God I love Billie Eilish

1  2019-12-21 by Misissipi

Isn’t it weird how we all know she’s going to go down in history and we had the opportunity to be alive at a time to watch her grown from Ocean Eyes to Bad Guy and witness her prime. I always felt like I missed out on watching the greatest artists become recognized like The Beatles, Prince, Queen, and many more. But I had the privilege to watch Billie Eilish BECOME BILLIE EILISH. Just think about that.

27 comments

3  Aletherios 2019-12-21

I'm just waiting for when she inevitably goes the slutty pop star route now that she's 18

3  Brahmasexual 2019-12-21

I now realize there were probably hordes of people who grew up with Elvis and never once gave a shit about him.

1  sperpen 2019-12-21

"Elvis got more ass than a toilet seat"--Elvis employee. Also irrelevant factor to chicks, so she'll probably OD while her brother who wrote the songs dies happy.

2  ManBearFridge 2019-12-21

What's the over under on when she is gunna OD?

6  SpacemanSkiff 2019-12-21

27

5  ManBearFridge 2019-12-21

That's easy money on the under.

1  haulingtaters 2019-12-21

Eh, zoomers don't respect the classics, hammer the over.

1  RBLXTalk 2019-12-21

r/hiphopcirclejerk

1  Richard__Mongler 2019-12-21

What's the over/under of her showing her huge milkers to stay relevant?

1  drippingfromtripping 2019-12-21

19

1  kennygspart 2019-12-21

I got 24 for x2.

2  Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-12-21

Who?

1  The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-12-21

I've gained a newfound respect for this one.

https://youtu.be/uh2qGWfmESk?t=628

I'd only barely heard of her, and just knew she was a child, but didn't know that she be somebody worth listening to.

In reading about her, I also have seen that she's regularly dressing in such a way as to be different and not be sexualixed. That demonstrates a level of maturity and skill that is rare.

1  newcomer_ts 2019-12-21

Somebody can do something for 10,000 hrs and still be incompetent at it.

She seems like someone who did 10,000 of something.

It aint music tho'

2  Lysis10 2019-12-21

She has the Amy Whinehouse look.

2  Kat_B0T 2019-12-21

So talent with like 6/10 looks 🤔

1  Lysis10 2019-12-21

6/10 drops? lol You would label a junkie a 6/10. :D

She was 6/10 before the meth.

1  Kat_B0T 2019-12-21

Ya but she gets paid though

1  jewdanksdad 2019-12-21

I hope she keeps the look where it counts most

3  Lysis10 2019-12-21

IV heroin track marks?

1  jewdanksdad 2019-12-21

Being a corpse

1  SnapshillBot 2019-12-21

I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.

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1  MrPanFriedNoodle 2019-12-21

Ocean eyes is a great song 😍

1  Hokaido251 2019-12-21

That her brother wrote

1  Mrtheliger 2019-12-21

She dressed up as Jolyne once even though she claims it was a coincidence, so she can't be all bad

1  shitcapedcrusader 2019-12-21

Even if this is a joke I hate you for saying it

1  Tikhon14 2019-12-21

there's no way she makes it to 30. She already looks like a hard 30.