pizzashill goes to the theater

1  2019-12-20 by GeauxHouston22

27 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2019-12-20

This is not the time or place for another black-dick joke

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1  BussyShillBot 2019-12-20

I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm.

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1  Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-20

Uh oh you are gonna summon the pizza defense force to come and here and cope on behalf of pizzaneet.

1  retardedjewboy69 2019-12-20

theyre probably all too busy diddling themselves to those billie eilish pics

1  jubbergun 2019-12-20

Ugh. That poor kid's almost as ugly as the Gollum-looking Swedish girl who wants me to care about the climate.

1  InternJannie 2019-12-20

How DARE you. You are stealing her well paid first class trip around the world by mocking her FAS.

1  high_side 2019-12-20

pizzashill, reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

1  BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-20

someone said something mean about pizzashill, reeeeeeeeeeeeee

1  high_side 2019-12-20

Or whatever.

1  BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-20

pizzashill defense force mad (x24)

1  high_side 2019-12-20

You're committed to this.

1  BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-20

I mean, i click in to new and check out the posts. Then I see pizza defense team and I take the piss out of you losers.

You're the one that searches out people hating on pizza and defends him.

1  high_side 2019-12-20

I take the piss out of you losers.

Do you?

the one that searches out people hating on pizza and defends him.

I think you're missing a fundamental truth about this sub.

1  BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-20

Do you?

Yes, and I'm so good at it ya'll had to go crying to the jannies to put me in time out. That's how much pizza defense force is seething.

I think you're missing a fundamental truth about this sub.

1  high_side 2019-12-20

You're such a bad boy. Want to fuck?

1  BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-20

Solid, and hard, pass

1  high_side 2019-12-20

How hard?

1  GrongoTheDongo 2019-12-20

this is fun

1  bussylmao 2019-12-20

I totally assumed this was gonna be video of another shooting.

1  BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-20

or a kid getting diddled

1  Kat_B0T 2019-12-20

I thought it would be a dood diddling and kid that’s a shooter

1  shitpersonality 2019-12-20

Reggie Fils-Aimé had a bad day.

1  Aletherios 2019-12-20

Is this supposed to make him look bad?

1  fuckyouunclebezos 2019-12-20

Im not sure if I even want to see Star Wars anymore, if this is the kind of toxic fans it has

1  AgitatedFudge 2019-12-20

im on his side turn ur shit off

1  OniTan 2019-12-20

Love this new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

1  Redactor0 2019-12-20

He's more right but doesn't know when to quit, which is quite Pizzashillish.