Rightoids: the left can't meme and instead just end up writing walls of text. Me:

1  2019-12-26 by throwaway_999912

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You were put down, in the future please refrain from discussing subjects you have no education in.

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Gay/10 - docking points for that dismount

Yeah but nigs lmao

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getting beat up by the soy squad

imagine the humiliation

the followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak

is that from the alt-right playbook

It could very well be from both 🤔

Nah, some leftoid's surprisingly astute analysis of rightoids.

https://www.pegc.us/archive/Articles/eco_ur-fascism.pdf

Leftoids that are actual acedemics and not professors in underwater basket weaving are right about things 90% of the time.

Still fags

Will not dispute

Who could?

The pleasure of buttfucking is among the things they're right about

You are aware that you can buttfuck women, right?

Ew why

Allah curses some of us with that sin 🤷‍♂️

--Eco calls 20th century fascists more or less proletarian scum in one of his points (which is true) and then a minute of reading later he calls them aristocratic elitists.

--He says fascists use 'newspeak.' Wow really? A 20th century liberal saying this?

--Makes fun of 'frustrated middle class' rhetoric... fair enough, this contempt for working class whiteoids is the only part of this entire essay that's authentically consistently liberal and .

--Makes fun of 'hero' worship, while this whole essay is a paean to allied heroes (especially those n words who gave him that comic book, a moment which BTFO'd fascism with facts and logic for all time)

--"Educating people to become a hero for the country bad. Educating libtards to become heroes for the entire world good."

--'Fascism says life is a struggle' ...falsely, of course, while this essay is literally about an eternal war that transcends contemporary politics.

--Says populist fascism is based on a kind of negative identity based on a perceived outside enemy, but at the same time populist fascism is based on ethnic nationalism

--Says some basically Freudian phallic stuff, that fascists transfer their war to sexual matters... really, fascists are the akshual perverts in this dialectic?

--Ur-Fascism is based on 'selective populism' says the people who will take shitlibs of any race to sing praises of America, and would cut off banking and electricity to right wingers who make youtube videos

No syncretistic faith can withstand analytical criticism. The critical spirit makes distinctions, and to distinguish is a sign of modernism. In modern culture the scientific community praises disagreement as a way to improve knowledge. For Ur-Fascism, disagreement is treason.

Charles Murray

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Holy shit you made an alt just for this faggotry? I admire your dedication to bussy.

Someone mod this lolcow

No I hd this account for a while

Never thought it would be this relevant

You made an alt for this faggotry a year ago. That just makes this all the more spectacular.

cope, seethe, and ragequit before the soviets get you

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A few days later I saw the first American soldiers. They were African Americans. The first Yankee I met was a black man, Joseph, who introduced me to the marvels of Dick Tracy and Li'l Abner. His comic books were brightly colored and smelled good

Is a really profound and coherent essay. Best part is when Eco was given Product by Allied solders, and right just then he was convinced: American liberal democratic capitalism was the truth.

And that n word who gave young Eco the comic book grew up to be... Emmet Till's father*

*who was later executed for raping a girl while in Italy

Who would have thought that gum and comics could make a strong impression on a ten year old boy. What a consoomer.

Not my point, there is clearly much to admire about consooming. The point is let's be honest...as if this 60 year old man is not using this emotional anecdote to boost this embarrassingly clueless essay, whose intention is to sell neoliberalism to grad students.

And everyone here was like hey he's got good points. lmao

You’re just gaping ass here because paperback mystery man saw how small your balls are thirty years ago and you haven’t been able to get over it since.

Imagine being so stupid you’re against immigration

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Why the hell does automod hate you ?

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You're a mod so you ought to know, but people under 3 months old get fucked by autismmod.

You're a mod

I am barely one, tbqh.

But it explains it, thanks dude, want some retarded flair ?

Hell yeah retard me up fam

Done. Be proud, because your familly can't.

Okay faggot

r/SmugIdeologyMan being the counterpart to r/smuggies is the clearest example of leftoid memes being serious, too long and stale.

Lmao what the fuck is this? I feel like its defending racism instead of denouncing it like they think lol

I get it, I still think it’s dumb. Basically it’s pointing out that consooming is a behavior that appeals to simple, animalistic desires, and so is caring about genetics. Therefore the alt-right is hypocritical for condemning porn addiction while also promoting ethnic preservation.

The difference imho is porn addiction is abject degeneracy.

The Drake or I Sleep memes would have been better suited.

Or you could just call them retards and continue with your holiday shopping.

Being racist is degenerate

lol good one

The difference between a homeless guy pulling out his hair because he saw a guy with a dark tan and an esteemed gentleman making money off of African consumers

Sure, but this isn't even about that kind of racism. It's the kind where you think things are better separate than homogenized.

words

Say it in 5 words or it doesn't count.

Cooming and racism are both evolutionary habits and some think they are a hindrance to human advancement.

Of course, they are both right and good unless you do too much, as for all things.

I got bored and stopped reading 3 words in

So. Much. Fucking. Text.

This one is pretty good though

Das me tho

Got em!

any anime

LMAO

Who even pays for anime though lmao

does it count if I'm a swashbuckling pirate?

It's featuring the hypocrisy of rightoids claiming innate instincts aren't a valid excuse for cooming and consooming, while also using innate instincts to justify racism.

Yes but that would make the leftoids equally hypocritical in that they believe in cooming and cosooming but not racism

so really it's radically centrist, but the horseshoes are too retarded to see it. truly enlightened.

Actually no, this simply highlights the inherent logical inconsistency in rightoid thought.

Leftoids have different arguments for and against those things (most aren't big on cooming and consooming either) based on different reasons. They're also often retarded, but that's orthogonal here.

