The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
To be fair, thereās some pretty retarded shit rightoids say on Facebook. Itās just more dramatic for leftoids on twitter so rightoid tardness is quarantined on Facebook for the most part.
I love the "balding" because hair loss is political, yo. You know these people are just teens or slightly older because they don't think going bald is going to happen to them at 29.
Yeah I haven't heard that one before. Did someone say he has a shrubdick (does this mean hairy?) or is this brain trust just wholesale projecting what his fat ex girlfriend called him when she left?
His fat girlfriend called him āknub dickā but her mouth is almost swollen shut and thereās copious amounts of drool so he thought she said āshrub dickā
Of all the things to criticize him for, why is draft dodger even on the list? Not wanting to take part in America's murderous imperialism should be seen as a good thing.
chad move if you ask me. any retard can go and serve in the army, only donald trump can dodge the draft and then proceed to get elected all the while making fun of the people who fell for the regime change war meme.
Around election time there was an essay comment by some freak in /r/quityourbullshit going on a tirade about Trump dodging the draft.
Someone went through his comment history. They pointed out a long submitted post about how his dad is his hero for going to Canada during the Vietnam War to avoid the draft and why heās proud to be Canadian because of that.
We know incel is a ridiculous term that means "involuntary celibate", but leftoids have taken and twisted the word to mean "anyone who hates fun", "men who hate women", and "anyone who I wish to insult".
Doesn't matter really, Tolkien was a major christoid who supported Franco for slapping the shit out of the anarcho commies, but every big Lord of the Rings fan I've met has been a fedora tipper of the highest order
The op of that post gets thousands of updoots on reddit for using words like that, but his twitter account in his bio has like 80 followers and no interaction despite tweeting all day long about drump
Man, I really wish the modern internet wasn't so fucking pussified, so I could ping some of those cunts and challenge them to a charity boxing match Lowtax-style
Iām not a trump supporter, and I think the first few descriptors used are true, but Iām also not gonna think that making fun of someoneās dick size and hair loss is high quality political discussion either. And you canāt read an anti-trump article on reddit without a comment section of āorange, small hands, small dick, bad hair, etcā
Plus, itās āworld politicsā so pro-trump posts shouldnāt be removed by moderators.
I posted it here because the whole comment section is a shitshow and it seemed like a lot of projection from the guy.
Man, that guy and the top commenter under him are still going at it with their stupid slapfight. Imagine spending 24 full hours on a reddit argument lmao
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The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
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1 whenweriiide 2019-12-26
Using "balding" as an insult for a guy in his 70s seems hella weak lol
1 FearOfBees 2019-12-26
Balding occurs in 90% of all men. Men who keep their hair into 30s are fairly rare.
1 R0saParkinsons 2019-12-26
What? This is so high-level cope right here.
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-12-26
Everyone knows the average male peen is 3.5 inches and is bald by 30... right guys?
1 morroia 2019-12-26
What a loser lmao
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-26
Look at this r/bigdickproblems poster guys.
1 TrumpsHairStylist 2019-12-26
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1 TrailerParkRide 2019-12-26
Using "overweight" as an insult for an American is similarly bad. That's like making fun of a dog for being naked.
1 devotedrat17 2019-12-26
every time i think rightoids have evened out with leftoids the leftoids just push further towards retardation.
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-12-26
To be fair, thereās some pretty retarded shit rightoids say on Facebook. Itās just more dramatic for leftoids on twitter so rightoid tardness is quarantined on Facebook for the most part.
1 Michelanvalo 2019-12-26
I love the "balding" because hair loss is political, yo. You know these people are just teens or slightly older because they don't think going bald is going to happen to them at 29.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-26
With all the soy they ingest they'll be lucky to keep their hair to 20.
1 Groovy_Tony_87 2019-12-26
It's testosterone that causes balding, not estrogen
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-26
K
1 sadmangonewild 2019-12-26
Bullshit, everyone knows women are the ones who usually lose their hair.
1 dramasexual 2019-12-26
Yeah I haven't heard that one before. Did someone say he has a shrubdick (does this mean hairy?) or is this brain trust just wholesale projecting what his fat ex girlfriend called him when she left?
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-12-26
His fat girlfriend called him āknub dickā but her mouth is almost swollen shut and thereās copious amounts of drool so he thought she said āshrub dickā
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-26
Jesus tapdancing Christ. It's HEROIN. Heroine is a female comic book hero.
