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Fuck you dude. You don't just get to believe what I'd been thinking the whole time now that it's convenient for you. First apologize to me for your original opinions, shithead.

And look: the fact that you just very recently had those problematic opinions does not just mean that you get to be woke within a matter of clicks; you still have a lot of rethinking to do. So shut up. Say you're sorry, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and start listening: the adults are talking, and what we have to say will impact generations to come.

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offended by Santa hat and Christmas

literally named Christian

literally named Christian

must be da joos

The language screams troll, the github profile is incredibly sparse, and his website has a dead SSL cert, but is incredibly old. No other apparent web presence.

I am suspicious.

Yeah, I have my doubts about this guy. But what he linked to is the real thing: a guy who hates Christmas, hates Christians, hates Jesus, and is especially butthurt at St. Nicholas. This guy must be in a constant rage through December from all the Christmas carols he hears.

Damn that is some seethe

Search twitter for the keywords “jewish” and “Christmas” for literally endless seething

My sister knows a messianic jew, which are Jew/Christian hybrids. He apparently went off on a tirade around Easter because Easter was apparently a pagan day where babies were sacrificed and virgins were raped or something.

Converts are always the worst. 🤭

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Many Messianic Jews believe that Jesus[b] is the Jewish Messiah and "God the Son" (one person of the Trinity), and that the Tanakh[c] and New Testament are the authoritative scriptures.[10][11] Salvation in Messianic Judaism is achieved only through acceptance of Jesus as one's savior,[7][12][13] and Jewish laws or customs which are followed do not contribute to salvation.[12][13] Belief in the messiahship of Jesus, his power to save, and his divinity are considered by Jewish authorities to be the defining distinctions between Christianity and Judaism.[14][15][16] Protestant groups usually accept Messianic Judaism as a form of Protestantism.[17]

Literally WASPs trying to trick Jews into being Christians and calling it a form of Judaism.

Imagine still following Mosaic Law after the legitimate Messiah & King of the Jews tells you it's not necessary. 🙄

I mean, seriously, it makes a lot of sense. Not saying that I want to be around these people, but like TERFs at least they're consistent. I've yet to hear any actual Jewy Jew properly explain what they've been doing for the last 2000 years and what their goals for the future are.

I'm not sure if it's bait or what but

Legitimate messiah & king of the jews

Legitimate

is where where Jews disagree and is what makes them Jews and not Christians

What they've been doing for the last 2000 years

Mostly just getting killed but recently they've been colonizing the middle east and directing movies which is a pretty big step up from usury and being pogrom'd

What does Judaism say about Christmas: A night we don't study, a day soaked in sorrows

I would like to know on which day Jews don't feel sorry for themselves.

Every articles I see penned by Jews online are full of them screeching how the whole world did them wrong or some crap.

I swear not even CCP propaganda gets this pathetic when they are riling up the nationalistic fervor. Close, but not to this degree.

Yeah it’s too much of a stereotype. If he’s real I hope he breaks his neck slipping on a coupon insert.

Yeah that and he is named Christian

Should boomers be buried in a toxic waste dump to prevent the lead that's accumulated in their brain from seeping into the environment

Its all that lead in the gas i say

Top tier trollin

Microsoft posting on GitHub

What timeline is this?

They literally own it.

O forgot about that.

They own GitHub.

The Universe fractured in Nov. 2016.

Dec 21st, 2012 actually. Not everyone noticed that immediately of course.

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To me this is almost equally offensive as a swastika.

I swear to god these insufferable motherfuckers are going to get us shoah'd again and I'll be dragged down with them.

I'll hide you in my attic in exchange for bussy

Seriously, a jew in the cupboard would be the ultimate home appliance

What about ze oven?

You can't blame all Jews. It's just a handful that are insufferable cocksuckers who answer to a group calling the shots. (((they))) live and (((they))) have hijacked some of the Jews to do thier bidding at the expense of ordinary Jews who just want to watch Seinfeld and eat bagels.

Can confirm I Only want to watch Seinfeld.

Added to listofrdramakews.txt

Based Jew gloating with his ethnic privilege.

Please remove it immediately and make it your top priority. To me this is almost equally offensive as a swastika.

The holocaust didn't happen, but it should have

This is also top tier drama

foxabilo commented 2 minutes ago

I just contacted Linus Tech Tips, get ready for some very unwelcome publicity.

watch out microsoft, they're bringing out the big guns

You know, I recently started to realize that Jews aren't hated because they conspire to take over the world or their success make people jealous. They're just annoying as fuck.

Mashallah Herr Heydrich

https://i.imgur.com/eiOZiYp.jpg

What a weak neurotic race, Jesus Christ. This is almost as funny as them not using addition signs because they look like crosses.

Or becuase they cant make em so in like the 1900s they did circles on ellis island immigration papers instead of x marks so they became "kikes" for slang of "circles"

I'm gonna message them because their {} symbol looks like gussy and that's really yikes y'all

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i am personally not very fond of jewish people

I saw a chappie most likely from Israel itself sobbing over the grave of Rabbi Löw. I was actually moved by it. These people are so impressively stubborn...

That's OK

Anti-semitism is merely disliking jews more than is necessary

"White trimmed red cap with white pom-pom is removed from..." eh...literally what?

Jews fucking excel at making people hate them

Reported and i hope you stub your toe and get your dick caught in your zipper today

You didnt need to ask 😋😫😖

They literally replaced it with a snowflake LMAO (stolen from the /r/programming thread)