Bratty sister tricks her STEP-brother into annihilating her asshole, is left wondering if she’ll ever be able to 👏clap👏 dem cheeks again when she farts

1  2019-12-21 by gnome_mage

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ddlg and entwives poster

daddy issues

her epic post about le butte secks gets upboated and gilded

Redditors were a mistake

Also, the title of this post is based

Basically I just get a disposable glove and a disposable knife, go to the toilet and cut the crap into much smaller pieces that’ll flush and not clog. If it’s particularly big or I’m being particularly cautious I’ll only flush some of it down while holding the rest in the bowl with the knife, while the rest of it flushes, getting it all down over 2-3 flushes.

I’ve never seen Sunny in Philadelphia

How does it feel to be a filthy bedouin who belongs to a lineage and culture which has never actually accomplished anything for itself? The only remarkable traits of your people are that they sit atop oil which white people pay you for and that you are dishonest and relatively dim witted. If western leaders weren't a bunch of jew addled traitors they would have wiped your people off the face of the earth and simply taken your oil rather than paid your retarded royalty a single cent.

Now we have a scenario in which a bunch of dune coons run around playing 21st century warlord with weaponry their stupid people couldn't possibly invent and shitting up life on earth for everybody. We never should have sold you so much as a Lamborghini let alone a fucking autocannon. Handing you sand niggers modern weaponry is like handing a small child a hand grenade.

If your people were worth their weight in salt they would turn their own lands into a place fit for human beings. Since they aren't able to, they flee to our lands and proceed to breed like rats while feeding their children with fraudulently earned income and welfare paid for by white people. You and your ilk will eventually outnumber us in our homes and our lands will become as shitty and useless as your lands. Cograts, you'll achieve dar es salaam but you won't have running water or a functioning power grid. You played yourself.

Shameful behavior from a deceitful desert tribe. Yet you feel pride. So strange.

Begone, rat.

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Anal sex is completely overrated

Are you muslim or just a foid?

Neither. I just think butt play is overrated, both ways.

Fag

I think having anal sex is more faggy.

That's where you're wrong kiddo

Says the bottom

It is overrated as a Top AND Bottom.

What? I'm sorry, what? I can't understand you with you're face mushed down into the pillow.

Anal sex is only worth it if they're too small to be penetrated any other way.

Ah the preist logic.

Agreed, but convincing someone to do anal is amazing.

So far I've had two girls straight up offer anal the first night I met them.

Both were black.

Did you colonize their colon?

You poop from there

It's pretty good.

Wrongo bongo

The male anus was created by Allah to be penetrated

that's not how anuses or buttsex works.

at all.