I've fucked some real ugly women and I sense you may be a child of mine.
C O P E
Sorry I could not stay with your mama to protect you from the molesters. The kind of ugly like yours would not attract women so you've probably been molested a few dozen times.
Another cope, nonetheless, I can't deny the effort to turn the tables. Quite impressive.
You know you may have sucked my dick a time or two while your mamma was out there getting me my money.
Now here is where he admits he's a child molester. That's a loser move dude. You had it all a few sentences ago.
Thank you back. You know I might be your old Papa, I've laid a lot of pipe around the world. Tell me son, are you real ugly, not run of the mill ugly but to the bone ugly? I've fucked some real ugly women and I sense you may be a child of mine. Sorry I could not stay with your mama to protect you from the molesters. The kind of ugly like yours would not attract women so you've probably been molested a few dozen times. You know you may have sucked my dick a time or two while your mamma was out there getting me my money. But be glad I always let you spit it out and not swallowed it like those other molester's who "touched" you. Glad to hear you are well, that protein diet seems to have done you good.
18 comments
2 wohSdooGAstI 2019-12-22
Snappy pls
3 ExilesReturn 2019-12-22
You have to hit up justcool if you want something to be considered for snappy
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2019-12-22
That might get snappy b&
2 YHofSuburbia 2019-12-22
More boomers shouldve died in Nam
1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-22
You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board
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1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2019-12-22
If you're curious what the OP is about, here you go:
https://www.reddit.com/r/navy/comments/edlje1/uss_eisenhower_christmas_party_fight/
1 acidoverbasic 2019-12-22
Lol stay classy dependas
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1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2019-12-22
Dude is a hoot, I think he'd fit in well here.
https://www.reddit.com/r/WarshipPorn/comments/dyj9oc/2788_x_3170mediterranean_sea_an_airtoair_front/f84e952?context=3
1 SendWhiskey 2019-12-22
C O P E
Another cope, nonetheless, I can't deny the effort to turn the tables. Quite impressive.
Now here is where he admits he's a child molester. That's a loser move dude. You had it all a few sentences ago.
4 weeaboo_olympics 2019-12-22
Mod him
3 aef823 2019-12-22
Your momma jokes usually need to have some flow into it to be funny.
This shit's about as constipated as him.
Then again it sounds like he's typing what he's saying and not formatting it to be readable by coomers. So it probably works irl?
This needs more testing, someone invite his ass in here.
1 Chapose 2019-12-22
ok boomer
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-12-22
Thank you back. You know I might be your old Papa, I've laid a lot of pipe around the world. Tell me son, are you real ugly, not run of the mill ugly but to the bone ugly? I've fucked some real ugly women and I sense you may be a child of mine. Sorry I could not stay with your mama to protect you from the molesters. The kind of ugly like yours would not attract women so you've probably been molested a few dozen times. You know you may have sucked my dick a time or two while your mamma was out there getting me my money. But be glad I always let you spit it out and not swallowed it like those other molester's who "touched" you. Glad to hear you are well, that protein diet seems to have done you good.
5 Wopitikitotengo 2019-12-22
Based and completely insane pilled
1 clubby789 2019-12-22
That has to be a pasta
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2019-12-22
Check out his post history, he's legit. He need to get this lolcow to the farm asap.