Honestly I don’t understand what kind of Christian are you? “God is great but we gotta be realistic”?Where’s that on the Bible? When did Jesus say that? Faith my dear, IS UNREALISTIC! That’s why we walk BY FAITH. This family and the Christian community doesn’t need your unbelief.
Have you ever read the Quaran? They talk about hellfire every second sentence. Plus the Hajj, the praying five times a day, depriving us men of looking at some fine-ass hair, etc. Islam sucks
Yeah but at least they don't expect God to interfere in the exact particular way that would please this particular person here and now. If God decides to give you a tumor because of ineffable reasons then you get the tumor and it's your reaction that counts but doesn't guarantee no further tumors or anything. Or so I understand.
True in a sense, I've heard that Muslims suck at firefights and especially sniper ops because they don't care to actually aim, it's up to God to decide if he wants the bullet to hit. But on the other hand it's the opposite of the godbotherers' attitude.
If God decides to give you a tumor because of ineffable reasons then you get the tumor and it's your reaction that counts but doesn't guarantee no further tumors or anything. Or so I understand.
Thats basically it. The idea is that everyone is hit with tests to their iman, and the harder the test the less harshly god judges you etc.
These are small things to ask of people lmaooo. Any sort of indication that maybe wh*te people should not live pleasure seeking lives is met with such intense scrutiny.
Can we stop calling Evangelical fundamentalists Christian please, the protestant reformation and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Really interesting how they never have apologized for the St. Bartholomew's Day Massacre. I guess it's not the same as Holocaust denial if you keep up the same lie for 500 years.
They at least promote a certain amount of biblical literacy and demand conformity of interpretation. Most of these people are making arguments that a Sunday school teacher typically fields from 5 year olds. If I were so obsessed with something as to make it part of my life like religion, I would want to know everything about that religion and read all the scholars and philosophers. I don't know why these people don't. You would think if you believed in a being that could sentence you to eternal torment you would want to be sure you were on his good side
Loosing my kid would probably be enough to push me over the edge. She is surprisingly resilient, though so I don't worry too much. But like an freak illness or something could happen and you can't really do too much to prevent that.
I really hope these people get some help and aren't just scamming.
She is the daughter of Kalley and Andrew Heiligenthal. Both are extremely involved with @bethelmusic and the Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry.
Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry
Woah, that's an unusual spinoff of Christianity. It's like it's for edgy teens who watched too much animu/browsed too much tumblr and want to be ~witches~ but don't want to give up Jesus
Outreach and Evangelism Practicum
COURSE OVERVIEW
This course is designed to train students in areas of service, ministry and evangelism to and for our
community. The goal is to develop competency and confidence in bringing the love and life changing power of
God into respectful, loving encounters with individuals so as to bring them to a saving connection with Christ
and contribute to city-wide transformation.
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Heaux Mentor Book 3: Damage Control
*Revealing Personal information to a date
*Being Blackmailed/ Threatened/Stalked
*Preventing assault, defending against it and what to do afterwards.
*If You break character with a date, how to get him back on track and forget what you did/said.
*Being Drugged - What to do if you get roofied or if you roofie a date
*If your too drunk or high, you will learn how to finish or escape your date without loosing any money.
*Being on tour with zero dates. How to recoup funds and at least break even if your already on tour and how to prevent a tour with zero dates again.
*Robbery. What to do if you get robbed and how to prevent it. This includes getting robbed in person and personal articles being stolen without you there.
*You will also learn awareness of tracking devices on your car and phone, and when to take a threat seriously.
Being Drugged - What to do if you get roofied or if you roofie a date
Okay, I changed my mind, this is not just a reality TV thing, she is most based woman who ever lived. She's actually selling manuals for how to reverse-Cosby fat old perverts. 😂 I really should do an effortpost about her when I feel up to it.
BSSM is not an accredited, degree-granting educational institution with the State of California, so students are not eligible for financial aid, student loans, grants or tax benefits.
I actually knew a family like this, the patriarch of the family died from stressed (like he overworked himself) , the doctor said he was dead, his families and friends who were hardcore Christians believe that a miracle would happen and they just need to pray hard, spoiler... He didn't wake up.I mean was it surprising that he didn't wake up?
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-20
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1 moddestmouse 2019-12-20
Thousands and thousands of Instagram comments. A 100k gofundme. Dad posts nothing about it while mom is on the hunt for prayers. This has it all.
1 typicalwwemark 2019-12-20
Man if that Gofundme doesn't get removed by the site, then i think i found a good scam when someone in my family dies.
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-12-20
They have to be marketable like a kid
1 kurwamacja 2019-12-20
Why won't (((G-d))) bring our baby back?
1 BlooCheckmark 2019-12-20
A gofundme for what, exactly? Bribing Kang Jesus?
