The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.
The angriest member of the zoomer defense force has a pants shitting issue, to the surprise of no one. Big black girl shitting her too tight khakis lmao
In all fairness tho, that was a pretty embarrassing showing of drama posters in there. We look like an edgy meme sub. Do better.
Hahaha you actually should! Please do it, I’m unironically begging you
Could you describe the smell some more in the next one? I was able to picture visuals but not smells so much. Details about your diet the previous few days, water intake, and time elapsed since last BM would be beneficial too.
This was just retards taking bait from the lamest of the token wannabe edgelords that dwell here. I can't imagine how'd they react to the fuckery that goes on in this sub. They can't even handle a dumb twat yapping incessantly as if anybody cares what she or the retards in that thread think
This was just retards taking bait from the lamest of the token wannabe edgelords that dwell here. I can't imagine how'd they react to the fuckery that goes on in this sub. They can't even handle a dumb twat yapping incessantly as if anybody cares what she or the retards in that thread think
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1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-12-29
ZOOMERS OUT!
1 Slopijoe_ 2019-12-29
Zoomers on suicide watch just seeing the sub for the first time? I'm ashamed of this generations.
1 Curbside_dental 2019-12-29
I promise anyone here I can find something wrong with you that you deserve to be bullied for.
You can probably do the same for me.
It's why I'm here.
1 R0saParkinsons 2019-12-29
Being on reddit is enough reason.
1 Vanocthaes 2019-12-29
And r/drama of all places
1 MrPanFriedNoodle 2019-12-29
Why didn't u reply to my comment earlier why
1 Curbside_dental 2019-12-29
Sorry friend I missed it.
3 MrPanFriedNoodle 2019-12-29
It's okay, I still think you're a swell guy
1 XylTheGryphon 2019-12-29
God this is gonna be common slang spoken IRL soon isn't it? I have no hope.
1 TothB 2019-12-29
wow cringe you don't get it woosh cringe cringe normie cringe haha guys look at this boomer over here who doesn't get it wooooosh
1 Dilated_scabgina 2019-12-29
Just wait until you here someone say “R Slash” in real life
1 ConcreteAddictedCity 2019-12-29
When would anyone say that except when referring to a subreddit?
1 ConcreteAddictedCity 2019-12-29
Wasn't it originally? I've been using "woosh" like that for a decade
1 Platycel 2019-12-29
/r/woosh
1 Lychosand 2019-12-29
Oh fuck I'm gunnnnnaaaa WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
1 MasterLawlzFan 2019-12-29
Cool trend lol
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-12-29
The angriest member of the zoomer defense force has a pants shitting issue, to the surprise of no one. Big black girl shitting her too tight khakis lmao
In all fairness tho, that was a pretty embarrassing showing of drama posters in there. We look like an edgy meme sub. Do better.
2 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-12-29
https://removeddit.com/r/shitmypants/comments/alybnm/shit_myself_while_retrieving_my_wallet/
1 BigBlackGothBitch 2019-12-29
It’s hilarious that I’m the mad one and not yalls little roaches DMing me. Stay mad! I find it hilarious
1 ShitTornadoToOz 2019-12-29
I find it hilarious that you shit your pants.
2 BigBlackGothBitch 2019-12-29
To be fair, they were shorts
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1 retardedjewboy69 2019-12-29
please dm me nudes if youre over 18 if not please just upvote me
1 BannedAccountNumber6 2019-12-29
Yo whaddup gurl, so I hear you fat af?
See I kinda have this fetish of a BIG OLE black girl whipping me and force feeding me fried chicken, think you could help?
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-12-29
Were they too tight khakis tho? Just trying to visualize the scene better
2 BigBlackGothBitch 2019-12-29
I’m gonna make another post with better detail, don’t worry
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-12-29
Hahaha you actually should! Please do it, I’m unironically begging you
Could you describe the smell some more in the next one? I was able to picture visuals but not smells so much. Details about your diet the previous few days, water intake, and time elapsed since last BM would be beneficial too.
1 BigBlackGothBitch 2019-12-29
Done. Anything else?
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-12-29
That’s all! Thank you so much!
0 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2019-12-29
Don't shit your pants, it smells and makes a mess.
2 BigBlackGothBitch 2019-12-29
Don’t tell me what to do you fucking fascist I’m shitting myself as we speak
3 DeweaponizedAutism 2019-12-29
Based
1 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2019-12-29
Fascism is telling people not to shit themselves
1 Platycel 2019-12-29
I mean
3 goldfish_memories 2019-12-29
dude bussy lmao amirite
0 Burnnoticelover 2019-12-29
Would you like to tell him?
1 GeminiRocket 2019-12-29
Hit too close to home.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-12-29
This was just retards taking bait from the lamest of the token wannabe edgelords that dwell here. I can't imagine how'd they react to the fuckery that goes on in this sub. They can't even handle a dumb twat yapping incessantly as if anybody cares what she or the retards in that thread think
1 TothB 2019-12-29
This was just retards taking bait from the lamest of the token wannabe edgelords that dwell here. I can't imagine how'd they react to the fuckery that goes on in this sub. They can't even handle a dumb twat yapping incessantly as if anybody cares what she or the retards in that thread think
1 HyperIceCube 2019-12-29
If you use tik tok over the age of 18 you are a pedophile.