My god I just checked your post history. There is no shaming you. This is literally your life. Just imagine how much you could accomplish if you weren’t addicted to Reddit. You’re making a difference, though!
I take no personal responsibility for any breakups or breakdowns in relationships because my personality is dictated by which stars were visible when my mother spawned me.
My gf calls me most days after she gets off work to complain about her coworkers’ (always incredibly, incredibly minor) infractions. It’s about a thirty minute commute from her job to our apartment, and she will monologue non. stop. the entire time.
I will literally put the phone down, go do laundry, dishes, feed the dog, whatever, and come back and she’ll still be talking. It’s unbelievable. We don’t converse, she just talks at me.
I will literally put the phone down, go do laundry, dishes, feed the dog, whatever, and come back and she’ll still be talking. It’s unbelievable. We don’t converse, she just talks at me.
I love her, but sometimes I wish I was gay.
lol, I've got many stories of a similar thing happening. Just putting the phone down, doing something else for a few minutes, coming back and their still babbling, never having realized there no one on the other end of the line.
The weird part is how they dump all this stuff on you and expect you to listen, sympathise and validate her, and still insist they're the ones who do all the emotional labour. Foids are net exporters of drama.
Women's lives are based entirely around unwritten social expectations, and getting angry at someone breaking their own arbitrary personal social rules. And because it's all completely arbitrary and indirect, they break each other's rules all the time and fall out about the most meaningless trivial shit.
Nothing wrong with it in itself, but you can't have your cake and eat it too. A lot of them are in a neverending cycle of being attracted to careless stoic guys, dating them and ending up being annoyed about their behavior.
Think it's just more of a compatibility thing. She wants someone to want to know about her day. He wants someone who doesn't need him to ask about her day (probably because he doesn't care).
Of course every incompatibility ranging from major to minute is blown way out of proportion by the internet these days so Twitter has taken this to be a "men vs women" debate as per uzhe.
Turning this into a "moid v. foid" argument instead of it actually being "get your shit together and date a more compatible moid".
But it's easier for these undateable twitter retards to blame apathetic moids instead of taking personal responsibility for their dogshit performance in dating
"But enough about you, let's talk about me!" Imagine being so self centered you get mad at your partner not giving you enough chances to talk about yourself.
These little interpersonal moments occupy a weird part of a woman's brain. Getting her to think about it rationally is like asking a 1950s sci fi robot to ponder a paradox. They just lock up and start sputtering. And they wonder why no one takes them seriously.
Before people started redpilling themselves into inceldom left and right, that would be the scenario I'd envision too. Alas, you never know these days.
Incels have always been right about women. Chad comedians have made careers out of pointing the same shit out. It's just that instead of self-improvement or playing the game, they just quit.
9/10 it was boring and there's nothing to talk about
What kind of lives are these women living?
I mean my job is hilariously boring and giving a detailed explanation of any given day would probably put my wife to sleep, but asking someone how their day went is not asking for a minute by minute breakdown. Something as simple as "oh i got that annoying task done" or "i had a hilarious encounter with this psychotic chick in the office" or "i jerked it in the work bathroom again" is a sufficient response.
That is so true.
I never ask a person how was there day.
Or how are they feeling. Because I know they don't care and they are only asking because they are programmed to ask that. And i couldn't care less.
Why do foids complain SO MUCH about the guts they choose to fuck?
I dont hate my girlfriend because if i did id fucking bail.
Fucking millennial and younger women are universally turbo sluts who obviously have bad experiences of men when they whore themselves round nightclubs for the discerning gentlemen that can be found sucking overpriced beer out of scum covered taps in their best button up shirt.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-26
My god I just checked your post history. There is no shaming you. This is literally your life. Just imagine how much you could accomplish if you weren’t addicted to Reddit. You’re making a difference, though!
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1 Alicesnakebae 2019-12-26
Women are a meme gender
1 CantWakeUpJPG 2019-12-26
I S L A M
S
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1 RBnumberTwenty 2019-12-26
TIL Islam is just “I slam” condensed.
1 AngelaBeedle 2019-12-26
They asked Mohammed his core beliefs and he said “I slam 9 year old pussy” and his pr manager said let’s just say “Islam”
1 Msmit71 2019-12-26
I S L A M S
R I G H T
1 Adramolino 2019-12-26
Inshallah, shaqiq.
1 MotorButterscotch 2019-12-26
Anyone want to translate this from witchbitch to English?
1 byobombs 2019-12-26
No thanks. And the fact I don’t have any idea what they’re trying to say brings me Christmas joy 🎄🍾
1 ComedicSans 2019-12-26
Translates to:
1 Comrade_Natalie 2019-12-26
The absolute state of the uggo behind this thought process lmao
1 SkrrtSkrrtMyDickHurt 2019-12-26
Yet another reason white women have turned to dogs.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-12-26
YT Women and doggos were made for eachother. Mayo foids need constant validation and dogs will fuck anything.
1 SkrrtSkrrtMyDickHurt 2019-12-26
Pibbles seen to be the breed of choice when it comes to bestiality.
