R*dittors are so fragile that when they see the first sign of disagreement with negative karma, they delete the comment for preservation of their worthless internet points. Their lives are equal to the upboats they get: nothing.
I go through my day pretty normal like, I'm a normal guy, I'm a swell guy, I'm a nice enough guy, I'm a cool kind of guy, I'm a pretty groovy guy...but then I get a little SUGAR in me and start to go KOO-KOO. Doesn't have to be much, this time it was two of 'em Fiber One brownies. Only 90 calories each but they do the job. Do you know what I'm sayin'? They get me goin', they get me riled up, a little KOO-KOO, a little WACKY, start gettin' me a little KOOKY, a little, y'know, LOOPY-- OOO. Hey, somebody get this kid in a padded cell! Someone get him a straitjacket! He's gettin' a little WACKY..ooo...a little KOOKY! He's off the walls, bananas, loco! You want me to stop. Isn't that wonderful? Well, let me just do what you say, because it's your little fairy tale...
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-26
You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board
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1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-12-26
Did anyone notice the little legs tho? She’s an oversized midget.
1 TanksAreLit 2019-12-26
I'd fuck a midget
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-26
Wtf this nigga deleted his comment in the ten minutes since I posted this.
It said “I could never understand 1970s pubs in porn. It obscures the view.”
1 byobombs 2019-12-26
R*dittors are so fragile that when they see the first sign of disagreement with negative karma, they delete the comment for preservation of their worthless internet points. Their lives are equal to the upboats they get: nothing.
1 AngelaBeedle 2019-12-26
Pubes are fine if they are at least semi groomed and all the pubes are above the clitoris
When the pubes are on the sides of the lips it’s gross
1 ManBearFridge 2019-12-26
Pubes*
Learn to spell, incel
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-26
I spell it wrong just to piss off drama posters.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-12-26
Likely excuse, have sex
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-26
Okay I will
1 ManBearFridge 2019-12-26
Every time an incel fucks, an angel gets his wings
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-26
So few angels with wings...
1 automatic_cluck 2019-12-26
Pibbles*
Learn to spell, incel
1 Vanocthaes 2019-12-26
Shut up retard
1 automatic_cluck 2019-12-26
C🖕O🐥P🖕E
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-12-26
I go through my day pretty normal like, I'm a normal guy, I'm a swell guy, I'm a nice enough guy, I'm a cool kind of guy, I'm a pretty groovy guy...but then I get a little SUGAR in me and start to go KOO-KOO. Doesn't have to be much, this time it was two of 'em Fiber One brownies. Only 90 calories each but they do the job. Do you know what I'm sayin'? They get me goin', they get me riled up, a little KOO-KOO, a little WACKY, start gettin' me a little KOOKY, a little, y'know, LOOPY-- OOO. Hey, somebody get this kid in a padded cell! Someone get him a straitjacket! He's gettin' a little WACKY..ooo...a little KOOKY! He's off the walls, bananas, loco! You want me to stop. Isn't that wonderful? Well, let me just do what you say, because it's your little fairy tale...
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-26
At least post good copypasta you dumb shit
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-12-26
Make a suction cup with your lips and put it around my balloon knot
1 Dilated_scabgina 2019-12-26
Goober
1 Liftingsexytimes 2019-12-26
[spoiler]I like a nice full bush on a woman[/spoiler]
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-12-26
https://imgur.com/a/pseWTzE
1 shitmemesimake 2019-12-26
How can u be pro Bush after Iraq???
1 VanOldenbarnevelt 2019-12-26
How can you not be pro Bush after Iraq??
1 Comrade_Natalie 2019-12-26
Lmao
1 Curbside_dental 2019-12-26
Shit that looks like my wife.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-26
Before or after she met you
1 Curbside_dental 2019-12-26
Before. She was always bushy.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-26
How much she got down there now
1 Curbside_dental 2019-12-26
Still shrubbery. Still needs a hedge clipper.
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-12-26
That really does look like your wife! How is she, by the way?
1 Curbside_dental 2019-12-26
Grouchy yet accomplished and wants more kids. So the usual.
1 WineDine69stein 2019-12-26
Lmao someone linked r/badwomensanatomy on a porn sub