1 Gleeroy95 2019-12-26
It doesn't have to relate to comics you nerd
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-26
Just putting it in terms that redditorstm would understand
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-12-26
Needs more Harry Potter/Star Wars/Marvel analogies
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-26
> It doesn't have to relate to comics you nerd
>Needs more Marvel analogies
What the absolute fuck
1 SendWhiskey 2019-12-26
You haven't been properly redpilled
There's a difference between having a political ideology that is out for your own gain, and wanting to ingest poisons.
You can't really call him an incel. The guy has a knockout wife. As for draft dodger, obama did the same thing.
Classic liberal coping by calling on your sense of moral superiority.
1 DaYooper 2019-12-26
Of all the things to criticize him for, why is draft dodger even on the list? Not wanting to take part in America's murderous imperialism should be seen as a good thing.
1 diggity_md 2019-12-26
REEEEE BAD FAITH ARGUMENT REEEEEEE
1 ManBearFridge 2019-12-26
Only reason I care is cause he has mocked his political rivals based on their service. Bitch move if you wern't man enough yourself.
1 dotdot00 2019-12-26
chad move if you ask me. any retard can go and serve in the army, only donald trump can dodge the draft and then proceed to get elected all the while making fun of the people who fell for the regime change war meme.
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-12-26
Elected with votes from gun and military-freaks lmao absolute chadly move
1 15nelsoc 2019-12-26
As if that's a bad thing šš¦ šŗš²
1 -KneesToTheBreeze 2019-12-26
Around election time there was an essay comment by some freak in /r/quityourbullshit going on a tirade about Trump dodging the draft.
Someone went through his comment history. They pointed out a long submitted post about how his dad is his hero for going to Canada during the Vietnam War to avoid the draft and why heās proud to be Canadian because of that.
Only on Reddit.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-26
Or twitter.
1 RecallRethuglicans 2019-12-26
What difference does that make?
1 -KneesToTheBreeze 2019-12-26
Calling Trump a coward for dodging the draft while labeling his old man a hero for dodging the draft is the definition of hypocrisy.
Nice bait though, leftoid.
1 KittehDragoon 2019-12-26
Heās an old, fat-assed, stimulant addict.
Dude probably hasnāt been able to keep it hard long enough to get off for years now.
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-12-26
Hell that entire list outside the generic "incel" accurately describes Bill Clinton.
1 throwaway_999912 2019-12-26
Fat? Balding? Crook? š¤
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-12-26
Yup.
Though I think he lost weight recently.
1 PaidToOpinionate 2019-12-26
Case in point, I guess.
1 SmogiPierogi 2019-12-26
Imagine filling sub with bernie twitter and then complaining that jannies should do more work to purge trumpers out.
1 FearOfBees 2019-12-26
I don't know what several of those mean. What's children with incel. Do they know what an incel is?
1 Godsdj 2019-12-26
We know incel is a ridiculous term that means "involuntary celibate", but leftoids have taken and twisted the word to mean "anyone who hates fun", "men who hate women", and "anyone who I wish to insult".
1 HyperIceCube 2019-12-26
Thatās because if they use the true definition they would be classified as an incel
1 AlexJones_GayFrog 2019-12-26
I may be a 31 year old kissless virgin but at least I'm not an incel
1 Gleeroy95 2019-12-26
It's the liberal equivalent of cuck at this point even though the term incel was popularized by the same groups that started using cuck
1 clubby789 2019-12-26
How do they keep coming up with such cringy names for a Trump supports? āTrumpkinsā??
1 Godsdj 2019-12-26
Trumpkin was a character in the Chronicles of Narnia. Not sure where leftoids got it from, though.
1 Platycel 2019-12-26
Narnia was a children's book, so probably from there.
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-12-26
Written by an early 20th century white guy as a christian allegory tho...
1 Ubertroon 2019-12-26
Doesn't matter really, Tolkien was a major christoid who supported Franco for slapping the shit out of the anarcho commies, but every big Lord of the Rings fan I've met has been a fedora tipper of the highest order
1 Anagalbroke2 2019-12-26
Dotard was and is the most brilliant insult yet. Of course, they're too scared to use it.
1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-12-26
Lol ok
1 ObjectiveSuspect 2019-12-26
Imagine thinking the equivalent of libtard is a brilliant insult.