1 NathansFamousDogpill 2019-12-26
I dont even care about my day, let alone yours
1 Chapose 2019-12-26
Foids and making up fake things for internet attention, name a more iconic duo...
1 forseti911 2019-12-26
It do be like that.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-12-26
Ladies, if yo man don’t listen to how your day was then you need to drop that zero and get with a hero
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-12-26
But why do women need to "talk" about everything all the time?
Notice how the most prolific part of twitter is women, girls, and gay dudes.
1 AngelaBeedle 2019-12-26
My girl talks so much and so long
When she tells someone about a movie her story is as long as the movie
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-12-26
The older you get, the more you learn to be able just be pretending to listen.
The occasional "right" "yeah" or "ok" makes it seem you're paying attention, when you're really not.
It's a shame to be that way, but sometimes you gotta pretend to care.
1 AngelaBeedle 2019-12-26
It’s hard for me lol. My little brother does the same shit and so many times I have to tell him or my girl to shut the fuck up and finish the story
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-12-26
it's just the nature of life
1 fauxbreaux 2019-12-26
My gf calls me most days after she gets off work to complain about her coworkers’ (always incredibly, incredibly minor) infractions. It’s about a thirty minute commute from her job to our apartment, and she will monologue non. stop. the entire time.
I will literally put the phone down, go do laundry, dishes, feed the dog, whatever, and come back and she’ll still be talking. It’s unbelievable. We don’t converse, she just talks at me.
I love her, but sometimes I wish I was gay.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-12-26
lol, I've got many stories of a similar thing happening. Just putting the phone down, doing something else for a few minutes, coming back and their still babbling, never having realized there no one on the other end of the line.
We still cared about each other though.
1 whenweriiide 2019-12-26
Past tense lol
1 SlimjobDopamine 2019-12-26
This is why women should make 70% of what men do.
1 dramasexual 2019-12-26
This is why homosexuality is so patrician.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-12-26
Homosexuals area only ever hated because they found the easy way out.
1 YourGreatDarshFace 2019-12-26
The weird part is how they dump all this stuff on you and expect you to listen, sympathise and validate her, and still insist they're the ones who do all the emotional labour. Foids are net exporters of drama.
1 kommiekaze 2019-12-26
says the bloke on r/drama
1 FaggotHolyshit 2019-12-26
He is an expert!
1 YourGreatDarshFace 2019-12-26
So what, we're going with "no u" as a comeback now?
1 kommiekaze 2019-12-26
it's just banter mate. no need to get all salty
1 vsehorrorshow93 2019-12-26
shut up across-the-pond-scum
1 kommiekaze 2019-12-26
you want salty then huh? swallow my jizz, nipple twister
1 vsehorrorshow93 2019-12-26
is that really the best you can do, with all your national pride about banter? pathetic bongs
1 kommiekaze 2019-12-26
you haven't given me much material to work with bb
1 vsehorrorshow93 2019-12-26
really? there was plenty leaking out your father’s asshole
1 kommiekaze 2019-12-26
where im from we don't craft insults out of our father's feces. but hey, you do you man
1 Fortizen 2019-12-26
This subreddit represents the bleeding edge of foidology.
1 SemiboloidSlots 2019-12-26
The foid cries out in pain as she unloads her emotional baggage on you.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-12-26
Lmao and then you have foids complaining about having to bear "emotional labor" if a guy dares to open up for even a secobd.
1 fuckedupridiculant 2019-12-26
Women's lives are based entirely around unwritten social expectations, and getting angry at someone breaking their own arbitrary personal social rules. And because it's all completely arbitrary and indirect, they break each other's rules all the time and fall out about the most meaningless trivial shit.
1 Fortizen 2019-12-26
Force her to listen to Jocko Wilink so she'll blame herself instead.
1 zergling_Lester 2019-12-26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_speech
1 SemiboloidSlots 2019-12-26
based and psychpilled.
1 Ingelri 2019-12-26
So you're saying that women are children
1 zergling_Lester 2019-12-26
😉
1 Ingelri 2019-12-26
Which means men are paedos
1 zergling_Lester 2019-12-26
*Straights
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-12-26
Huh this explains why women seem to be incapable of consent half the time, they literally have the minds of childreb.
1 SemiboloidSlots 2019-12-26
There is not a more vapid, vain, or self-centered collection of peoples on this planet.
1 Lysis10 2019-12-26
Where's my xmas dick pick?
1 MasterLawlzFan 2019-12-26
What they gon' do bout' it?
1 [deleted] 2019-12-26
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1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-12-26
Aside from the handful of people referencing astrology in the comments, what's wrong with this?
1 PaidToOpinionate 2019-12-26
Nothing wrong with it in itself, but you can't have your cake and eat it too. A lot of them are in a neverending cycle of being attracted to careless stoic guys, dating them and ending up being annoyed about their behavior.
1 CCAlkie 2019-12-26
Think it's just more of a compatibility thing. She wants someone to want to know about her day. He wants someone who doesn't need him to ask about her day (probably because he doesn't care).
Of course every incompatibility ranging from major to minute is blown way out of proportion by the internet these days so Twitter has taken this to be a "men vs women" debate as per uzhe.
