I used to know some girls like that back in the day. That's a relationship you have only one time. They get addicted to having someone there to constantly worry and care for them. 100% chance that girlfriend is having a terrible time and desperately wants out.
I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut-in Chapo poster has in his whole fucking life. I might make jokes about women on /r/drama, but IRL I'm one of the fucking girls and fine with it.
When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy.
The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz.
That’s a literal hostage situation, not a relationship. If that person is seriously that big of a danger to themselves they need to be in an institute or something
If I call her in the middle of the night, who has to whistle and talk me to sleep? My girlfriend. She has to stay awake for hours at a time, because there is a chance I will end my life
Sorry boss I’m late to work. Was up all night whistling
I knew quite a few depressed/suicidal dykes in school, most of them seemed to get a lot better once they graduated, realized they were straight, married a man and started having kids. Strange coincidence that one.
I have unironically seen this exact situation happen twice. Girl comes out as super depressed lesbo in highschool, gets into college and gets engaged to Chad, planning to have kids.
holy shit imagine some emo chick calling you every night so you can make sure she doesn't kill herself. I bet when the girlfriend gets sick of the co dependence shit, she threatens to kill herself if she leaves. What a cunt.
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2 fuckedupridiculant 2019-12-23
I used to know some girls like that back in the day. That's a relationship you have only one time. They get addicted to having someone there to constantly worry and care for them. 100% chance that girlfriend is having a terrible time and desperately wants out.
1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-23
I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut-in Chapo poster has in his whole fucking life. I might make jokes about women on /r/drama, but IRL I'm one of the fucking girls and fine with it.
When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy.
The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz.
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1 drugsarecool419 2019-12-23
@teenagers thinking they are special because they have a diagnosis
bruh literally anyone could get a diagnosis they hand SSRI’s out like candy
1 KrasierFrane 2019-12-23
In America, maybe.
1 TanksAreLit 2019-12-23
Yes in America. You can just go to your doctor and say you feel sad and you'll get anti-depressants
1 brapmaster3000 2019-12-23
And Bongistan.
1 SQL_INVICTUS 2019-12-23
Anglo's were a mistake.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-12-23
Her girlfriend's gonna dump her because nobody should have to deal with that shit.
1 shitmemesimake 2019-12-23
She won’t. The non suicidal gf is a codependent
1 TanksAreLit 2019-12-23
Her girlfriend is held hostage, no way she dumps her
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-23
Lesbians, lol, the trashiest of foids
1 fitness 2019-12-23
Approximately 50% of the lesbian population has experienced or will experience domestic violence in their lifetimes
Lesbians have a rate of domestic violence that is more than double the rate of heterosexual women (24% reported).
1 shitmemesimake 2019-12-23
Bc it’s 2x the women making up allegations 🙄
1 DutchRight 2019-12-23
This but unironically
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-23
Good
1 no_maps_no_plans 2019-12-23
I respect women putting each other in their place. It up to themselves to do the man's job. More power to them.
1 Lord_Sticky 2019-12-23
That’s a literal hostage situation, not a relationship. If that person is seriously that big of a danger to themselves they need to be in an institute or something
Also, dude foids lmao
1 fitness 2019-12-23
Sorry boss I’m late to work. Was up all night whistling
1 pepperouchau 2019-12-23
Doesn't she know you're supposed to whistle while you work smh
1 companyfry 2019-12-23
I know that one!
1 drugsarecool419 2019-12-23
whistling in the dark
whistlingbin the dark
1 Fortizen 2019-12-23
Closing the Asylums was a mistake
1 NextTimeonDBZ 2019-12-23
Yeah, being suicidal isn’t a constant state of mind like depression is, this chick sounds like a dog brain.
1 YoshFromYsraelDntBan 2019-12-23
you can just say white
1 mild_walrus 2019-12-23
She’s gay and attempted suicide 10+ times, so she just craves attention.
I can guarantee you, she will never actually kill herself because she’s too weak to do it, and you can’t have all the attention if you’re dead
1 TanksAreLit 2019-12-23
Unironically, she needs real help, not her girlfriend whistling to her.
Or she needs a lobotomy
1 YoshFromYsraelDntBan 2019-12-23
underage girl on girl abuse makes me COOOOOOOOOM
1 FearOfBees 2019-12-23
Just imagine hitting each other and then they just go nude for no reason
1 Evil_Patriarch 2019-12-23
I knew quite a few depressed/suicidal dykes in school, most of them seemed to get a lot better once they graduated, realized they were straight, married a man and started having kids. Strange coincidence that one.
1 dramateer 2019-12-23
I have unironically seen this exact situation happen twice. Girl comes out as super depressed lesbo in highschool, gets into college and gets engaged to Chad, planning to have kids.
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1 rakrakaon 2019-12-23
I know redditors aren't normal people but it's disgusting that something like that could be posted to r/teenagers without being completely torn apart.
1 FrostyBlowmanSnowman 2019-12-23
It's clearly a LARP
1 TiberiousGracci 2019-12-23
Wait, shes gay? Ewwww.
1 Lysis10 2019-12-23
holy shit imagine some emo chick calling you every night so you can make sure she doesn't kill herself. I bet when the girlfriend gets sick of the co dependence shit, she threatens to kill herself if she leaves. What a cunt.
1 Chapose 2019-12-23
Only diagnoses here is attention whore 😴😴😴
1 thisisbunk14 2019-12-23
Euthanasia should be legal
1 OrchideanFreud 2019-12-23
5 silvers for a fanfic about abusing women? Peak reddit
1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2019-12-23
Imagine being this much of an attention whore.
1 dramateer 2019-12-23
zoomers are tumors