1 Anagalbroke2 2019-12-26
Illiterate ddf agents don't know that dotard is an established word for a senile, ineffective leader
1 ObjectiveSuspect 2019-12-26
So how is calling a supporter a dotard a biting insult
1 Peetrius 2019-12-26
Does the left have any original memes at all? Everything they have is appropriated from the right.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-26
The left literally can't meme
1 IraqiLobster 2019-12-26
They literally stole the left canāt meme and appropriated that too
If you donāt like hearing āKirby says trans rightsā, left humor has nothing to offer you
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-26
Wat is that supposed to mean.
Kirby, like the overpriced door to door vacuum cleaner?
1 IraqiLobster 2019-12-26
Yes the vacuum, what else would I be referring to?
1 Duce_Guy 2019-12-26
Jack Kirby, dude who creator of Captain America?
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-12-26
The video game character who could easily be mistaken for a vacuum?
1 Duce_Guy 2019-12-26
Justice Kirby the Australian supreme court judge?
1 Incoherencel 2019-12-26
Fuck me I always thought this was a slur against DOTA players of something lmao
1 farmfren 2019-12-26
The op of that post gets thousands of updoots on reddit for using words like that, but his twitter account in his bio has like 80 followers and no interaction despite tweeting all day long about drump
1 Chicken_____Man 2019-12-26
What will you do instead of whining anonymously?
Lol
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-12-26
If I become a multi-millionaire from Bernie giving me free money, Iāll do exactly what I complain other politicians do
1 RedditIsFullOfBasics 2019-12-26
Man, I really wish the modern internet wasn't so fucking pussified, so I could ping some of those cunts and challenge them to a charity boxing match Lowtax-style
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-12-26
Lmao did this dude just pick a big word to sound smart? In no way does this term make sense in context.
1 automatic_cluck 2019-12-26
OwO
1 SaveUsUncleTed 2019-12-26
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1 sadmangonewild 2019-12-26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrx1mi0LiGE
1 SamManilla 2019-12-26
Once again, this is a liberal, not a leftist. Actual leftists don't think draft dodger is an insult.
1 Stenwalden 2019-12-26
Im sorry what?
1 Shinlo4 2019-12-26
We could raise the average IQ of the world significantly by throwing redditors down pits of lava.
1 RedNumber_40 2019-12-26
Heās going to win again lads. The seething is going to be amazing. I can imagine it now.
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-12-26
Canāt wait for the drama
1 pepperouchau 2019-12-26
>that many fresh replies in the comments
You friends really took this bait?
1 collectijism 2019-12-26
I can taste those Hillary tears from here oh so salty
1 oktavianvs 2019-12-26
The leftoid dude apparently owns a pibble going by his most recent submission. Imagine that.
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-12-26
*big heckin woofer kissy wissy chonker
1 sadmangonewild 2019-12-26
That's one less leftoid voting in the next election, I guess.
1 drugsarecool419 2019-12-26
OP is an incel (incel who hasnāt had sex involuntarily
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-12-26
Where's the lie?
Nm I found it
1 SDFek 2019-12-26
Wtf is a crypto-fascist? Is that some kind of bitcoin?
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-12-26
Even more retarded than that somehow
1 Woolgun 2019-12-26
Retarded title. That comment is more right than wrong, not to mention how much it angered redditors.
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-12-26
Itās drama, thatās why itās here.
Iām not a trump supporter, and I think the first few descriptors used are true, but Iām also not gonna think that making fun of someoneās dick size and hair loss is high quality political discussion either. And you canāt read an anti-trump article on reddit without a comment section of āorange, small hands, small dick, bad hair, etcā
Plus, itās āworld politicsā so pro-trump posts shouldnāt be removed by moderators.
I posted it here because the whole comment section is a shitshow and it seemed like a lot of projection from the guy.
1 rgameshandsrbloody 2019-12-26
Just to point out that OP has been commenting on their post non-stop - only talking a break presumably to sleep.
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-12-26
ngl he might be kinda based doeš¤š³
1 rgameshandsrbloody 2019-12-26
Not that OP. The other OP
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-12-26
Oh fuck thatās me
1 rgameshandsrbloody 2019-12-26
/MostlyCorrectGuy/
1 NotOnTheSteel 2019-12-26
Man, that guy and the top commenter under him are still going at it with their stupid slapfight. Imagine spending 24 full hours on a reddit argument lmao
1 MoistLanguage 2019-12-26
LMAO words don't mean anything anymore
1 RochelleH 2019-12-26
Angry sandwich artist right there.