Tai Lore's Whiffed lost all that thicc-ness, getting into shape, to dance in the Cats With Tits movie - FOR THIS?

1  2019-12-19 by SandorClegane_AMA

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1  SnapshillBot 2019-12-19

Being a racist loser that makes fun of racist losers doesn't make you any less of a racist loser.

Pretending you're too stupid to understand how you spend your free time doesn't make it any less pathetic to spend your free time that way.

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1  Ideasforfree 2019-12-19

The critic reviews posted in r/movies are fucking savage

https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/eckx4x/cats_review_thread/

1  Imgur_Lurker 2019-12-19

Kidding aside, one of the things I enjoyed most about CATS is that it cast a bunch of real dancers and let them actually dance which is something that too few movie musicals do these days.

Mary Poppins was the last musical right? What is this guy smoking

1  AugustusTheWolf 2019-12-19

They had two choices.

  1. Humans in cat makeup

  2. Furries

Somehow they got lost and created this.

1  Redstar587 2019-12-19

When I was 13, my parents started breeding cats. Birmans. Seal point Birmans, to be precise. I would wake and be surrounded by cats and all that the cat life entailed. Kitten cats, male cats, female cats. Cat cages, cat shows, cat breeding. Always the breeding, the eternal lifecycle of the cat burned into my retinas. The yowling, the prowling, the fucking.

When I was 25, I hung out with some Furries in Hamilton. Charming folk, I really liked them. Loved Disney films. Adored My Little Pony. They got turned on by putting on dog suits, fox suits, cat suits. Adults - all yowling, prowling, fucking.

I'm 37 now, I've just seen Cats the movie. I've never seen the stage show, but I know the songs. I get the gist. Big songs, big numbers. This film is something else. I am 13 again, I am 25 again. I'm at my parents house, hearing cats fuck. I'm watching a Furry put on a catsuit. I'm watching Idris Elba, nude, as a cat. His ass is sticking out. I am watching all the cats, legs constantly spread, gyrating, grinding, growling. Yowling, prowling, fucking.

This is the worst thing I've ever seen. This is what death feels like. This is the worst ketamine trip. This is the CGI from Scorpion King. I don't know if I'm five minutes in or five hours. Nothing matters anymore. This is the death of all things. Fuck it.

  • David Farrier

Holy fuck lmao