Or keep drunkenly doing it without any sober reflection or conversion on the matter. It's like being an Alzheimer's patient, but with boning people you probably shouldn't bone.
The one time I slept with a friend's girlfriend it blew up in my face so massively that I've sworn off it for now, and now I feel like I've missed out on a lot.
You haven't. I've lost so many incredible friends because I was a fucking degenerate coomer that slept with everyone's gf and destroyed beautiful relationships that had been cultivated over years.
Seriously sometimes shit just happens. You get drunk, fuck a friend, and then the next day everything's back to normal and it's like it never even happened.
I've also had friends give me lap dances and I almost never saw it as anything more than them being just drunk and having fun. The only one who tried to take it too far was this gay black friend I had who was into me at the time.
Unfortunately Allah cursed me with a distaste for bussy and so it was never meant to be.
Last edit since you guys are a lovely bunch; would it make you all feel better if I flat out said I would've gone all the way if it wasn't for the unfortunate situation? Because I would have.
She basically says she would have banged him. But because reddit is full of sex-starved losers they think there's no way a moid could ever be responsible for not having sex with someone so she must have friendzoned him.
She brought him back to his place, put on lingerie, and gave him a lap dance, then he went home? And these losers seriously think she friendzoned him? If anything he friendzoned her, but im sure they'll hook up later.
It sounds like all he did the whole night was laugh and tease
That’s fine but at some point you have to grab her hip hard and pull her into you and make it serious, not this goofy laughing teasing shit. That’s cute when you’re in class together but after dinner and drinks, you gotta be a man.
Bonus:
Every reddit foid that talks about being a foid and her experiences as a foid ALWAYS posts actual pictures of themselves on reddit, as if it’s Facebook or Instagram. The only one who doesn’t is HardIsLife because she’s too based for that
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1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-12-28
Idk half the dudes bashing her sound like they’ve never had a FWB or just hooked up with someone they know then pretend like it didn’t happen later.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-12-28
I am shocked by this revelation.
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-12-28
you haven't lived until you've had a regrettable drunken shag and then gradually iced the person out of your life without ever addressing what you did
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-12-28
Or keep drunkenly doing it without any sober reflection or conversion on the matter. It's like being an Alzheimer's patient, but with boning people you probably shouldn't bone.
1 Railered 2019-12-28
This is why I stopped drinking
1 -KneesToTheBreeze 2019-12-28
I hate people who just quit things because they’re difficult. It’s disgusting.
1 Giulio-Cesare 2019-12-28
Shit, that was pretty much my exact situation with a friend's girlfriend back in college.
Even afterwards nothing changed between us whenever we saw each other and hung out sober.
1 CarefulExamination 2019-12-28
The one time I slept with a friend's girlfriend it blew up in my face so massively that I've sworn off it for now, and now I feel like I've missed out on a lot.
1 Moist___ 2019-12-28
Your a faggot
1 CarefulExamination 2019-12-28
yeah that too tbh
1 Giulio-Cesare 2019-12-28
You haven't. I've lost so many incredible friends because I was a fucking degenerate coomer that slept with everyone's gf and destroyed beautiful relationships that had been cultivated over years.
If I could take it all back, I would.
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1 GM739 2019-12-28
Imagine being an emotional faggot.
2 Giulio-Cesare 2019-12-28
It's hard work, fam.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-12-28
They’re better off without you tho
3 Giulio-Cesare 2019-12-28
Oh for sure. I'm well aware of that.
1 OniTan 2019-12-28
That's called squirting and it's just piss.
1 Elite_AI 2019-12-28
just yeet my life fam
1 companyfry 2019-12-28
Can I put this on my LinkedIn?
1 tallcelvolcel 2019-12-28
Ugly: not even once
1 Giulio-Cesare 2019-12-28
Seriously sometimes shit just happens. You get drunk, fuck a friend, and then the next day everything's back to normal and it's like it never even happened.
I've also had friends give me lap dances and I almost never saw it as anything more than them being just drunk and having fun. The only one who tried to take it too far was this gay black friend I had who was into me at the time.
Unfortunately Allah cursed me with a distaste for bussy and so it was never meant to be.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-12-28
I removed this comment. Being straight is not okay, and if I could I would ban you for it.
1 ScrotRots 2019-12-28
⬆️This⬆️
1 Giulio-Cesare 2019-12-28
Please forgive me for my sins, if you can; I'll say seven Hail Bussy's tonight before I go to sleep as atonement for my degeneracy.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-12-28
I will reapprove your post then, as you have shown the right contrition for your failures.
1 Shubard75 2019-12-28
Allah doesn't approve of this, you know.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-12-28
You really have a way with words
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-12-28
Ty, except autocorrect put a fucking "let's" in there.
