The only time I've ever given a shit about the nuances of f*male anatomy is when I was doing a hard guro/vore RP where I needed to remember how to spell the parts of her reproductive system that my character was eating.

Snapshots:

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Foids want to be sluts but not treated like sluts. Tale as old as time.

Yep. It's like they think the world of 2019 is actually progressed to the level where they can act however they want without the consequences of people's lowered opinion of them just because we're "supposed" to not care..They seems genuinely kind of confused and it's pretty funny.

They want to eat all the ice cream and not get fat.

Fine, eat all the ice cream you want, you’re an adult, no ones stopping you. But you’re going to get fat and unhealthy and unattractive.

Have all the sex you want with random tinder hookups, you’re an adult, no ones stopping you. But you’re going to be an STI ridden little sl00t.

But eating ice cream definitely isn’t brave and won’t ever be applauded no matter how much you and your orbiters try to normalize it

Everyone wants to do degenerate shit and not face the consequences.

Be an insufferable slut and there will be never be any consequences because if anyone tries to criticize you or eliminate you as a dating prospect, you can point out that they're misogynistic and they'll be terrified into giving you your way. It's true, a single 48 year old cat lady promised me.

I'm a sex worker, and it's even worse for us. They think that since I'm a pro that it's unnecessary to be polite, or even semi- human. Texts I get:

"Hey, I'm looking to eat both holes "

"How much to play with ur titties and ass?"

"I dont have money but I'll pay you in dick".

"Are you free now? Need to nut really bad". Always a classic.

Hooker upset that men want to pay her for sex. Turns out the weirdos hiring the type of hooker that posts on reddit are not the cream of the crop.

Imagine being a cheap hooker and expecting people to treat you like a high class escort

She wants sex to be a taboo while also openly treating it as a commodity. Cognitive dissonance is a fascinating thing.

Most women are just unable to be direct, especially when it comes to sex where every sexual comment needs to be made in an indirect, roundabout way. tbh this is the main reason why incels are incels since this game of talking about something without directly mentioning the thing requires a level of social competence that they don't have.

Is there a place rather than tinder (or reddit) to hook up?

How about real life bitch?

They said real life. Redditors never leave their rooms, thankfully.

(or reddit) to hook up?

Nightmare fuel. (LexingtonMeetup.jpeg)

In all seriousness, the dog park is an underrated place to pick up women. But stay away from the white foids at the dog park for obvious reasons.

Is there any way to undogpill someone?

Dogs have balloon dicks how do you compete with that?

What has been dogpilled can never be undogpilled

Tie a knot in your dick?

Does gussy of color go to the dog park? I assumed it was a segregated area.

My Pomeranian is half the reason women willingly talk to me

My dog is really well trained and gets along with almost every dog because he's good at defusing aggression. I just walk near a cute chick, run him through his tricks, throw a ball and get him playing with the girl's dog.

Then I start bullshitting about her with her dog's back story and eventually get into my dog's back story. It's the perfect reason to strike up a conversation and keep a conversation going vs faggot pickup artists who have a bag of obvious psychological tricks they have to pull from.

I let my dog do 90% of the approach and work and people love to talk about their dog once you get them going.

It's called a "bar"

I bet the r/sex jannies have never had, nor ever will have sex in their lives. Pretty bold to assume that any redditor has sex

You clearly haven’t been to the annual janny orgy where they get together and rub their disgusting hot pocket encrusted bodies against eachother.

my invite must have got, uhhhh... lost in the post

The only ones I know have had sex are the ones posting photos of it. I can't be sure about anybody else.

Do pillows count? Asking for a friend

This is faggot erasure and it's not okay.

Try out OK Cupid. It's generally better quality people than Tinder because you have to make the effort to fill out your bio and answer questions.

Also, I would recommend trying to date/hookup with polyamorous or ethically non-monogamous people. They're generally more mature, more respectful, and better at sex.

😂😂😂

They're generally more mature, more respectful, and better at sex.

wow. WOW

Nuclear winter can't come sooner 😔

/r/sex is just /r/relationships with its dick in hand.

i wish these people would just take a step back and look in the mirror

Well at least they didn't recommend PoF. But I will never understand dressing up "I want to have sex with multiple people" with terms like polyamorous with classy names. What is ethically non-monogamous even mean?

It’s the cognitive dissonance of artificially extended neoteny crashing against the monogamous tendencies of nature and convention. They want to normalize being able to live like a horny kid forever so it doesn’t negatively impact their sense of security in a relationship or their reputation.

Say what you want about people like swingers, adulterers, cuckoldry enthusiasts etc., at least they (somewhat) keep the kink and relationship separate. Combining the two spheres basically guarantees you are swimming against the current for life.

OK Cupid is a fucking dumpster fire

It used to be sorta cool when they had gay personality tests and you could just see what was out there without pseudo-Tinder gameified horseshit.

Yeah, OKC became a trash fire once Tinder hit the scene. All the normal people left because Tinder was way more normie friendly but OKC kept a audience of people that liked the more in-depth focus. A few years back they changed it up and basically tried to make it into a game like Tinder and it’s a bloated mess, no thought was put into it so there are multiple user feedback loops that don’t make sense together and the premium pricing structure is like 3x as expensive as Tinder’s

And fat. He forgot to tell her all the poly people are enormously fucking fat.

