I would normally agree with your reasoning, but these people are both journalists and urban pop culture fanatics, so their opinion must be wrong by default.
I'm a vegan. All I'm saying is if you only do your job half way, why do we need that job done in the first place? Read a fucking book now and then, it'll help you take in and digest information like a big boy.
I'm 100% convinced it has everything to do with being on Netflix. This person is taking bribes from cable television companies to smear original streaming content.
And y'all wanna say the deep state don't exist sips tea
Yes, so monster fights are supposed to be rare and something special because most monsters are endangered now.
Not like in the third game, where every shithole village and settlement has someone begging you “Oi, master witcher! We got ourselves a monster problem, will you help?”
That's the only bad review I've seen, the rest range from slow start but gets good to great. Though these reviewers come off as people who unironically like Baby Yoda memes
Nobody who likes the books and games thought this would be good. Feel bad for caville because he's actually a Chad turbo nerd who loves the series and total war games
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1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-12-20
most based series reviewer in the business
1 FreeDory 2019-12-20
thats hilarious. what a legend
1 Mayos_side 2019-12-20
Well they only watched 40% of the show. How can they even begin to get an idea of how good it actually is?
1 clubby789 2019-12-20
If they felt like skipping after the second episode, I think they have a good idea.
1 totally_not_ac3 2019-12-20
If 40% of something isn't good, theres a damn good chance the other 60% is just as bad.
1 rakrakaon 2019-12-20
The first 3 seasons are bad, but it really picks up in the 4th.
1 too_much_choice 2019-12-20
you sound like some pathetic addict trying to get me to watch their weebshit
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-12-20
Having flashbacks to all the Final Fantasy 13 fans going "it really picks up about 30 hours in".
1 d-amazo 2019-12-20
that's currently Death Stranding fans
"It really gets good after the first mindnumbing 40 hours of copy-pasted delivery quests"
1 Ferocetis 2019-12-20
My first thought was Code Geass actually.
1 Platycel 2019-12-20
How about 42%?
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-12-20
I would normally agree with your reasoning, but these people are both journalists and urban pop culture fanatics, so their opinion must be wrong by default.
1 pepperouchau 2019-12-20
It's a bideo game tv adaptation lmao
1 d-amazo 2019-12-20
are you the kind of retard who eats an entire steak at a restaurant and then when it's all gone you complain to the manager that it was undercooked?
1 Mayos_side 2019-12-20
I'm a vegan. All I'm saying is if you only do your job half way, why do we need that job done in the first place? Read a fucking book now and then, it'll help you take in and digest information like a big boy.
1 Ferocetis 2019-12-20
Your conceit is out of place, vegan.
1 Sarge_Says 2019-12-20
Oh cool! A child killer!
1 Platycel 2019-12-20
Vegans are barely a step above pedos.
1 10inchblackhawk 2019-12-20
Honestly, if it takes hours to drag you in that should mean that they nailed the feeling of playing one of the games.
The only thing next is that it becomes mundane and unchallenging around the middle all throughout the end.
1 Odie_Esty 2019-12-20
the authentic witcher experience
1 Chapose 2019-12-20
How dare he not praise geraldo 😡😡😡😡
1 sperpen 2019-12-20
I can't get into that fucking game no matter how many times I try. I think feel similarly to the TV reviewers.
1 Chapose 2019-12-20
r/unwholesome 😡😡😡
1 TrailerParkRide 2019-12-20
I was there when he opened All Capone's vault.
I was there when Bill O'Reilly yelled at him.
I was there when he starred as himself in a metaepisode of My Name is Earl.
I was there when Bill O'Reilly yelled at him.
I was there when Bill O'Reilly yelled at him.
Now, I will not abandon him in the face of such slander 😠
1 Michelanvalo 2019-12-20
so you weren't there when he got shot at in afghanistan?
you already abandoned him
1 TrailerParkRide 2019-12-20
No, but I did abandon him when he drew a map of troop positions on live tv 😞
1 DepravedMutant 2019-12-20
And y'all wanna say the deep state don't exist sips tea
1 MG87 2019-12-20
Isn't it based on that Polish dudes book and not the game?
1 fingerpaintswithpoop 2019-12-20
Yes, so monster fights are supposed to be rare and something special because most monsters are endangered now.
Not like in the third game, where every shithole village and settlement has someone begging you “Oi, master witcher! We got ourselves a monster problem, will you help?”
1 Grandma_Swamp 2019-12-20
Then you bully them into paying you way too much, putting themselves into financial ruin like the Chad you are.
1 diggity_md 2019-12-20
This is the shades of gray morality that goomers covet
1 Infidel6 2019-12-20
They can be broke or they can be dead. Doesn't make a difference to me.
1 dumpsterfire1000 2019-12-20
I also steal all their food and water.
1 Matues49 2019-12-20
I'll just watch this for Henry Cavill's ass
1 Bovolt 2019-12-20
The show's probably shit and nobody should need a review to know that.
1 GeminiRocket 2019-12-20
I'm glad if it's a dumpster fire. Reddit tricks me into buying Witcher 3.
1 d-amazo 2019-12-20
you deserved it.
1 200iqBigBrain 2019-12-20
Imagine being paid to watch TV shows and being too lazy even for that while still keeping your job lol
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-12-20
author's getting ratio'd on twitter
1 ash_ketchthesehands 2019-12-20
That's the only bad review I've seen, the rest range from slow start but gets good to great. Though these reviewers come off as people who unironically like Baby Yoda memes
1 Gleeroy95 2019-12-20
Nobody who likes the books and games thought this would be good. Feel bad for caville because he's actually a Chad turbo nerd who loves the series and total war games
1 TanksAreLit 2019-12-20
I watched the first couple episodes. It's not amazing but it's good enough to binge