I consoomed the product and it was problematic and now I'm literally crying and shaking rn

For fuck's sake. Maybe capitalism really was a mistake.

Actually, uncle Ted pointed out the real problem

Throw way that smartphone or Father Tedka will leave a bomb in your stocking!

Good job on that quick archive.

Oh I see it now. Yeah if you guys don't know apparently kylo saves rey by using some dark side power to transfer his life energy to her. The series ends with a man saving the woman lmao.

Based I might go see it. Probably not but I really want to see how mediocre and vanilla a movie could be to turn these faggots into “bent over screaming” mental midgets.

She also kisses him, cucking the black guy.

Oh bonus lmao she picks whitey Chad who’s literally been trying to kill her over the now friend zoned POC? Based. no wonder the wokies are crying about this.

Poe should have become an muhsoggyknees incel and then became gay for BBC. That would have saved spaceshit.

I'll have her bent over screaming

Only because she'd be screaming "don't touch me you jabba reincarnation!"

got ‘im

The harassment I personally experienced trying to advocate for Rey has been awful. I was holding out hope that Star Wars would defend her, too.

Instead, this happened. It’s such a deep form of systemic gaslighting I feel like I’m losing my mind.

What if this is what's supposed to replace the old-style Darwinian selection for our species? It's no longer sufficient to be simply physically fit to reproduce, now the society is a festering marshland of rapidly evolving hostile memes (in the Dawkins' sense), from Fat Acceptance to Trans to Incel to Cape/Starshit to being jannies on reddit, fiercely competing for the opportunity to ruin your life, and if you don't have a sufficient level of mental resistance then they get you and you don't reproduce (and maybe even kill yourself!). Imagine the Übermenschen that will emerge from this crucible in a couple of generations!

Makes sense in the 10 seconds or so I've thought about it. Daily reminder that successfull, high achieving people have exactly the same traits and attributes regardless of ideology or time period and the same goes for losers.

When I got the biggest spoilers, the thing that actually made me start crying was Rey. I couldn't believe it. She was my first SW cosplay, my first SW merch, I named my cat after her. I loved her so much, and the man who created her didn't even care about her or respect her.

Twitter is a mental illness

We need a war so badly.

The war wouldn't eliminate people like her, just the dumb Southern hick kids with no prospects.

It’s one of the reasons why I broke down into ugly sobs so hard I was bent in half on the floor last night. I was howling, like someone was dead. I kept on screaming “it hurts.”

😅😅😂

It’s such a deep form of systemic gaslighting I feel like I’m losing my mind.

😂😂

I really hope this grifter actually cried over starshit and isn't just pretending

Throwing a literal tantrum and then admitting to it on twitter

I hope they are. This is just pathetic if this is how you respond to any media that disappoints you.

That’s why it’s funny

The only thing they worry about is profit.

Imagine my shock.

I love it when woke anti capitalist retards praise corporations for pandering to them

Literally the ideal consumers under capitalism

damn we really do live in a society

can someone give a tl;dw? what happened to rey that made them so mad?

Apparently kylo ren did something to save rey effectively making the man save the girl in the end. That is what is making this foid fall over and scream on the ground. That and 100% some sort of mental illness obviously.

There's no way anything she said happened lol she probably just didn't like it then moved on immediately to her next dopamine fix

I dunno dude. If it wasn’t someone that looked like she did and typed the things she’s tweeted, I might reconsider. She sounds and looks like BPD.

True, sometimes I forget the two unchanging perennial truths: 1. It do be like that sometimes 2. Bitches be crazy

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It’s such a deep form of systemic gaslighting I feel like I’m losing my mind.

"Systemic gaslighting" is just everyone telling you your retarded but you keep screeching about whatever conspiracy you're pushing.

I'm sure climate change deniers and 9/11 truthers thing there's systemic gaslighting too.

9/11 the national tragedy? The one that we were assured was done by iraq but was actually done by Saudi Arabia and the jews, yeah definitely no gaslighting there.

Imagine believing that we could turn back the environmental clock when there’s been hundreds of years of industrial advancements and India and China are just getting started. Genuinely embarrassing.

The Twooter is protected. 😡😡😡

Snappy isn't just a bot that posts funny quotes.

How does it feel to be a filthy bedouin who belongs to a lineage and culture which has never actually accomplished anything for itself? The only remarkable traits of your people are that they sit atop oil which white people pay you for and that you are dishonest and relatively dim witted. If western leaders weren't a bunch of jew addled traitors they would have wiped your people off the face of the earth and simply taken your oil rather than paid your retarded royalty a single cent.

Now we have a scenario in which a bunch of dune coons run around playing 21st century warlord with weaponry their stupid people couldn't possibly invent and shitting up life on earth for everybody. We never should have sold you so much as a Lamborghini let alone a fucking autocannon. Handing you sand niggers modern weaponry is like handing a small child a hand grenade.

If your people were worth their weight in salt they would turn their own lands into a place fit for human beings. Since they aren't able to, they flee to our lands and proceed to breed like rats while feeding their children with fraudulently earned income and welfare paid for by white people. You and your ilk will eventually outnumber us in our homes and our lands will become as shitty and useless as your lands. Cograts, you'll achieve dar es salaam but you won't have running water or a functioning power grid. You played yourself.