I’ve noticed that when on tinder. Every time I see poly in the bio they’re at least 300 pounds

I, very unfortunately, used to have a poly friend circle. I can absolutely confirm, from real life experience, that poly people are overwhelmingly morbidly obese.

Not true, there's also skinnyfat dudes with prematurely receding hairlines.

Poly is just ugly people maximizing their options.

OK Cupid is unironically more horrifying, sad, and actually degenerate than Tinder ever was. Nightmare vision dating.

That’s unfortunate I was gonna try it when I’m alone and out of college because tinder ain’t for lasting relationships

OkCupid used to be cool but it a few years back it was bought by some retarded VC firm who tried to make it more like Tinder/Bumble/Grindr and completely shit the bed. Just join a bowling league.

bowling is the most boomer activity ever.

My friend got married off of tinder they are 5 years together. But I guess she rode the carousel 🎠 before

Okcupid is the srd of dating

polyamorous or ethically non-monogamous people

We live in an age of capeshit, animu, and faggotry. Just admit that you're immature and go on with your stupid life.

I've never met a non-monogamous woman who wasn't the direct opposite of all of those things. I wonder what the rate of BPD is amongst those people.

99%

I want to have my cake and eat it too.

I want to be a ham planet and nailed by a different Chad daily.

Same tbh

Wow, it's almost as if marriage was a tool that resulted in better lives for both men and women.

Men get their sex and women get that love and respect.

Men get their sex

May I assume you have never actually been married?

Zoomers seem to forget that marriage comes with a ton of responsibility that takes priority over sex. That's why you live the Chad life of owning your own place and never getting married

out out out mgtows

Wrong assumption.

/Can't believe I'm having to type this but the amount of PMs and chats I've received is ridiculous. I'm not going to respond. Stop sending messages. Seriously.

Let me translate....

"No one has sent me PM's....what the shit. Someone please pm me...."

Talk about video games, or plants, or Rosa Luxembourg

Of course she’s a commie.

Luxembourg deserved worse

SPD and Freikorps did nothing wrong.

SPD did everything wrong except that

Commies love to get choked out childless by a stranger on xmas day

Commie on reddit that post on /r/sex. This person is likely obese.

"I like swimmin in the Rhine also, we have so much in common!"

In the Spree, pls don't conflate Brliners with the rest of the country

Its always hilarious to read women constantly complaining about the guys they choose to fuck. Omg its so hard to find a good guy to fuck that why i have to fuck guys that treats me like shit. Why do they lack selfawareness or do they play dumb for attention

Posts online about being a girl with a high sex drive that would totally fuck the brains out of a Le Gentleman.

Immediately regrets her decision as she's buried in PMs.

Not saying it's right or that she shouldn't be allowed to vent but is it her first day on the internet?

The internet shouldn’t be so easily accessible

Not saying it's right or that she shouldn't be allowed to vent but is it her first day on the internet?

She shouldn't be allowed though. Venting to online strangers should be banned, it's useless foid nonsense. Internalise your anger until it drives you to alcoholism, like the rest of us.

Case 1:

“The men i sleep with are awful”

“Stop sleeping with awful men”

“Yikes! Incel.”

Case 2:

“I don’t like being treated poorly by men, i want cuddles and sweet talk and blah blah.”

“Stop being a slut.”

“Yikes! Incel.”

Case 3;

“Why are all men like this?”

“They aren’t. You’re intentionally choosing guys who are like that.”

“Yikes! Found the nice guy.”

who hurt u sweaty

I’m gonna be real, sweet talking any of my drunken party hookups would have been really awkward probably for both parties

It's like complaining people are all touchy feelies when you are alone in a bar.

Why didn't we match🤬🤬🤬🤬😂😂😂 but good luck 🙏

Christ

respectful, fulfilling, casual sex

Lmao women are so dumb

pretend like you love me when you fuck me.

but this is casual so don't actually love me.

Talk to me about plants, or video games, or Rosa Luxemburg or something first.

lol no one wants to talk to you, dumb bitch, that's why people are using a hook up app.

Respectful, fulfilling casual sex.

It's like they fundamentally don't understand what sex is to men. If you're willing to fuck a dude you barely know after meeting them on a hook-up app 2 days ago, they aren't going to respect you.

It's cause they don't have the ability to look from the outside in, they just view themselves how they see themselves, they never think "what did I do that made that dude react like that"

Try out OK Cupid.... Also, I would recommend trying to date/hookup with polyamorous or ethically non-monogamous people.

Good job to this dude for coming up with 2 different euphemisms for "lol just fuck fat people".

Being fat is terrible for sex anyways. You have no stamina, your genitals are eaten up by your fat folds, and most likely you smell terrible.

Tell that to my 4 lifetime matches.

talk to me about Rosa Luxemburg

https://youtu.be/QzVFugFcUto

Also, set your age range a little higher. Yes there are definitely older dudes who are dirtbags, but I feel like around the age of 32 or so guys sorta figure things out a bit.

Male peak age confirmed, thank you to all the foids with daddy issues

With each thread like this i edge a little bit closer to religious extremism

☝🏼📗

Looooooool. This is an old recipe but like KFC it's good everytime.

1. Get pumped and dumped by men out of their league
2. Complain all men are pigs
3. Get pumped and dumped by men out of their league

Looking for dudes to meet up for sex on a site specifically made for that purpose.

Complaining about them talking about sex.

Would you go to a chinese restaurant and complain that they don't sell pizza?