CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

1  2019-12-25 by Matues49

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/r/drama was part of my shift rightward. There are a lot of rightoids in there doing the lords work, showing people to the light. Ironic rightoid posting can still red-pill people. And good drama is still good drama, whether it's chapotards sperging out over ableism in the revolution or the Donald Defense Force sperging out about NPCs. Drama is one of the few places where actual fascists and actual leftists clash on a daily basis, and it's pretty entertaining.

I'm currently banned for circumventing the custom subreddit style at /r/drama though.

Snapshots:

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Reality is turning into an irony-poisoned schizo poster. I hope it continues in next decade.

This is honestly pretty sad, or "trist som faen" in his own words. Ari Behn has always been sort of a joke in Norway, since he comes across as some eccentric, weird bohemian who married a princess. He and the princess separated a couple years ago, and the princess went on to get BLACKED by this stud. I have never felt more cucked as a Norwegian right now.

And said stud identifies as a spiritual healer and shaman, from LA.

They are all batshit insane.

And he refuses to ejaculate. Here's an actual (transcribed) quote from the guy. It's likely he's actually talking about the princess here.

Sometimes I have sex 3 to 4 times a day, and my girlfriend is always like "are you going to cum?" and I'm like "no, I can give you as many orgasms as you want. We can keep going for a couple hours if you want, I don't care, but I'm not going to cum", and afterwards I meditate and stretch and stuff.

Nofappers absolutely annihilated

The Thad Semen Retainer

I don't even know how to make jokes about this any more

All the memes are condensing into one singularity

The Chad Egder vs The virgin Coomer

DO NOT tell coomers about this loophole. I REPEAT, DO NOT tell coomers about this loophole.

It's all so tiresome

To be fair, Spacey has grabbed so many balls that statistically you can expect a victim of his to commit suicide every week or so.