1 DutchRight 2019-12-28
I think it comes from 4ch, saw it a lot on pol lately
1 Chapo_Landlords 2019-12-28
Best mod
1 GenesisStryker 2019-12-28
I know, right!?
1 yetanotherbaldcunt 2019-12-28
Virgil, God Emperor of the Friendzone, first of his name, holder of the bluest balls in all the realm...
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1 yetanotherbaldcunt 2019-12-28
Virgil, God Emperor of the Friendzone, first of his name, keeper of the bluest balls in all the realm...
1 tenebrous_cloud 2019-12-28
Hell hath no fury like a redditor that can't get a casual lap dance from a friend
1 TanksAreLit 2019-12-28
Doesn't even sound casual, I beat they'll smash later this week
1 FreeDory 2019-12-28
chade from tinder knew she was coo coo
1 CarefulExamination 2019-12-28
She basically says she would have banged him. But because reddit is full of sex-starved losers they think there's no way a moid could ever be responsible for not having sex with someone so she must have friendzoned him.
1 katamaripenis 2019-12-28
mfs fuming saying he’s clearly in love wit her for having a drunk hookup lol
1 TanksAreLit 2019-12-28
She brought him back to his place, put on lingerie, and gave him a lap dance, then he went home? And these losers seriously think she friendzoned him? If anything he friendzoned her, but im sure they'll hook up later.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-12-28
%100 Long Conning it, or the rare actual just a friend who didn't think of her sexually until now and is trying to process it and readjust
1 TanksAreLit 2019-12-28
Unironically have sex incel
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-12-28
How is that your take away from me saying when women throw themselves at you all the time sometimes you don't act on it.
Like it's a horrible thing for them because Foids can't cope with being turned down
1 brapmaster3000 2019-12-28
Or he's just alpha negging her.
1 OniTan 2019-12-28
They're white knighting for other guys dicks.
1 tHeSiD 2019-12-28
May Allah forgive me but I side with the foid on this one.. He didn't make any moves!
1 tHeSiD 2019-12-28
You say that but what of he did and then she claims rape??
1 tHeSiD 2019-12-28
Yeah but she wasnt blackout drunk m8, just tipsy I think she could have decided whether to or not to
1 tHeSiD 2019-12-28
<<article link>>
1 tHeSiD 2019-12-28
<<<endless bickering>>>
1 forseti911 2019-12-28
It be like that.
1 TanksAreLit 2019-12-28
One drop of alcohol and the foid loses any sense of responsibility
1 YourGreatDarshFace 2019-12-28
Didn't the one drop rule use to mean something different?
1 TanksAreLit 2019-12-28
Sorry I'm not a MDEgenerate
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-12-28
Ok incel
1 MasterLawlzFan 2019-12-28
Go raise other peoples kids hodor 😏
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-12-28
Only an incel would see your comment as an offense
1 TRIHARD_FROM_KOREA 2019-12-28
Mods, please ban RaisingAnotherMansKidsForLove. Seriously, really fuckin tawk
1 MasterLawlzFan 2019-12-28
Ban anyone giving advice
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-12-28
A Korean incel? Sounds like an oxymoran to me.
1 Infidel6 2019-12-28
Loving this new bit, Hodor. Keep it up 😍👌
1 DutchRight 2019-12-28
It's a burger foid, he'd be in jail
1 MG87 2019-12-28
Isn't he the one that said "show me?" If that isn't an invitation to fuck I don't know what is
1 women_arent_human 2019-12-28
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-12-28
Lmao
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-12-28
Yeah, I side with the foid
It sounds like all he did the whole night was laugh and tease
That’s fine but at some point you have to grab her hip hard and pull her into you and make it serious, not this goofy laughing teasing shit. That’s cute when you’re in class together but after dinner and drinks, you gotta be a man.
Bonus:
Every reddit foid that talks about being a foid and her experiences as a foid ALWAYS posts actual pictures of themselves on reddit, as if it’s Facebook or Instagram. The only one who doesn’t is HardIsLife because she’s too based for that
1 Foreverfasting 2019-12-28
So because she didn't actually fuck him she's a bitch now?
1 TanksAreLit 2019-12-28
Welcome to the mind of the Reddit coomer
1 ReadySetCrusade 2019-12-28
pretty obvious that girl wanted to fucked him, dramacels living up to the name
1 TanksAreLit 2019-12-28
Just the retarded op, everyone else is siding with the foid
1 ScrotRots 2019-12-28
I'm going to the strip club right now to yell at all the ungrateful whores for friend zoning me.
Lap dance means anal!!
1 Caladan_Mood 2019-12-28
Based