Life

1  2019-12-22 by lol_te_gusto

Life Is inconsequential

Earth is the only realistic place we can inhabit. We can't bend the laws of Physics let alone deal with the effects of time it has. So there's no other choice , earth or nothing. But this pace will not survive, all it takes is some randomness to get a solar flare that fries half the world, or some rock from out of space. And that's just outside.

Voting is so dumb. Any human emotion is a joke wrapped in self pity.

Basically we're thrown in the void. Dev null for everyone. Objectively, if you think about it, there's a ball of hydrogen so massive that it was able to grab some other rocks to dance around it. Oh and also the 3rd rock has some kind of process called life, it's it 2nd iteration.

Everything in your life is pointless

Have a nice day 😘😘😘

33 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2019-12-22

You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

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1  ghostshipnsfw 2019-12-22

This is some 14 year old tier shit

1  lol_te_gusto 2019-12-22

Yeah ... I got banned from im14andthisisdeep

1  ManBearFridge 2019-12-22

I already knew all that 😴

1  ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-12-22

You watch the Rick and Morty too?

1  lol_te_gusto 2019-12-22

I'm planning to die in a few years if that makes it better

1  ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-12-22

If you are considering suicide, please seek psychiatric help.

1  lol_te_gusto 2019-12-22

No, I'm just saying, everything is absurd since everyone dies.

1  PlasticAct2 2019-12-22

yes i also agree for liability reasons

1  shitmemesimake 2019-12-22

One must imagine Sisyphus happy.

https://www2.hawaii.edu/~freeman/courses/phil360/16.%20Myth%20of%20Sisyphus.pdf

1  lol_te_gusto 2019-12-22

I'm a big Camus fancel

1  acidoverbasic 2019-12-22

Did you just read some Nietzsche or some shit

Babby's first nihilism

1  ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-12-22

Nietzsche was not a nihilist.

1  acidoverbasic 2019-12-22

I know

1  lol_te_gusto 2019-12-22

I read some Assimov 😤😤😤

1  acidoverbasic 2019-12-22

Nice 🤙

1  Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-22

Who the fuck cares. Shut up nerd.

1  PsychologicalNinja3 2019-12-22

Where's the drama?

1  Lysis10 2019-12-22

Not a Star Wars spoiler anywhere to be found. Fail.

1  Drama1928 2019-12-22

Imagine not overcoming man. Also Imagine not being a stoic 💅

1  lol_te_gusto 2019-12-22

Stoics are life's cucks

1  Drama1928 2019-12-22

Biblical levels of COPE

1  Whaddaulookinat 2019-12-22

Born to die, and you get to sit and watch your TV set. Believe the lies before your eyes, credit cards & apple pies! 50 stars to blind your eyes, 13 stripes to hypnotize! Free thought is gone, you'll never see your just a pawn. You'll die tomorrow but today your empty dreams just fade away, Evaporate, dissolve to hate, while you survive and wait until a lifeless fate. Your stupid lives just piddle on. You slave for others, and then your gone. I just can't escape the lying, Moment we are born we're dying, And it's such an ugly sight.

We have no rights. We have no future. No reasons why... Just born to die. Oh.

Your dumb self can't appreciate the freedom in my thought, The weak sense of autonomy when I'm tripping in my squat. That empty void was never filled, But the dreams of others you helped kill... You justify. Will linger on. Don't you know your dreams all die the day your born?

We have no god! There's only ignorant bliss. No reasons why... We're born to die. Oh. (were born to die)

We have no rights. We have no future. No reasons why... We are born to die. Just born to die. Oh.

Going to bed, god is dead, lies & truth are in my head. Your history, society, economy... it isn't me. It's all on you, reality, it's what you do, it's what you make. The truth in lies, the freedom dies. The mind it numbs, the spirit breaks! With all our rights, It kills our future. Our reasons why: We are born to die. Just born to die.Oh.

1  reiianisatroll 2019-12-22

lol si ;)

1  The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-12-22

We can't bend the laws of Physics let alone deal with the effects of time

Speak for yourself.