1 Comrade_Natalie 2019-12-26
Turning this into a "moid v. foid" argument instead of it actually being "get your shit together and date a more compatible moid".
But it's easier for these undateable twitter retards to blame apathetic moids instead of taking personal responsibility for their dogshit performance in dating
1 fauxbreaux 2019-12-26
Yeah, it’s honestly pretty autistic to not even be able to fake some level of concern for your partner’s well-being
1 cleverseneca 2019-12-26
"But enough about you, let's talk about me!" Imagine being so self centered you get mad at your partner not giving you enough chances to talk about yourself.
1 strathmeyer 2019-12-26
Try saying nice things to him if you want him to reciprocate. Men are people, too.
1 WhaIeBones 2019-12-26
No
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-12-26
https://youtu.be/jKfyqfVTD6Y
1 MrPanFriedNoodle 2019-12-26
Imagine meeting a pretty cute girl and kinda getting into her then you see her Twitter is like this... How you proceed?
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-12-26
https://giphy.com/gifs/homer-simpson-the-simpsons-bush-4pMX5rJ4PYAEM
1 MrPanFriedNoodle 2019-12-26
Delving deep deep DEEEEP into her bush? Nothin Rong wit dat
1 Msmit71 2019-12-26
Delve deep into her bush, and then completely disappear.
1 WhaIeBones 2019-12-26
Separate entirely
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-12-26
You’re too far gone already.
1 MrPanFriedNoodle 2019-12-26
Never said the "foid" had to be a "foidFoiD" if u Kno what I mean
1 wm20123 2019-12-26
These little interpersonal moments occupy a weird part of a woman's brain. Getting her to think about it rationally is like asking a 1950s sci fi robot to ponder a paradox. They just lock up and start sputtering. And they wonder why no one takes them seriously.
1 OppressedSnowflake 2019-12-26
Inshallah my nibbers!
1 Xradris 2019-12-26
Whoot, did I date this girl?
1 SendWhiskey 2019-12-26
Honestly, good luck finding any partner who gives a shit about your day. That's rare to find because it's not the norm at all
1 kermit_was_wrong 2019-12-26
It's really not that rare.
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-12-26
https://twitter.com/amy_c_cooper/status/1209303211460513793
Based Laundrycel
1 NathansFamousDogpill 2019-12-26
He was probably doing laundry right then and there and didnt want to leave it midway through so she got assblasted and broke up with him lol
1 kermit_was_wrong 2019-12-26
Before people started redpilling themselves into inceldom left and right, that would be the scenario I'd envision too. Alas, you never know these days.
1 HyperIceCube 2019-12-26
Maybe incels are right maybe women are just attracted to guys who don’t care about them.
How the hell can you date a guy who literally sees time together as a chore
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-12-26
Lmao yeah, how is it that so many of them have the same story?
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-12-26
Incels have always been right about women. Chad comedians have made careers out of pointing the same shit out. It's just that instead of self-improvement or playing the game, they just quit.
1 TiberiousGracci 2019-12-26
Lmao indian dude in the replys tried to holler at this bitch
1 WhaIeBones 2019-12-26
Hi
1 TiberiousGracci 2019-12-26
He actually has a forever alone pfp
1 wow___justwow 2019-12-26
What kind of lives are these women living?
I mean my job is hilariously boring and giving a detailed explanation of any given day would probably put my wife to sleep, but asking someone how their day went is not asking for a minute by minute breakdown. Something as simple as "oh i got that annoying task done" or "i had a hilarious encounter with this psychotic chick in the office" or "i jerked it in the work bathroom again" is a sufficient response.
1 whyguitar 2019-12-26
Woman detected
1 newcomer_ts 2019-12-26
None of those females are on Tinder but their Pinterest is to the brim with shit.
1 leva549 2019-12-26
His response was pretty autistic tbf.
1 heretobefriends 2019-12-26
That woman might be 35, but if you date her you're a pedophile.
1 d_extrum 2019-12-26
And this is one of the Reasons why I am happy to be gay.
Woman twitter is something else
1 willdill039 2019-12-26
That is so true. I never ask a person how was there day. Or how are they feeling. Because I know they don't care and they are only asking because they are programmed to ask that. And i couldn't care less.
1 DramaChudsHog 2019-12-26
Why do foids complain SO MUCH about the guts they choose to fuck?
I dont hate my girlfriend because if i did id fucking bail.
Fucking millennial and younger women are universally turbo sluts who obviously have bad experiences of men when they whore themselves round nightclubs for the discerning gentlemen that can be found sucking overpriced beer out of scum covered taps in their best button up shirt.
1 cleverseneca 2019-12-26
Look around lady, life is built on fatuousness, how do you expect your communication to rise above your lived experience?
1 Adramolino 2019-12-26
Is it just me or does she kinda look like a female ben shapiro?
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-12-26
She is an umpalumpa and thinks she's sexy It adds so much to the context.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-12-26
She looks like libertarian bait
1 BlooCheckmark 2019-12-26
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1210248476002402304?s=20
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1 Chapocel 2019-12-26
Don't put your emotional labour on me