Daddy just made Starshit real

1  2019-12-21 by Giulio-Cesare

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I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!

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I'm from Buenos Aires and I say "Kill'em All!"

Watch "For All Mankind"

Soviets cuck the Burgers putting the first man on the moon which lead to a never ending space race, it's pretty good.

We're actually late IIRC russia already has a space force.

So did we, we called it space command iirc and it was a part of the chair force.

Dude spaceshit lmao

We should not be colonizing space. Mark my fucking words it'll be just like when the US had manifest destiny. Indegenous space people dont deserve genocide

why not

Already explained why. Not my job to ducking educate u

u did not explain why they dont deserve it

Did the Indians deserve to be eradicated?

Look I know you're just gunna say "yes" to that.

So I'll preemptively reply "fuck off Nazi".

There, saved ourselves some time.

indians are human of course not space ppl are not human. animals are killed every day so we can eat them why can't I eat a space man?

Because they have space feelings or something like that. Animals are dumb and deserve to die, yes. But other intelligent life deserves respect and compassion

Xeno lovers get the bolter too.

No one deserves anything.

Shit just happens, and now we're going to colonize alien shit and start an inter-galactic slave trade.

Starshit was always real its called trash

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I would openly welcome a fascist dictatorship if I got to shoot at aliens.

It’s official: The Air Force is no longer the gayest branch in the US military.

Can someone explain how society is supposed to be impressed by a guy who hasn't even gotten to the moon (which we did in 1959) talking about Mars colonies and space exploration. Can people not see a larp for what it is?

1969 fucking idiot

Unmanned too you clod