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1 MG87 2019-12-20
And there is a shitload more comments like that.
1 yunyun333 2019-12-20
Pretty depressing tbh
1 gandhitheblue 2019-12-20
Christians are fucking nutjobs
1 zergling_Lester 2019-12-20
Unironically, muslims have a much healthier attitude mashallah.
1 gandhitheblue 2019-12-20
Have you ever read the Quaran? They talk about hellfire every second sentence. Plus the Hajj, the praying five times a day, depriving us men of looking at some fine-ass hair, etc. Islam sucks
1 zergling_Lester 2019-12-20
Yeah but at least they don't expect God to interfere in the exact particular way that would please this particular person here and now. If God decides to give you a tumor because of ineffable reasons then you get the tumor and it's your reaction that counts but doesn't guarantee no further tumors or anything. Or so I understand.
1 wm20123 2019-12-20
Idk, seems to vary. Some of them have a weird relationship with predestination and the phrase "mashallah"
1 zergling_Lester 2019-12-20
True in a sense, I've heard that Muslims suck at firefights and especially sniper ops because they don't care to actually aim, it's up to God to decide if he wants the bullet to hit. But on the other hand it's the opposite of the godbotherers' attitude.
1 wm20123 2019-12-20
Imagine living in 2019 and not having a strong christian faith XD
1 TiberiousGracci 2019-12-20
Thats basically it. The idea is that everyone is hit with tests to their iman, and the harder the test the less harshly god judges you etc.
1 artemis_m_oswald 2019-12-20
I'm sorry but this comment isn't halal, you'll have to remove it
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1 TiberiousGracci 2019-12-20
These are small things to ask of people lmaooo. Any sort of indication that maybe wh*te people should not live pleasure seeking lives is met with such intense scrutiny.
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-12-20
Can we stop calling Evangelical fundamentalists Christian please, the protestant reformation and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
1 BlooCheckmark 2019-12-20
Catholics may be less retarded but they're more evil
1 Redactor0 2019-12-20
Really interesting how they never have apologized for the St. Bartholomew's Day Massacre. I guess it's not the same as Holocaust denial if you keep up the same lie for 500 years.
1 oss_spy 2019-12-20
It was 500 years ago, stop getting bent out of shape you fucking kike
Also, since you're open on Sunday, I'm going to drop by and make an appointment for my taxes.
1 Redactor0 2019-12-20
Downvoted for criminal historical illiteracy.
1 MG87 2019-12-20
Because of the kid diddling? Protestants arent exactly slackers there
1 Brumaired 2019-12-20
You'll be first to burn when the inquisition returns, heretic.
1 wm20123 2019-12-20
They at least promote a certain amount of biblical literacy and demand conformity of interpretation. Most of these people are making arguments that a Sunday school teacher typically fields from 5 year olds. If I were so obsessed with something as to make it part of my life like religion, I would want to know everything about that religion and read all the scholars and philosophers. I don't know why these people don't. You would think if you believed in a being that could sentence you to eternal torment you would want to be sure you were on his good side
1 Comrade_Natalie 2019-12-20
Chirstshitters are hilariously retarded
1 megafaggotron1986 2019-12-20
immense cope
1 Phantom_Engineer 2019-12-20
That level of denial is pathetic. It's sad just to read.
1 MG87 2019-12-20
The whole situation is just fucked up
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-20
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦♂️
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-12-20
Man, I couldnt even imagine...
1 AngelaBeedle 2019-12-20
One of the main reasons I don’t want kids is because I couldn’t handle losing them
And I think the anxiety I’d have for their safety and well being would paralyze me
1 PlasticAct2 2019-12-20
sad that u ar broken
1 AngelaBeedle 2019-12-20
True
1 JanniesGuzzleCum 2019-12-20
Damm, I really felt that 😕😕
1 BlooCheckmark 2019-12-20
Stay mad, adversitycels ✊😎
1 Osterion 2019-12-20
Hot
1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2019-12-20
She’s crying from the orgasm.
1 snallygaster 2019-12-20
>three(3) submissions in /r/ "FoodxHumorxAnime"
It is you who is broken!
1 mainbraindrain 2019-12-20
snally stalkin history cause a barren womb hits close to home
1 PlasticAct2 2019-12-20
did not claim mutual exclusivity
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-12-20
Loosing my kid would probably be enough to push me over the edge. She is surprisingly resilient, though so I don't worry too much. But like an freak illness or something could happen and you can't really do too much to prevent that.
I really hope these people get some help and aren't just scamming.
1 AngelaBeedle 2019-12-20
I think my anxiety is just through the roof
Sometimes I see my pets sleeping and panic because I can’t tell if they’re alive and shake them awake lol
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-12-20
The anxiety comes from other things, largely through the lack of sleep and doubting your general fitness to be raising a child.
