The Initiation of Nikki Jayne (2007)
Gee whiz time
17 December 2019
Gazzman is an old hand at shooting gonzo porn, and this introduction to Brit talent Nikki, who briefly was sponsored in Chatsworth-land by B. Skow, is breathtalingly ordinary in its checking all the boxes, pun intended.
I actually get so blackpilled when I realize most of you fags are depressed losers who most likely gravitated here because no one likes them and not because they actually have intellectual backing for their
This guy's so much funnier than stupid nofap memes. Dude's on heavy Adderall/Crystal Meth binge for 20 years watching pornos all the way through in 36 hour marathons while Siskel & Ebert "At the Movies" music plays in his head. Insane.
Nick Manning plays two roles in two segments, each ending with his scream of "Droppin' Loads!" as he deposits spunk on the actress's face. Lucky ladies for him are Cassandra Cruz and later Courtney Foxxx as a stripper.
Not actually a POV camera, but more of a first-person (cinema verite) approach, it capitalizes on the peculiar interest in humiliation, as experienced by fictional cuckold.
To me one of the most disturbing parts about this is that it's old DVDs from 10-15 years ago. He's not just addicted to cooming, he's addicted to cooming in a certain very specific way and won't adapt to modern times.
28 comments
2 suddenvandamm 2019-12-21
He saw He came He reviewed
2 madmaxx9595 2019-12-21
Have to wonder how he fell off between 2011-2015. Glad he made a comeback tho
1 Bummunism 2019-12-21
Maybe he ran out of movies?
1 EyeseeFN 2019-12-21
Obviously it was gussy. Glad he's back though
2 The_Live_Ghost 2019-12-21
This man has a gorilla arm for a right hand
2 MagicHoudini 2019-12-21
holy shit based coomer connoisseur.
reminds me of this comic [TW: Internet humour]
EDIT: holy shit I'm reading some of them
1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-21
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-12-21
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1 sperpen 2019-12-21
This guy's so much funnier than stupid nofap memes. Dude's on heavy Adderall/Crystal Meth binge for 20 years watching pornos all the way through in 36 hour marathons while Siskel & Ebert "At the Movies" music plays in his head. Insane.
1 5T48J6ff 2019-12-21
Hell yeah! I want to be a real ass dude just like him!
1 GeminiRocket 2019-12-21
The guy works at the MIT and probably looks like Noam Chomsky, A true connoisseur who enjoy the subtle art and magic of theses movies.
2 Aletherios 2019-12-21
Is this a different guy from the original Coomer that made the rounds on 4chan a while back?
1 Gb_shill 2019-12-21
No its the same
2 newsmachineplus 2019-12-21
What the fuck
I need a source on this
1 shitmemesimake 2019-12-21
Bro don’t doxx yourself 😳
5 GeminiRocket 2019-12-21
tfw my imdb account is so old it could be cast in an adult movie
1 battlemoid 2019-12-21
Holy based.
1 theworstever 2019-12-21
What a fucking stud.
1 Dedod_2 2019-12-21
Behold the king coomer
1 600_lbs_of_sin 2019-12-21
this the man who's going to end /r/loveafterporn forever
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-12-21
He has been blessed by Lil B himself.
1 [deleted] 2019-12-21
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1 JanniesGuzzleCum 2019-12-21
The original coomer
1 lol_te_gusto 2019-12-21
ALL HAIL KING NEET
1 Neon_needles 2019-12-21
Wow. How informative.
1 Redactor0 2019-12-21
This guy must read Cahiers du cinéma.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-12-21
I'm glad to know that 2018's Lesbian Cheer Squad Chronicles is "Derivative, but not bad" and that the "Final vignette is weak on set-up"
1 Redactor0 2019-12-21
To me one of the most disturbing parts about this is that it's old DVDs from 10-15 years ago. He's not just addicted to cooming, he's addicted to cooming in a certain very specific way and won't adapt to modern times.