This is why we need mayocide.

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If you find yourself comparing politics to sex you should neck yourself, because you're clearly doing both wrong.

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I know a certain person with a masters degree that would be very interested

"Anti-Evil Operations"

I have no comment

This is just another way of saying the ministry of truth

I don't even care how they act. The name is so blatantly cliche, so straightforward it hurts my brain

It is just such a perfect representation of the reddit admins.

The communists are done for

This is the most Soy job description I’ve ever read, imagine unironically posting this title to a Job board and thinking that’s professional

The whole "anti-evil" movement is just inherently a joke. It's such a childish perspective to hold. Ah yes, that's something I don't like! It's therefore EVIL!

I applied. First day on the job if I get it is to shadowban all mtfs.

Based

Rude! ;v;

I thought you were MtB?

I was never not a bird. :v

Ravens are the hecking n-slurs of birds.

Corvids are the most intelligent species of avian to exist, birdbrain.

If doing it for more than free, you’re not a Janny

Just applied as a gay black, Native American Latino, hope I get assigned to police Drama

You need to be a retarded black tranny just to pass the first phase screening

Bussy pics is basically the take home test part

because we do business with the government

🤔

The Chink government

My 70 year old godfather (who has degrees in history and theology) did it it for free when he was doing some more study, but he got headhunted to become a paid janny so that lecturers don't have to waste their time answering inane questions and silencing troublemakers.

Boomers do it F O R C A S H.

Big tech: where you can have a PhD in cs and work customer service to have big tech on your resume.

Ability to work night shift

Haha they only let them in the office after all the whites have left haha basement dwellers are not people hahaha

I WILL PAY YOU 15 BUCKS AN HOUR PLUS BENEFITS TO BE A REDDIT VILLAIN

That's right, no more "anti evil operations" it's time for villainy to take control. Your job will be presented to you in audiotape and or postage upon your recruitment. your main goal will be shitposting, drama stirring and general anti-anti evil operations.

Requirements:

-ability to read at a grade school level (sorry mods)

-have internet access

-ability to work 52 hours straight with breaks, 1 lunch, and smoke breaks.

-be on call 24/7

pros:

-you get a sweet villain name of your choice

-healthcare and dental plans

-company vehicles for onsite villainy

-a dominate workplace that will leave you sore after just an hour (what a challenge!)

cons:

-you will probably disappear in a week