I’m on a date and this foid owns a pit bull what do (legal only pls)

1  2019-12-29 by Chapo_Landlords

20 comments

dating a foid

CRINGE AND BLUEPILLED

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The problem is that 1) you possess a sheep mentality and are unable to think or exercise logic of your own free will, and in fact are not even capable of thought outside the societal norms you've been indoctrinated with, 2) science has not yet caught up with the subtle levels of energy of which the occult and other metaphysical phenomenon occur, and 3) even if you were capable of free thought and science were able to measure these phenomenon, you are not intelligent enough to comprehend any of it.

I mean, I could try explaining it to you. But is it worth my time? You are already of the mindset that jerking off to tranny porn is completely harmless so long as the men have makeup on. It seems their agenda has done permanent damage to your mind and you are beyond reach.

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Ask if her dog is willing to share

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Give them chocolate

Ask to see it’s penis. If she says it is female act freaked out and tell her that you do not believe her.

How many dates in are you

1

Then fuck the dog first, make her jealous

Ask the dog if she likes it ruff

Fuckin lol

Bail. Foids and pibbies are a no-go my bro

Exactly. Her parents (if in the picture) are dirt poor mongoloids, and she hasn't decided to break the cycle. NEXT.

Tell her that recent research on reddit tells you that most white women fuck dogs. Ask her if it's true.

Don't attack her and she won't attack you back. Pibbles are the best weapon if you're not allowed to carry a gun, and 97% of attacks are provoked. I'd buy one if I didn't live in a free state.

Nah, you can get a lot of breeds that are almost as good at home/personal defense and much less likely to maul the neighbor kid to death. Doberman, Mastiff, Boxer, etc. Pibbles are a liability.

Tell her that pitbulls while only 13% of the dog population account for 50% of dog maulings.

Then tell her she should really consider having the dog put down.

Feed it some chocolate before it eats someone.