1  Giulio-Cesare 2019-12-22

IT STARTS WITH ONE THING

I DON'T KNOW WHY

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY

KEEP THAT IN MIND

I DESIGNED THIS RHYME

TO EXPLAIN IN DUE TIME

ALL I KNOW

TIME IS A VALUABLE THING

WATCH IT FLY BY AS THE PENDULUM SWINGS

WATCH IT COUNT DOWN TO THE END OF THE DAY

THE CLOCK TICKS LIFE AWAY

IT'S SO UNREAL

DIDN'T LOOK OUT BELOW

WATCH THE TIME GO RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW

TRYING TO HOLD ON, BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW

WASTED IT ALL JUST TO WATCH YOU GO

I KEPT EVERYTHING INSIDE

AND EVEN THOUGH I TRIED, IT ALL FELL APART

WHAT IT MEANT TO ME

WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME WHEN

I TRIED SO HARD

AND GOT SO FAR

BUT IN THE END

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

I HAD TO FALL

TO LOSE IT ALL

BUT IN THE END

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

ONE THING, I DON'T KNOW WHY

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY

KEEP THAT IN MIND

I DESIGNED THIS RHYME

TO REMIND MYSELF OF A TIME WHEN

I TRIED SO HARD

IN SPITE OF THE WAY YOU WERE MOCKING ME

ACTING LIKE I WAS PART OF YOUR PROPERTY

REMEMBERING ALL THE TIMES YOU FOUGHT WITH ME

I'M SURPRISED IT GOT SO

THINGS AREN'T THE WAY THEY WERE BEFORE

YOU WOULDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE ME ANYMORE

NOT THAT YOU KNEW ME BACK THEN

BUT IT ALL COMES BACK TO ME IN THE END

YOU KEPT EVERYTHING INSIDE

AND EVEN THOUGH I TRIED, IT ALL FELL APART

WHAT IT MEANT TO ME WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A

TIME WHEN

I TRIED SO HARD

AND GOT SO FAR

BUT IN THE END

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

I HAD TO FALL

TO LOSE IT ALL

BUT IN THE END

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

I'VE PUT MY TRUST IN YOU

PUSHED AS FAR AS I CAN GO

FOR ALL THIS

THERE'S ONLY ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW

I'VE PUT MY TRUST IN YOU

PUSHED AS FAR AS I CAN GO

FOR ALL THIS

THERE'S ONLY ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW

I TRIED SO HARD

AND GOT SO FAR

BUT IN THE END

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

I HAD TO FALL

TO LOSE IT ALL

BUT IN THE END

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

1  LongPostBot 2019-12-22

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1  Promptoisabitch 2019-12-22

You just watched cats as well then I'm guessing?

1  lol_te_gusto 2019-12-22

I saw the trailer

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1  songthatendstheworld 2019-12-22

What doth life? Are we just fleshy blips in some meaningless stew of cosmic oblivion? Or is it vice-reversa? Is our every trollop through fate's garden infused with a mystic...

Hey, bunghole, cease that inner yapping.

You're gonna regret that. You've shattered my shakhashuri.

I hope y'all can play it 3 feet up your ass.

Don't know. But I'd sure like to try.

I'll be fine. I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed. I suppose you'll be wanting to hear my story.

You could say it started when I was a kid. Like most folks, I've always been different, but not like the others. Other kids could be cruel. They'd call me names... dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby chimp, honky dweeb, and, worst of all, chompsky honk. Did you know there's over 87 combinations of those soul-scalding words? I found out the hard way.

Life.

Adolescence was better. Went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock.

Dyke.

But then I felt something in my gut... The palpable suspicion that I had a deeper calling in life. So I sought out the wisdom of the ancients, exploring the spirit realm of the soul. One day, tragedy struck. I was groping enlightenment in my bedroom, and before you could scream "murder by arson," our house was on fire. Couldn't save my parents. Coroner ruled it a simple case of death by mysterious fire, but I always sensed that there was something fishy about it. Needless to say, my so-called father was a scientist in some top secret capacity I've yet to unveil.

So now I wander the country, looking for the man who killed my father and, I suppose, seeking answers to less tangible questions of life. If I help a few folks along the way, so be it.

Powers are for the weak. I have no powers. I mean, unless you count the power to blow minds with my weapons-grade philosophical insights. I'm a thought-ocoster. I'm a conundrummer in a band called Life Puzzler.

Hell, I've flipped more lids than a monkey in a soup kitchen of the mind. Does that make me a hero?

I'm her protectorate. She owes her life to me, and now I'm her soul slave. That's good. Let me write that down.

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1  BlooCheckmark 2019-12-22

Lol stfu and stop being in your own head you dumb child