Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?

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Ever notice it’s never white people who do this and it’s always Asians who do this?

I worked at an office that had some freebies like sodas and microwave popcorn. We had two buildings with probably 4 food breakrooms and one would purposely burn popcorn everyday.

in my office it's always 1 of 2 latinas and boy does it make the white women angry

White people microwave cheese.

One and the same for Americans.

Frogs still coping I see.

It's cheez

one time I watched a friend's mayo roommate microwave one of those single-serving string cheeses and eat it off the plate with a spoon

Just because salt and pepper doesn't smell, doesn't mean white don't smell

Nigerians at my work regularly microwave an absolutely noxious concoction of curried rice and fish that stinks out the whole building. Mayos just eat bland discusting mayo food. Global genocide 2020 pls.

Mayos are allergic to good food

Im pretty sure the humiliation aspect of posting in the intraweb is going a bigger issue right now. Smells a bit like a hostile work envirement.

hostile work environment

Every. Fucking. Time.

These are the people complaining about not being able to find a job

what was the term for this again? problem employees? problem hire?

Degenerates

Zoomers.

zoomers aren't really hitting the workforce much yet

Damned freeloaders

Bachelor of Arts.

Millennials

Literally all of the above.

Forced mental hospitalization and sterilization please!

Hostile work environment is when that bitch from product tries to let me down easy with an "I'm just not into girls" after I drunkenly hit on her at the office holiday party for the third year in a row 😡😡😡

Ew a dyke

"""Dyke"""

That's being generous. Unless you actually think that the poster above is a """girl."""

Are u hot or not hot because that'll explain it

Lol that bitch is clearly laughing and smiling in that photo.

Um, clearly you've never worked in a hostile workplace. Not smiling can be seen as a challenge to the oppressive power structure.

As a former stinky person (thanks depression), I can assure nobody fucking says anything. I only found out because my boss told me after the whole company shut down. Over text. I honestly had no idea, and felt terrible after learning.

Deathfuel

You 👉😎👉
The showers 👉🚿
Now 👉⌚

The lice hate the powdered sugar

It's delicious.

(((showers)))

You sound like you've never had depression so how would you even know?

In severe depression, doing even basic shit like showering and eating becomes near impossible. That obviously doesn't apply to people who stink in the workplace though because severely depressed people can't work.

I'm in a 7 year relationship. I was speaking from my past experience with depression.

Diagnosed with depression and smelling bad has never been an issue.

I've heard of people with depression being unable to get themselves out of bed, and while I sympathize because life can suck rotten ass sometimes and the world is scawwy, you have to stop finding fucking excuses, go to the psych, take your pills, at least clean yourself.

If you're depressed, still take a shower.

Lmao if anything depression makes me take more showers and baths just so I have an excuse to stand/sit doing nothing while feeling productive

This. My mantra is that however bad I feel, I'll feel atleast a bit better after a warm shower. It's just basic dopamine rewards for doing what humans should be doing.

Yeah the basics of daily living become something you can at least not fuck up and get a little dopamine rush from doing. These niggas just stinky 😏🙄😮😖🤮

All y'all wanting a pat on the back for doing something you enjoy anyways. Typical women.

LOL that is bullshit because I had to give the BO talk to subordinates before.

How do you just like... Not know that you smell bad? Can’t you normally just feel the sweat and smell your musk and shit? I’ve had some pretty heavy depression but I’ve had the ability to shower at least every other day god damn.

They're just subhuman. You can't apply logic and basic intelligence to their behaviors.

Tbf, you can't really smell your own stink that well. I regularly clean and air out my apartment when I can't smell anything knowing that others probably can

People got to stop depression for everything

Dude "mUh dEpReSsIoN" lmao

( . )( . )

🦉

I'll say it: boobs

What kind of incel/12 year old idiot typed this?

Probably an actual 12 year old who the internet has convinced should identify as an incel since none of the girls in the 6th grade want to touch his doodle

CMV: 12 year olds are incels.

NOOOOOOO YOU CANT MICROWAVE FISH

It can be considered discrimination and if your employer does this to you, bring attention to HR. My previous employer tried this on me multiple times and HR relieved her of supervision positions. She now works at the front desk at another site.

lmao, what? How who is being discriminated against?

Lol redditors love fake revenge stories

Outside of becoming a prof, HR is the only way to get hired with a fake degree

Nah economists get hired with fake degrees all the time too

The people of aquatica will not stand for this!

Beach Cliff sardines in Louisiana hot sauce straight of the can is my go to when I forget to bring a lunch and don't want to leave to pick something up. Always have a few cans and crackers in my desk. I make sure to throw the can away in the trash can on the smoking patio. No complaints yet.

Gross

beach cliff

😢

I hope things start looking up for you next year.

Thank you stranger.

you write your employees up for fish? thats gotta be illegal right?

It's times like these I receive a welcome reminder of how stupid the average redditor is

easy to know nothing about jobs when you've never had one

Every office has a gang of women who wake up everyday hoping someone dares to put fish in the microwave.

They can drag that out into at least 3 days of relentless bitching per incident. It's a feast of needless drama.

Ooh this is a great comment

That looks tongue in check, redditors really can't see humor / satire huh.

A bunch of aspies unable to know what a joke is? Color me shocked.

well how were they supposed to know? nobody marked it with a /s to tell them it was a joke

Did the fat lady's smile tip you off?

Reddit is literally retarded. Most of that thread is sperging about harrassment.

CMV: If you can't go 7-8 hours without eating your disgusting ethnic concoction at the workplace, you should be deported

I don’t understand, how fucking hard is it to not microwave fish?

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