Masked supervillian "Captain Autism" attacks beautiful women over mouthfeel and terrible online posts.

1  2019-12-26 by Neon_needles

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How does it feel to be a filthy bedouin who belongs to a lineage and culture which has never actually accomplished anything for itself? The only remarkable traits of your people are that they sit atop oil which white people pay you for and that you are dishonest and relatively dim witted. If western leaders weren't a bunch of jew addled traitors they would have wiped your people off the face of the earth and simply taken your oil rather than paid your retarded royalty a single cent.

Now we have a scenario in which a bunch of dune coons run around playing 21st century warlord with weaponry their stupid people couldn't possibly invent and shitting up life on earth for everybody. We never should have sold you so much as a Lamborghini let alone a fucking autocannon. Handing you sand niggers modern weaponry is like handing a small child a hand grenade.

If your people were worth their weight in salt they would turn their own lands into a place fit for human beings. Since they aren't able to, they flee to our lands and proceed to breed like rats while feeding their children with fraudulently earned income and welfare paid for by white people. You and your ilk will eventually outnumber us in our homes and our lands will become as shitty and useless as your lands. Cograts, you'll achieve dar es salaam but you won't have running water or a functioning power grid. You played yourself.

Shameful behavior from a deceitful desert tribe. Yet you feel pride. So strange.

Begone, rat.

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Does anyone know the kiwifarms thread? I want to see if this is real or just a made up grab for attention

opening the door just before a man wearing a black ski mask, and black clothes tried to drop a match... He screamed at her 'WHERE'S THE TR**NY, IT NEEDS TO DIE', before running away. 

Nigga what the fuck do you think?

GOOD point

filled with murderous purpose

Ok, with you so far

flees from landlord foid

Damn, you lost me

attacker wasn’t wearing an ahegao hoodie

Was OP even trying to make this story realistic?

opening the door just before a man wearing a black ski mask, and black clothes tried to drop a match... He screamed at her 'WHERE'S THE TR**NY, IT NEEDS TO DIE', before running away. 

"tried to drop a match" what did it get stuck to his fingers?

While I feel like this is fake, it sounds like xi is saying they couldn't light the match before dropping it.

Don't be so harsh on Trussie Smollett, she just got assaulted of course the details are going to be muddy.

This didn’t happen, but it absolutely should have

You leave the shoah out of this 😤

This sorta shit is starting to make me really consider being an armed Texan woman . . . I've got the constitutional right as a citizen of the United States, I might as well use it.

I would have a hard time discouraging this, even though I abhor violence. In the end, it boils down to “you have the right to exist” and you should defend that right if you are willing to.

Based 2A trannies

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Oh ok a "literally shaking" story I bet this is legit

Impossible that it was a farmer, we're not allowed to A-Log. Fucking lying troon.

Fake and tranny

If anything happened, this absolutely did.

This sorta shit is starting to make me really consider being an armed Texan woman . . . I've got the constitutional right as a citizen of the United States, I might as well use it.

Hello? Yes—oh, hey, doxxer . . . yep, that's the place. Yeah, come on over, I've got some quarter-inch boattails you should try on.

Troons literally fantasizing about murdering people lmao

Yes you will get arrested for murder if you do this

Shouldn’t they have a seperate sub for creative writing

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null stickied this on the front page like two days ago and i still havent stopped kekking

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