I did not have sex with my cat. I didn't fuck my cat. i didn't cum on my cat. i didn't put my dick anywhere near my cat. I've never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasn't going to make apology videos after last years thing so i'm just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. But just in case you didn't get what I said I did not have sex with my cat.
I think there's a slight difference between some ancient warrior (Aztec eagle warriors, Norse berserkers, etc) trying to emulate a fierce beast to intimidate his enemies and some modern degenerate who looks like the Pink Panther.
But I did once put my 🍆 in a shallow pool of seahorses. They came up to me and gently nibbled my foreskin, it was very sexy and erotic.
Unfortunately, a dogfish came behind me when I had my eyes closed and rimmed my naked butt. At first I didn't really like it because I thought I might get some kind of fish disease, but it felt good and its pointy snout meant it could get right up in there. I've never been so clean! 😂
So I guess I have fucked a dogfish. But not a dog (apart from those three times), because I'm not a degenerate.
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1 shitposts_when_drunk 2019-12-23
I wouldn’t say that all furries fuck dogs. I’m sure some of them fuck other animals too
1 kurwamacja 2019-12-23
I'm not a furry, but I fuck a variety of animals
1 tHeSiD 2019-12-23
I bet you'd pussy out when a pibble consents to you
1 kurwamacja 2019-12-23
https://us.rule34.xxx//images/1867/1f2e79d9b833e2cea7439b4113750bda5429e267.png?2018620
1 ashleychudd 2019-12-23
All furries fuck dogs, but many also fuck other animals.
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2019-12-23
All furries are white women but they may also be other races? Based.
1 QuadNarca 2019-12-23
Kaara are you the only good furry, or are you one of the few good furries? I just wonder because I hate furries but I love you OwO
1 KaaraRaven 2019-12-23
I'm literally the only good one. :>
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2019-12-23
How do you count us horsefuckers? Do Darq and I count as furries or are we a totally separate category of degeneracy?
1 QuadNarca 2019-12-23
Can you send pics of your
1 KaaraRaven 2019-12-23
...beak? wings? Òvô
1 QuadNarca 2019-12-23
I think you know exactly how I wanted to finish that sentence 🤤
2 RedditIsFullOfBasics 2019-12-23
Underfluffies
1 Lysis10 2019-12-23
you're like the trappysaruh of rdrama. A diamond in the rough.
1 Spysix 2019-12-23
No such thing as a good furry.
1 RandomAsianGuyOk 2019-12-23
Does he cross his arms tho
1 Spysix 2019-12-23
Probably since most of these youtubers have a set for their "avatars" including a bunch of "le skeptic youtubers"
1 L-o-lPOLITICS 2019-12-23
Where do you fall on this spectrum karaa?
1 KaaraRaven 2019-12-23
I did not have sex with my cat. I didn't fuck my cat. i didn't cum on my cat. i didn't put my dick anywhere near my cat. I've never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasn't going to make apology videos after last years thing so i'm just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. But just in case you didn't get what I said I did not have sex with my cat.
2 L-o-lPOLITICS 2019-12-23
What happened last year? I don’t remember anything involving you. Thanks for always responding youre the best bird mod
1 QuadNarca 2019-12-23
It's a Shane Dawson reference
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2019-12-23
Did you or did you not cum on that pigeon?
1 JewishLizardBanker 2019-12-23
Lmao that kid is actually 13
1 Supreme-Shitposter 2019-12-23
They also have aids
1 rocinantebabieca 2019-12-23
Did furries exist in medieval times?
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-12-23
The Aztecs literally fought in fursuits.
1 rocinantebabieca 2019-12-23
Do you think that is really the equivalent to modern furry culture?
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-12-23
At least modern furries haven't sacrificed infants to their furry gods...yet.
1 MoistLanguage 2019-12-23
Shamans and animistic faiths are not a fetish.
I think there's a slight difference between some ancient warrior (Aztec eagle warriors, Norse berserkers, etc) trying to emulate a fierce beast to intimidate his enemies and some modern degenerate who looks like the Pink Panther.
1 Habahz 2019-12-23
Nope. No difference.
1 911roofer 2019-12-23
Cortez did nothing wrong
1 RedditIsFullOfBasics 2019-12-23
I don't fuck dogs.
But I did once put my 🍆 in a shallow pool of seahorses. They came up to me and gently nibbled my foreskin, it was very sexy and erotic.
Unfortunately, a dogfish came behind me when I had my eyes closed and rimmed my naked butt. At first I didn't really like it because I thought I might get some kind of fish disease, but it felt good and its pointy snout meant it could get right up in there. I've never been so clean! 😂
So I guess I have fucked a dogfish. But not a dog (apart from those three times), because I'm not a degenerate.