1 SaveUsUncleTed 2019-12-20
DUDE FURBABIES LMAO
1 TheEntertainment89 2019-12-20
Just have enough of them that u have no personal connection to any individual ch*ld
1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2019-12-20
Weakling c o p e
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-12-20
Now that is truly fucked up. They should just get her taxidermied and cart her around weekend at bernies style
1 zoldknight 2019-12-20
Perhaps it's not too late. Quick, someone call the hotline and get WorldaroundEwe over there ASAP!
1 TrailerParkRide 2019-12-20
Is this legal? Because if so I'm legit getting a notarized will demanding that my savings are used to taxidermize and mount me for permanent display.
1 I-Am-Dad-Bot 2019-12-20
Hi legit, I'm Dad!
1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2019-12-20
I’ll mount you in my goon dungeon.
1 TrailerParkRide 2019-12-20
When I die I want to be featured in a sticky on r/gooncaves
1 AngelaBeedle 2019-12-20
> Normally when a child dies, it makes EVERY single national headline
Lmao what? Does this bitch think every kids death makes national news?
1 dramasexual 2019-12-20
right? the fuck is she talking about?
1 reebokpumps 2019-12-20
Foids
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-12-20
Could you imagine if this was true? The 24 hour news channels would be nothing but the names of kids who died.
1 TrailerParkRide 2019-12-20
That would actually be an improvement over the current system.
1 15nelsoc 2019-12-20
Sounds pretty hot ngl
1 Magehunter_Skassi 2019-12-20
dead kids bypass the waiting room and go straight to jesus, idk what the parents are malding about
1 TrailerParkRide 2019-12-20
Actually sweatty, their souls are harvested to power the great reality engine that powers our sun, keeps the sky above us, and traps Satan in Hell.
1 wocch 2019-12-20
either that or endless purgatory
1 Redactor0 2019-12-20
"If we just keep harrassing God long enough, surely we can annoy Him into changing His mind!"
1 mechakingghidorah 2019-12-20
Don’t underestimate pester power.
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-12-20
Karen is going to have to speak with Jesus' manager.
1 dankius_memeius 2019-12-20
Holy shit, after diving in on Instagram, this lady needs a therapist and meds.
1 snallygaster 2019-12-20
Woah, that's an unusual spinoff of Christianity. It's like it's for edgy teens who watched too much animu/browsed too much tumblr and want to be ~witches~ but don't want to give up Jesus
1 mechakingghidorah 2019-12-20
Tell me more snallster.
1 Redactor0 2019-12-20
Come on, if there's Christian private schools, why not Christian magical girl academies too?
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-12-20
Their definition of natural supernatural was kind of cheesy though. Basically do DMT and make Heaven a place on Earth.
1 acidoverbasic 2019-12-20
Their curriculum is surprisingly boring.
1 Redactor0 2019-12-20
Remarkably similar in every practical way to that Heaux Mentor you found but just presented in the opposite way. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
1 acidoverbasic 2019-12-20
🥱😴😴
👯♀️😎🤙
1 Redactor0 2019-12-20
Okay, I changed my mind, this is not just a reality TV thing, she is most based woman who ever lived. She's actually selling manuals for how to reverse-Cosby fat old perverts. 😂 I really should do an effortpost about her when I feel up to it.
1 mynormaluse2019 2019-12-20
BSSM is not an accredited, degree-granting educational institution with the State of California, so students are not eligible for financial aid, student loans, grants or tax benefits.
Shocking
1 acidoverbasic 2019-12-20
And it's all shit you can learn from just going to church regularly. They're paying to go to church lmao
1 JanniesGuzzleCum 2019-12-20
This is what the white devil gets for praying to the wrong God
1 tejanx 2019-12-20
this is all martin luther's fault
1 megafaggotron1986 2019-12-20
She even posted a screenshot to show the lack of media attention. Not following how that's relevant, especially since it's not remotely true.
1 fgdhsizbsisvsizbaj 2019-12-20
Someone who doesn’t believe in miracles. Not that you should.
1 KingAbdul13 2019-12-20
I actually knew a family like this, the patriarch of the family died from stressed (like he overworked himself) , the doctor said he was dead, his families and friends who were hardcore Christians believe that a miracle would happen and they just need to pray hard, spoiler... He didn't wake up.I mean was it surprising that he didn't wake up?
1 teamsprocket 2019-12-20
Christcucks are brainwashed enough to think he could revive so easily, so for them it's a shocker.
1 itsyabooiii 2019-12-20
Doesn’t the kid stink up the room by now? They best be careful with what they are wishing for or it might be a bit of a walking dead experience
1 annoy_mus 2019-12-20
Somehow I doubt that 🤔
1 lol_te_gusto 2019-12-20
Why even bother doing anything if it's always god's plan?
It's over for cultcels