In the worlds of D&D, words and music are not just vibrations of air, but vocalizations with power all their own. The bard is a master of seriousposting, autism and the magic they contain. Bards say that hatespeech was spoken into existence, that the words of the pepes gave it shape, and that echoes of these primordial Power Words still resound throughout the cosmos. The music of bards is an attempt to snatch and harness those echoes, subtly woven into their reports and bans.
The greatest strength of bards is their sheer versatility. Many bards prefer to stick to the sidelines in combat, using their autism to inspire their allies with pictures of hot bussy and hinder their foes from a distance. But bards are capable of defending themselves in melee if necessary, using their magic to bolster their swords and armor. Their spells lean toward charms and illusions rather than blatantly destructive spells (i.e. spamming racial slurs and telling posters to safety check themselves). They have a wide-ranging knowledge of many subjects and a natural autism that lets them pretend to do almost anything well. Bards become masters of the talents they set their minds to perfecting.
He can’t just say he’s Christian. He needs to be baptized and renounce his previous faith. Is it worth it just to have sex with a woman he just met on the streets of Memphis, Tennessee? That’s for you viewers to decide. Back to you, Bob...
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1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-12-28
Look at the comments!
1 bebackinanhourorso 2019-12-28
I did, and I'm not sure why you wanted me to.
1 somestupidname1 2019-12-28
I liked the part when he was walking in Memphis. Thanks for sharing see you at grandma's for New Years xoxo
1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-28
In the worlds of D&D, words and music are not just vibrations of air, but vocalizations with power all their own. The bard is a master of seriousposting, autism and the magic they contain. Bards say that hatespeech was spoken into existence, that the words of the pepes gave it shape, and that echoes of these primordial Power Words still resound throughout the cosmos. The music of bards is an attempt to snatch and harness those echoes, subtly woven into their reports and bans.
The greatest strength of bards is their sheer versatility. Many bards prefer to stick to the sidelines in combat, using their autism to inspire their allies with pictures of hot bussy and hinder their foes from a distance. But bards are capable of defending themselves in melee if necessary, using their magic to bolster their swords and armor. Their spells lean toward charms and illusions rather than blatantly destructive spells (i.e. spamming racial slurs and telling posters to safety check themselves). They have a wide-ranging knowledge of many subjects and a natural autism that lets them pretend to do almost anything well. Bards become masters of the talents they set their minds to perfecting.
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1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2019-12-28
Tell me, are you a Christian child
Ma'am I am tonight
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-12-28
He can’t just say he’s Christian. He needs to be baptized and renounce his previous faith. Is it worth it just to have sex with a woman he just met on the streets of Memphis, Tennessee? That’s for you viewers to decide. Back to you, Bob...
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2019-12-28
You bring up some great points. My point is, when I'm singing karaoking that song I scream that part.
Nobody in Asia knows that song, but it's in their song book, so I'm gonna rock it
1 Ultrashitposter 2019-12-28
more like Wanking in Memphis
1 Chapo_Landlords 2019-12-28
Memphis is a shithole!!!
1 Richard__Mongler 2019-12-28
unironically a great song. zoomers need not reply