Shameful behavior from a deceitful desert tribe. Yet you feel pride. So strange.

Begone, rat.

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White people aren't people

[smacks lips profusely] SO HOL UP HOL UP [steals a car] SO U BE SAYIN [gets jiggy wit it] SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN [eats a skittle] AYO SO [checks for nearest KFC] U BE SAYIN [collects welfare] HOL UP [licks teeth then smacks lips] AYO [does the crip walk] SO U BE SAYIN [opens up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown]SO U BE SAYIN [blazes out] WE WUZ [goes to check in with his parole officer] WE WUZ [sucks air through teeth] AYO HOL UP WE WUZ [pulls up sagging pants] SO WE WUZ [instinctively looks around for the police]U SAYIN WE WUZ [faints and then gets up] SOM FINNA [grabs a chick's tts] SO WE WUZ [shouts at movie theater screen] SOM FINNA [chucks spear] AYO SOM FINNA [sets down cotton bale] HOL UP [strokes welfare check pensively] WE WUZ [throws up gang sign] SOM FINNA [swings from basketball hoop] WE WUZ [grabs dck and shuffles left and right] SO WE WUZ [participates in drive by shooting] HOL UP MUH N*GGA [rapes] U SAYIN WE WUZ [sells crack] KANGZ N SHEIT

this post smells like mayonnaise

I'm drunk from so much white whine.

I just pray to god none are Russians though. I read in a local piece that the next step for Putin was to send in people pretending to be refugees. Their mission will be to subvert democracy, by hacking into our elections systems, with boots on the ground.

in a local piece

also known as some boomers facebook rant.

Cope more Russian bot

Here I've been trying to subversively change hearts and minds on the frontline of US electoral animus, but now I've been thwarted. Well played, comrade.

Dosvidanya.

Don’t you have work to do in the drunpf administration mr Russia 🤔

Nyet, comrade. In Great Soviet Federation Trump administration works for Mr. Russia.

Based

Literally what happened in Ukraine lmao

More evidences that "whites" are in fact not people

copy pasta cope is still cope

Copeypasta

You can tell trends on twitter aren't organic. Why the fuck would #happyhanukkah ever be trending when Jews are like 0.0016% of the worlds population.

Why the fuck would #happyhanukkah ever be trending when Jews are like 0.0016% of the worlds population.

🤔🤔🤔

but they control all the banks and media

checkmate

but they control all the banks and media

And that's a good thing!

Trending in USA retard. Close the sub

I'm not even logged in to twitter

And u think they don't know where you are if you're not logged in?🤤

Because they're more important than you

Non-Jews tweeting it?

Why? Statistically it should have less trending power than international pancake day.

I fear you underestimate the wokeness of twitter and the absolute need to act inclusive online to gain woke points.

Don't wokers hate (((Jews))) tho?

Only the far left ones

What can you spend these woke points on? For twitheads and internet janitors to be so eager to earn them, they must be worth something, right?

Again, most of the NSFW tumblrtards migrated to twitter or DeviantART.

So, not only are they woke, but they're degenerate too, and then they foster more faggotry.

I still have no idea where the kpop stans came from though. That was unexpected, but no less fun to watch furries , anime avatars, LOLZ TEH RANDUM XD 30 year olds, and stans eat each other.

Sounds like MDEtard shit

Don't forget the people who will retweet it just to argue. And twitter isn't a linear signaling network. If the hashtag hits a big "node" like a celebrity, its going to magnify the "signal strength" thousands of times over.

Trannies are worshipped as gods on reddit, and there are less of them than Jews and they lack the Jews superhuman abilities.

I'm dating a Jewish trans person. Yes I'm that woke.

Why don't u want me to have a happy hanukkah 😔

Despite being 2% of the population, Jews make up 50% of Twitter journos

retroactively destroyed her character in TFA and TLJ

What character? This movie was extremely dumb, but I will say she actually had a character this time, even before muh big reveal. She made mistakes, got angry, fought with passion. In those movies she just reacted to the setting and what other characters did.

As a Star Shit fan, I fucking hate Star Wars.

“I bypassed the character development.”

underrated comment

Why don't people like the fact that Rey is related to Palpatine? That shit was cool, and it cleared up that she wasn't just some marrysue beat people up with no training type. Also, force lightening is sick. Azula and Rey are my force lightening girls and they're both cooler when using it.

They can't comprehend that Kylo just lied to her in Ep. 8 to anger her because Siths gonna Sith.

Stop watching movies made for female children

BZZZZTTTTT *force lightenings you*

SILENCE.

*ignites orange light saber(authors note: the orange light saber is from the Kyber crystal I obtained in a cave on Arvala-7)*

Prepare for your untimely death... fool

*lunges at you with light saber and pierces your virgin chest*

It would do you good to not speak up against those with such high latent abilities in the force.

*licks the blood off my lightsaber*\

Ah, I've done it again. Consumed by my own rage.

This has to be satire. I refuse to believe any of these people are real.

I don't get the post,?

HOWLING

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