I made a political compass using some of my favorite r/drama comments

1  2019-12-19 by annatheactivist

42 comments

Fuck you dude. You don't just get to believe what I'd been thinking the whole time now that it's convenient for you. First apologize to me for your original opinions, shithead.

And look: the fact that you just very recently had those problematic opinions does not just mean that you get to be woke within a matter of clicks; you still have a lot of rethinking to do. So shut up. Say you're sorry, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and start listening: the adults are talking, and what we have to say will impact generations to come.

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the same person in two different places

Radical centrism at its finest

jaredschaffer27

person

Based and low-self-esteem-pilled.

Self-defecating humor is the cornerstone of /r/drama

I enjoyed this except for the parts meant to trigger me, which succeeded.

Well done.

We need a radical centrist category. Please do better πŸ‘

There's not room on this compass for 99% of r/drama comments lol

Ironically, this would be a decent radical centrist comment

Not including pizzashill under authoritarian right is a mistake

You say that like he'd ever have authority over anyone.

Hey that's my comment!!

If you found yourself in this, please do us all a favour and ensure your personal safety is maintained.

Because I'm so important?

No, it's because life can be challenging for people with disabilities πŸ™„

Can confirm

I'm deeply ashamed that I remember reading every single one of these posts. Drama addiction is a serious personal failing

NO CLUCK. NO LOVE.

Sad! πŸ–•πŸ₯πŸ–•

I'm posting this in r/politicalcompassmemes, and there is nothing you can do to stop me

That’s a very libertarian assumption πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

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I'm famous

I was way too biased in agreement with your comment to not include it

Surely you could find someone talking about age of consent or ephebophilia for the bottom right square

This was less of me β€œlooking” and more of me slowly saving comments I found hilarious and only after a few weeks I realized I could make a political compass out of them

Darqwolf is long gone. Pretty sure he was the only one here who unironically would discuss that

Nah

I'm only half ironic.

Yamete?

Kek

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Needs a radical centrist too.

No watermark1917 in authleft

By allah, you have crossed the line 😀

Daily reminder that "billionaire" is coded terminology for "Jew" just as "thug" is coded to "black."

Tbh I agree with ALL these comments

No lol_te_gusto in the middle, smh

not upvoting my comment

😀

I’m sorry, but if it makes u feel better I thought it was very funny and it made my libertarian insides tingle

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Legit ancaps do not become nazis

since when