Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
i'm somewhat ashamed to admit that while I picked up on this twist before it was revealed (exact moment: when Deadman is cut off saying Cliff was born, i'm assuming, too early to be Lou's father), I still thought Lou was somehow also Sam, but as a baby 30 years or whatever later.
i realized maybe an hour after finish that it's because all those flashbacks of Mads fucking programmed me to think those were Lou's memories.
Before that I was yelling at the screen "but how did that corpse disposal random get BB Sam?!?"
Yeah exactly the same. I would have liked to see some more BBs around so it didn't seem like just one rando disposal dude casually had this one amazing plot baby.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-20
Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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1 LiberalKiwi 2019-12-20
It’s time for moids to take their daily dose of HRT
1 Kat_B0T 2019-12-20
You guys are retarded ps is a MtF obviously
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-20
And allegedly a child rapist
1 mayoslide 2019-12-20
whateverthe case, he's no onitan
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-20
Literally who?
1 alphetaboss 2019-12-20
Newfags out. Drama's resident serial killer.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-20
You called berniemadoffsanders a newfag wtf lol. That dudes has been around here in some form or fashion for like a decade.
1 alphetaboss 2019-12-20
I can't keep track of everyone's alt, but if you don't know onitan, then you're a newfag.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-20
I've been here for probably 5+ years dude, maybe longer than you.
Sorry I only keep track of pedos and animal fuckers. Serial killers don't even make the top 10.
1 AngelaBeedle 2019-12-20
Pizza is a babe😍
1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-12-20
he's Fragile... but he's not that fragile.
1 Mayos_side 2019-12-20
You're damaged goods.
1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-12-20
I just beat the game today.
So who's your favorite character, and why is it Higgs/Mads?
1 Mayos_side 2019-12-20
Mads is the kind of father I always wanted to be: absent, always chillin/smoking with his buds and acting as a recurring boss for his son.
1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-12-20
i'm somewhat ashamed to admit that while I picked up on this twist before it was revealed (exact moment: when Deadman is cut off saying Cliff was born, i'm assuming, too early to be Lou's father), I still thought Lou was somehow also Sam, but as a baby 30 years or whatever later.
i realized maybe an hour after finish that it's because all those flashbacks of Mads fucking programmed me to think those were Lou's memories.
Before that I was yelling at the screen "but how did that corpse disposal random get BB Sam?!?"
u got me kojima
1 Mayos_side 2019-12-20
Yeah exactly the same. I would have liked to see some more BBs around so it didn't seem like just one rando disposal dude casually had this one amazing plot baby.
Also I can't wait for fragile nude mods.
1 Mrtheliger 2019-12-20
Lol he honestly looks like the average guy you'd see on grindr
1 Swap_The_Gender 2019-12-20
No wonder everyone on Reddit is an ephebophilie
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-20
Which pizza would diddle more. Cis or trans pizza
1 TheEntertainment89 2019-12-20
The real question is which pizza would you diddle more. I'd go frame #3, it's the perfect mix of downy moid babyfat and femininity.
1 alphetaboss 2019-12-20
His lips are more lush and full than the foids. No wonder he hated women, he'd make a better one than them.
1 Redactor0 2019-12-20
I like the one where it's his face but turned into a girl better. He'd be an absolute qt.
1 transgirltradwife 2019-12-20
Every celebrity they say I look like is Asian when I’m mayo lol
1 rbsh123 2019-12-20
Is pizza actually like 15 or have genetics not treated him well?