ATTENTION ALL SNAFU USERS, SAYING IM ‘MAD’ OR ANY VARIATION OF THAT WORD

IM NOT FUCKING MAD, I have, honestly an aaaammmmmmazing fucking life, I make tons of dough as a defense attorney and hot women are all over me I’m falling over them just to get to my pool(yes I have a pool and u don’t so stfu). I have NOTHING to be mad about this is cyber harassment and I won’t stand for it.

All I’m doing is fighting racism and bigotry, we can all agree that’s a good thing right?? I’m even helping a teacher that works in underprivileged communities, how is this taken so far out of context just to persecute me? What have I done to be forsaken by the Reddit gestapo???

Apparently passion and integrity are considered acts of unfathomable rage now, I thought better of you reddit, I honestly did.... but now I must unplug myself from this cesspools internal zeitgeist and escape the lamest matrix ever because of internet hooligans bullying champions of justice like me.

Farewell morons, I’m not gonna engage in any more discussions, I bid you adieu