That's some serious cope lmao horseshoe law claims another victim

No dickweed - simply put, making this observation says nothing about the beliefs of the accuser. It's just catching a group of retards in a contradiction, and can be done by anyone regardless of affiliation. It's self contained, the only real avenue for a counter-accusation of hypocrisy that it leaves open, is the basic idea that this sort of logical consistency is even desirable (this might be a problem for some sort of post-modernist cuck) - and even that falls kind of flat because the rightoids themselves definitely like to pride themselves on rationality.

Leftoids hold plenty of their own contradictory beliefs, but you can't get at them via the argument expressed in the meme, you'll have to build another one. It's not that hard.

Hoes mad (x24)

Yes

Lmao

One of their top post is about "pewdiepie and muh dog whisle subliminaly indoctrinates children into becoming literally Hitler", you dont need to look too much into it to realise that it's just an sad cope attempt at copying /r/smuggies but with even more autism but yet somehow boring and uninteresting.

its not entirely wrong, any zoomer that spends enough time on the internet either hits the tranny pipeline or the alt right pipeline (some even have an adventure through both 🤭 )

Tfw no gay anime ethnostate

I think SIM came first. This is a rare case of the right taking a meme from the left, and of course distilled it to perfection.

Smuggies come from /pol/ originally, so no.

So they are unironic sjws? They seem to have taken over the mainstream left.

Lmao love how they use all the 4chan art instead of making their own.

WORDS WORDS WORDS

Imagine seeing /r/smuggies and thinking "hey, we need to be associated with this."

The thing that I don't really get is why people think the lives of minorities, or really anyone for that matter, has changed under the new administration. My life has not changed one iota as a result of Trump or Obama. Bush kinda changed lives with The Patriot Act and Iraq War, but even the impacts of those things don't really have a day-to-day impact. Presidents don't really have nearly enough of an impact on things to worry much about, they're just congress's and the senate's bitch bois, who in turn are bitch bois to oil and media companies. Trump will be out of office eventually and things will go on just as they did before him.

Yet rightoids sperg out about muh God Emperor who will deport all le Mexicans and leftoids sperg out about le evil Nazis who are going to start killing beautiful trans folx and black people en-mass any day now (much like rightoids did with the FEMA camp nonsense). Like bruh who fucking cares if Trump says he doesn't like Mexicans lmao Trump isn't that important.

Obama changed the lives of that Yemeni wedding party after they drone striked the fuck out of em. Always looking out for PoCs, that guy ❤️

It's even worse than I thought. They don't even come up with their own art. They even copy and paste the shittiest stick figures because they apparently are incapable of opening ms paint and creating ANYTHING original.

Lmao at the concept of some soi boi engaging in physical combat against a rightoid

You are right. Instead of a mayo, it should have been a black or a MTF tranny on the right.

I still hear about the menace that is bike lock guy lmao

One guy out of a couple thousand pussies happened to grow some balls, people like to talk about miracles

One guy out of a couple thousand pussies happened to grow some balls

Charlottesville guy?

Spicy 👌

One guy gets his head cracked open and some dude runs over a fatty with his car. This is literally your average Tuesday in the hood. Yet these mayos treat these events like some modern day 9/11 just to give their LARPing some lore.

I wish I was as optimistic as black people. Imagine taking pride in the fact that your neighborhood is a violent crime ridden shit hole.

Im saying this is literally the white people equivalent of gang violence. Nothing more and nothing less. Placing any importance on these events makes you as stupid as your average hood nigga.

He didn’t engage in physical combat really? You swung a bike lock into someone’s head from behind three other people and ran away.

Pretty sure this is fake. Radlibs would consider it ableist/anti-Semitic.

They are hypocrites of course. They say not to mock retards yet make mock trump as well as his retard followers

What would happen if Trumptards decided to convert to Judaism en-mass? Would it be antisemitism to hate them?

This is what comedy should be like. A teaching moment that makes you reflect on your biases with a chuckle. Please watch nannete on Netflix

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Ok leftoid

Beat them for all I care. They are proven masochists.

The wall of text meme is so fucking true, man. Head to /r/dankleft right now and this is the top post. Hilarious.

The leftist is like a squid, issuing a cloud of ink when threatened.

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We couldn't behave. 😤

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you triggered the jannies because a couple dozen retards clicked your link lmao

you triggered the jannies

That's my fetish

Mod meltdown

Goddamn.

On top of that it's fucking stupid. Sure, that might apply for drug crimes, etc. But the theory that white people don't report major crimes and tolerate unprosecuted crimes against them en-masse just because other mayos did it is laughable.

Murders go unreported and unnoticed all the time!

It’s also pretty weird that the statistics from the national crime and victimization survey conducted by the CDC almost perfectly match the FBI statistics. Guess those white people also lie in the survey.

The spectre of Communism

You mean Strasserism, sweaty?

It's important to recognize that the alt right is actively recruiting in the gaming community. They want to manipulate young and impressionable people. Thanks for fighting the bullshit.

All they had to do was stick with the "Yes" of the original and it would've been somewhat humorous. It's like they went ouf of their way to make this unfunny.

implying a soyboy would be able to punch a redneck

LOL

Can someone make a TL;DR for me?

Is it the leftoids fault that their were raised in an environment devoid of wrongdoing and error, and that their commentary on society reflects the fact that they have, in fact never been incorrect, as a matter of record? I think not. If the rightoids weren’t so incredibly used to setbacks and failure, the would be more in tune with the leftoids complete moral high ground, and by comparison, lack of incorrect statements.

I wish Trump was the racist the left thinks he is.

It hurts trying to see the left meme, it causes me emotional goddamned trauma seeing the failed coping.