian bussyphobe says Nikki admitted she was trans and that he asked her to leave and that was it. But her remains were found and it’s looking like his bussyphobia actually drove him to murder Nikki.
own troid brothels and strip clubs all over the world
direct descendants of the ancient Slavic blood line
will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Tranniesgrad will be be the first city)
own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
first designer babies will be Bogdanov Babies
said to have 200+ IQ
ancient Indian scriptures tell of one pissed off horny dude who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
learned fluent Leaf in under a week
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with him. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanov
67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the Bog bang to the end of the universe
will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
This is actually Vancouver, WA, the suburb of Portland. Which is basically where all the kind of normal lower middle class/trailer trash mayos in the area live.
31 comments
1 BussyShillBot 2019-12-19
George Soros has paid me $25 million to create this hurricane with a wooden spoon, glitter, and a bottle of Prosecco. I can do this because I’m a woman, and I can bleed each month without dying. He is sending me the money via magical unicorn. Gay Rainbow unicorn, of course...
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-19
I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems
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1 Lysis10 2019-12-19
Probably not a good idea to whip out a dick when a dude is expecting a vagina.
1 Redactor0 2019-12-19
Especially a Russian dude.
1 Lysis10 2019-12-19
I don't think wokies understand that the only people who tolerate their annoying screeches are other twatter wokies.
1 EpsteinDinduNuffin 2019-12-19
A Mercury is a good car. That's the car I was driving that day. I've had a lot of cars. Different kinds. Lots of different kinds of cars. She was standing – this girl – on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. I pulled the Mercury up right along side her and rolled down the window, see, by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush. She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure.” She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?" I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one.” She says, "Twenty five dollars.” That's not chicken feed to a working man. So I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt… and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis.
You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh?
1 betterdeadthenfed 2019-12-19
I can’t blame the dude
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1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-12-19
It was probably an erotic asphyxiation thing that went too far. The guy probably panicked as soon as he realized he was covered in a dead tranny's cum and did the only reasonable thing he could think of.
1 Shubard75 2019-12-19
Yeah he's pretending he didn't specifically ask for a teenage tranny hooker
1 megafaggotron1986 2019-12-19
yeah, sure buddy
1 SmogiPierogi 2019-12-19
Looks like a normal Russian woman
1 Detective_Fallacy 2019-12-19
Can someone give me a quick rundown of this guy?
1 AngelaBeedle 2019-12-19
They were out til 5 am drinking. Likely some hooking up involved. Nikki goes missing. Russian bussyphobe says Nikki admitted she was trans and that he asked her to leave and that was it. But her remains were found and it’s looking like his bussyphobia actually drove him to murder Nikki.
1 Giulio-Cesare 2019-12-19
rightoids bow to him
in contact with trannies
rumoured to possess strangulation abilities
controls Vancouver with an iron fist
own troid brothels and strip clubs all over the world
direct descendants of the ancient Slavic blood line
will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Tranniesgrad will be be the first city)
own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
first designer babies will be Bogdanov Babies
said to have 200+ IQ
ancient Indian scriptures tell of one pissed off horny dude who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
learned fluent Leaf in under a week
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with him. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanov
67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the Bog bang to the end of the universe
will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-12-19
based and bogpilled
1 Slump_o 2019-12-19
Feel bad for both parties. Don’t try and be an irl trap tho 😒
1 tHeSiD 2019-12-19
Be a trap but don't trap
1 wohSdooGAstI 2019-12-19
You're in Vancouver, even if she wasn't a tranny she's probably strung out on opioids.
1 Redactor0 2019-12-19
This is actually Vancouver, WA, the suburb of Portland. Which is basically where all the kind of normal lower middle class/trailer trash mayos in the area live.
1 wohSdooGAstI 2019-12-19
Unironically doesn't change a thing about my comment
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-12-19
The ones that pass are the scariest.
1 piouou 2019-12-19
Moids commiting murder?how unusual
1 Redactor0 2019-12-19
The 49% strike again. 😒
1 ImHereForTheBussy 2019-12-19
I don't know what's going on here but I get the feeling he's working on a higher plane of existence than me.
1 Rtoipn 2019-12-19
phone rings
1 japsock 2019-12-19
h-h-hello?
1 megafaggotron1986 2019-12-19
doomp eet
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-12-19
He answered the call but unfortunately failed the test
1 VidiotGamer 2019-12-19
So, if according to feminists having sex with someone under deception is rape. Then, isn't it possible this guy killed his rapist?
Really makes you 🤔🤔🤔
1 dramasexual 2019-12-19
There is a 0% chance literally anyone didn't immediately know this was a man.