Man who touches children's genitals for a living gets #canceled for being a freak

1  2019-12-27 by xXKinkShamerXx

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Sorry man. This isn't halal. You're going to have to remove it.

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The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.

The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.

He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.

"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'

The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".

"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."

We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:

"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."

The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.

The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."

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Jfc the first time I I look at today

Why does that lady look like a 5 dollar hooker

"lady"

Mx. Jacobs

Mx.

oh god are you fucking serious

his response to being told to open his blouse was to say he was "genderqueer" and thus "not comfortable" with his tiddies out

because, you know, real women just love busting out their tits for any old-ass creep who asks. if you don't like doing that, you're just not a woman.

Oh gxd are yxu fucking serious

Ftfy

mcgruff the crime cat alt??

Salgado questioned the veracity of genderqueer people and insisted that, as a transgender woman, she should dress in an openly sexual manner.

Most based.

Isn’t it kinda fuckin nuts that jewish people would adopt a Palestinian child and televise his transition?

almost makes you think

Jazz is a human victory cigar

oy vei

Mx. Jacobs did my surgery he is very good at his job and I'm pleased with the results

Absolutely Lynchian

In one disturbing instance, Salgado rearranged a patients’ removed penis into the shape of a heart, and captioned it, “There are many ways to show your LOVE.” Hashtags included “#whatisthat” and “#whatthef*ck.”

Based.