The king of spergy fucks who attempts to sound sexy:
One of the hottest things a woman can do for me as a guy is to show her consent, her free and willing sexuality. "Do it. Fuck me" while looking me in the eyes when she saw me hesitate, not sure if she wanted that was so arousing and freeing. At the end of the day you can't and shouldn't force him to do it if he isn't comfortable, but maybe play up that you find it hot. Maybe during an awake sexy session have it be an afterglow comment after he/you cum "this body is yours anytime, day or night". If its something you're into and he's open to it, make it fun! Seduce him! Tell him you hope one day he'll just take you and you dream of waking up to being fucked, waking up with him inside you. If a man can get over being intimidated by it, seeing a woman flex her sexual agency can drive us wild!
chuckles Dirty talk is definitely one of my favorite aspects of the sexual dance. I believe good sex should be mentally and emotionally engaging for both parties. I love encouraging dirty talk in my partner, one of my favorites is, especially if I've already gotten her off, "Please cum in me, Sir". Shit maybe I'm part vampire or something but being invited in, pleaded in like that by a hungry, happy, wanting partner puts me over the edge every time, sometimes I cant cum without that extra dirty talk push.
Girls don't really like this. They think it sounds sexy until it actually happens in real life. When you wake up you're tired, angry, and need to piss. Not really optimal status to start doing it.
Ugh “sexy times.” These vile creatures. Hopefully some venture capitalist comes up with a way to transport these mouth breathing mini van sized fucks directly to a death camp whenever reddit speak is detected.
Literally what’s the issue. You ask them about it, talk about boundaries beforehand, and then once you get the go ahead, you get to slip into bed at 2 am, push the underwear aside, and set your cock on course for nighty night pussy
If he thinks it’s creepy then you don’t need to change his mind. You already let him know you’re okay with it but he let you know he isn’t. If he suggested a new kink but you didn’t want to do it because it seemed creepy then would you want him to try to persuade and convince you to change your mind? Just because it’s a kink/fetish of your doesn’t mean he must do it
the tables have turned. she's the male feminist now.
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1 aduketsavar 2019-12-27
Maybe she should hang out with male feminists
1 lolcows64 2019-12-27
The fact that she wants it ruins it for them
1 collectijism 2019-12-27
Same here
1 GeminiRocket 2019-12-27
Everybody does that
1 SlimjobDopamine 2019-12-27
Foids: looking at me is rape.
Also foids:
1 butwhydoesreddit 2019-12-27
2019 and boys like you still can’t understand consent
1 lolcows64 2019-12-27
Looking at me is rape and thats a good thing
1 bigfartguy 2019-12-27
this is the radical centrist approach
1 TanksAreLit 2019-12-27
Foids are asking for it, but just not asking uggos
1 Lysis10 2019-12-27
All she needs to do is try to change his political views to lolbertarian and POOF she got herself a bonafide rapist.
1 capnfappin 2019-12-27
But she's 23
1 cfbWORKING 2019-12-27
And female
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-27
Those poor sheets. Anyone with the name of "purplepanda" weighs > 250 lbs has sharted more than once in bed, I guarantee it.
1 cfbWORKING 2019-12-27
Any foid with out pics on gone wild that post on reddit probably weigh more than me
1 Slump_o 2019-12-27
more than 135? Still could be hot tho
1 Welcome_to_Brotact 2019-12-27
The smell. You didnt think of the smell you bitch
1 -M-o-X- 2019-12-27
one more reason for the pile why anyone incapable of bedding a foid should just be sterilised
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-12-27
Its not rape if she asks for it tbh
1 200iqBigBrain 2019-12-27
big yikes
1 imadethistoshitpostt 2019-12-27
Dis. Only ethical sex is between butch dykes.
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-27
The king of spergy fucks who attempts to sound sexy:
1 cfbWORKING 2019-12-27
/r/dirtpenpals regular no doubt
1 dramasexual 2019-12-27
my vagina snapped shut and sealed itself reading this guy's """dirty talk"""
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-12-27
Please cum in me, sir.
1 dramasexual 2019-12-27
help
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-12-27
Imagine having sex with a Redditor lmao🤢
1 BannedAccountNumber6 2019-12-27
Imagine a girl saying this mid sex in a deadpan monotone ass voice hahaha it has me dying laughing
1 wow___justwow 2019-12-27
nothing hotter in the throes of passion than hesitation, believe me
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-12-27
Why do all redditors talk like this? It’s so fucking gay. “My SO and I were gonna get down for a sexy session”
1 cakeisgreat 2019-12-27
They’re a bunch of weak willed effeminate losers trying to sound like they fuck.
1 Paradiso_1337 2019-12-27
This
1 fuckedupridiculant 2019-12-27
Girls don't really like this. They think it sounds sexy until it actually happens in real life. When you wake up you're tired, angry, and need to piss. Not really optimal status to start doing it.
1 FiteMeNow 2019-12-27
Lol you're just a low value male.
I'm what they call a Chad and my gfs have always been wet whether i got verbal consent or not.
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-12-27
my boomer partner would often wake me up with one hand on my dick and the other putting his fingers in my mouth, hot af
1 FiteMeNow 2019-12-27
uhhh are you gay?
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-12-27
theres nothing gay about appreciating the male boomer form as a male
1 FiteMeNow 2019-12-27
at least go for the zoomer son, not the crusty boomer dick
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-12-27
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1 TheProfessor316 2019-12-27
Ugh “sexy times.” These vile creatures. Hopefully some venture capitalist comes up with a way to transport these mouth breathing mini van sized fucks directly to a death camp whenever reddit speak is detected.
1 TrailerParkRide 2019-12-27
peak redditor 🤢🤢🤢
1 Platycel 2019-12-27
I literally never had a GF who said no when I asked her about it.
It's hot af cmv
1 Arbys_Official 2019-12-27
I feel like these people are fat and it disgusts me.
1 mrmarfanman 2019-12-27
Literally what’s the issue. You ask them about it, talk about boundaries beforehand, and then once you get the go ahead, you get to slip into bed at 2 am, push the underwear aside, and set your cock on course for nighty night pussy
1 dramasexual 2019-12-27
the tables have turned. she's the male feminist now.