I know this is a tough time of year for you all and I want to help. I believe, given the amount of coping and seething you have been filling our great sub with on a daily basis, that many of you are suffering from a condition known as CSAD.

What is CSAD you are asking? CSAD is Cuffing Season Affectiveness Disorder. It affects incels of all ages and retardation levels and is a serious issue facing the incel community. Given this, I have a solution...

What Vitamin D light would you like to see the sub install? I've collected some various models on amazon to propose for our mods to add to the sub along with my conments on the benefits, and negatives, of each one.

Model #1

https://www.amazon.com/Verilux-HappyLight-Compact-Personal-Portable/dp/B00K08ZDBI/ref=mp_s_a_1_7?keywords=vitamin+d+lamp&qid=1577558936&sprefix=vitamin+d+l&sr=8-7

The Verilux Happy Light.

The Verilux Happy light is not only compact and portable, but also, affordable! This $30 10000 Lux light allows our incels to transport their happiness to whatever sub they visit. Thereby reducing the cope and seethe they inflict upon others. Thw big negative of this light is that it has a very generic design which could further depress our more aesthetically oriented incels.

Model #2

https://www.amazon.com/Circadian-Optics-Lattis-Therapy-Spectrum/dp/B078KFCN1N/ref=mp_s_a_1_16?keywords=vitamin+d+lamp&qid=1577559158&sprefix=vitamin+d+l&sr=8-16

The Circadian Optocs Latis therapy light is our entry from the very establoshed Circadian Optics brand. This breathtaking light will fit in with almost any room even when turned off and is sure to be a great conversation piece for the dwelling space of any of our incels who manage to ascend. The negative of this light is its price. At $70 it is quite out of reach of the SSI budget that most of our mods and incels are forced to comply with.

Model #3

https://www.amazon.com/Miroco-Therapy-Adjustable-Brightness-Function/dp/B07VTV6GG4/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=vitamin+d+light&qid=1577594584&sr=8-3

I believe this model to be the happy medium of the vitamin D light family. For $49 not only do you get the 10000 lux feature of model #1 but you also get a design capable of fitting most rooms, and reddit subs, without clashing too much with any design theme

So, incels of /r/drama, what light that I have featured do you believe would best treat your CSAD? I welcome any comments, positive or negative!