What do you do when your girl breaks up with you? Doodoo Hoodoo 💩💀

1  2019-12-21 by acidoverbasic

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Thaaat's it, I'm getting the sharpie.

Head to r/classified to improve your mojo 🍀

I just did this using a black sharpie on toilet paper.

Talk about instant gratification. Felt great!

Wish me luck.

speckled with something smellier too

Spells to avoid jury duty

Just say some shit like you don't believe that anyone should be bound by law or insinuate that you're down with jury nullification.

However, I want to know EXACTLY what i need to do, so the question i have is this.....when i write their names on paper, can it be any kind of paper or does it have to be parchment paper?

Also, do i smear his name and her name in the feces before flushing it down toilet or just her name?

Does it matter which one i smear first?

I do not want anything bad to happen to her. In fact it would be great if i can just get rid of her for good and bind her to another man or something. i do not see this girl but i do have a picture of her that i downloaded from the internet.

2010 isn't long enough ago, some of these people still live amongst us.

This thread has over 300 replies, the last one just a few days ago.

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I was looking at the one on the site that involves writing their names on a piece of paper cutting it in half wiping feces on it then throwing it in the toilet. But I don't know what the guys name is can I just write "My romantic rival"?

She left you cause of your scat fetish, degenerate.

I feel like these people have or will feature on some crime podcast at some stage.

Need charges dropped? Just get some deer tongue. Or you could try their own house made court case powder.

Are you sure you're not trying to backdoor advertise for your black magic shop?

No 👀

Trying this spell later by writing lawlz on one piece and drama on the other

WTF! I have taken so many shits in my life and I could have been doing magic the whole time?! Well no more pooping sans prestidigitation for me!