whenever someone is clearly doing a troll post you will get one of the mods or just some jackass saying "LMAO THIS IS BAIT!! HA HA HA" like they are in on the joke.

imagine you are watching a movie and some asshole yells out spoilers. it ruins the total performance. just shut the fuck up, like a good retard, and enjoy the show. dont be such an idiot and scream like you and the writers are on the same level because you are not. it is art.

i have literally seen countless posts where bait is ruined because some faggot points out it is bait so they can feel internet savvy. i am actually very angry.

Snapshots:

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My family celebrates Christmas and we haven't been to church in 5 years

I don't believe in unions, yet I celebrate labor day.

My family celebrates Christmas and we're Jewish.

it’s a pagan holiday

it’s not religious

We should return to worshipping stones and start with offering all redditors as a sacrifice to the Pinegod.

Unironically. Read about Gobleki Tepe, we all went from being hunter gatherers to making this crazy stone monument for absolutely no reason, and we did it before even bothering with houses or agriculture.

Organised religion is a scam but something made those guys carve those rocks and carving those rocks is literally the thing that kicked off our entire civilisation as a whole. Since I learned about that I’ve been wearing a stone bead I found that the sea cut a hole through to try and get in on some of that ancient juju.

Just wear a ✡️ and get some jewjew

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"we all went from being hunter gatherers to making this crazy stone monument for absolutely no reason"

>not thinking that Gobleki Tepe is a remnant of primitive post-Flood monotheism

Isn't the flood tought to be the rise of level in the black sea nowadays ? Multiple thousands years after gobleki tepe then.

Do they not know pegan gods exist

I honestly don't know why people care about Christmas aside from getting a few days off work.

Or maybe it's just cuz i have no family

Not wrong.

It’s just a made over winter solstice holiday.

In true centrist fashion, both sides are right and wrong.

Christmas is a religious holiday, but you can celebrate it without being religious.

Celebrating Christmas doesn’t make you religious, but it also doesn’t change the fact that Christmas is a religious holiday.

That is literally what the boomer is saying.

A broken clock hip is right twice a day

Atheists can make their own holiday

When star wars day becomes an actual holiday

America and France have tonnes. Independence days, Bastille Day, etc.

Celebrating Christmas while ignoring its religious significance is textbook cultural appropriation.

Imagine celebrating some Japanese holiday without a care for what it meant, just as an excuse to wear kimonos and fans, speak funny, eat sushi, and all in all have fun.

Or celebrating Kwanzaa by wearing blackface, cooking bug cakes, and calling each other niggas.

I mean, to me it's all p based not gonna lie, but the same "secular humanists" who insist that Christmas isn't religious would burst a blood vessel at this.

This is why I went to the church for christmas, to keep that neat tradition alive.

Dude stop mocking my Kwanzaa celebration, what did I ever do to you?

That’s a little too much nuance for the average redditor. Reading Harry Potter didn’t prepare them for this gradient of possibility.

also, 25 December really was a Roman pagan holiday, but this holiday was instituted when Christianity was already an extremely popular religion.

basically, it could be that pagans tried to co-op a Christian holiday as much as the opposite.

BOOMERS BTFO

Imagine going to hell. Lmao can't relate!

same here. cant wait to laugh at the jews and muslims who get sent to hell while im looking down from heaven.

#MAGA

I spit on you kaffir. Allah will punish you, C*tholic scum.

lol i dont think most christians actively believe in hell anymore

it is kinda retarded, i love u daddy ur so kind and good even tho ur burning most of my friends and family forever 😍🤔😳

All these fucking Galaxy brains falling all over themselves to show off their 8th grade knowledge of things.

That is a whole lot of community college philosophy majors dropping their religion Wikipedia based knowledge on that fool.

Queue up every loser who was too stoned to notice Zeitgeist was a trash tier documentary. Saying Christmas is pagan is like saying baseball is segregated. I dislike the invasive desert cults as much as the next guy, but they won, and we're stuck with their lame gods now. So tell yourself you're decorating a tree for whatever reason, just don't expect it to be relevant.

You just know the downvoters are those miserable atheist edgelords that stopped getting invited to family events for smugly belittling everyone there, now they're alone on Christmas, so they dunk on religions via Reddit