Best jannie.

One of the few people from r/Iowa I dont wish to be run over by a combine.

Go hawks

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I still wanna believe you've never been to Iowa

happy new year mod

you too homey

One sexy modflex ngl

that said - the guys who responded were heroes.

the guy who was shot, he sadly, wasn't well enough trained to draw faster. He hesitated because he didn't want to kill anyone, jsut like all legal concealed carry permit holders.

Its hard, he was trying to be a good Christian and not take a life needlessly and lost his because of it. Really tragic stuff.

dont get me wrong, im sure a few were elmer fudds jerking off to this moment. But in all reality most are just church going folk trying to do right the best they know.

Absolutely. Most people dont wake up and go to church thinking they're going to have to kill a man.

They may not expect it,but they are prepared

I mean, hell yeah dude. The right and honor to defend yourself and your loved ones is something that has seemed to be lost in the annals of time recently. Rightoids are unironically right about lifting and learning skilled hobbies like wood working and mechanical work, it keeps the senses keen for instances like this and gives you a sense of priority.

does cannibalising Jesus count?

thinking these Texans are Catholic

They are tolerated

you say texan i say heretic

License all guns 😤😤

If you license them. The government owns them and you just rent from the government

Same as with marriage licenses 😤

Men would save a lot of money if they just rented women.

truuu

btw, shameless shilling: The Talos Principle is currently free at epic game store and I fucking love it. https://i.imgur.com/aOJKc3S.png is actually a very clever way to make simple chatbots fail the Turing test and that tingled me in all the right ways!

Inshallah

The gunman then fired at the man he gestured toward. The gunman fired again, at the man he had spoken to, before a member of the congregation returned fire with a handgun, immediately felling the attacker. Several other parishioners also produced handguns and trained them on the attacker.

Honestly, gun toting church goers felling a shooter makes me remember that america is pretty damn cool.

That headshot was pretty sick coming from an old guy.

Dude if you one shot kill a gunman and save your congregation, the gift baskets you’ll be getting in perpetuity are gonna be WILD

I'd expect a kuchen or two a week for the rest of my life.

Kuchen?

Cake

Yes but why ssay it in German?

It's a specific type of cake or pastry. Methodists and Germans make them.

Imagine naming your cake "cake".

If by gift baskets you mean old church lady gussy

You make it sound not great, but he’s an old church moid so it’s all gussy to him.

I implied nothing negative about dusting out Aunt Edith's belfry.

Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

bout to get crazy head

summer sausage for days

Fifty pounds of Blondie bars.

False flag for donations confirmed

I read he was retired FBI

I believe it. Look at him compared to the dude that stood up quickly and took 7 seconds to draw.

RIP to that dude though.

Proof that training is important, and carrying in anything but a hip holster is pure retardation.

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Your comment reads like Johnny Cash lyrics

For the stranger there amongst them had a big iron on his hip

Big iron on his hiiiiiiiiiiip

WARNING SERIOUSPOST:

Rip to that one guy, he just stood no chance :( I hope some fund raiser or something is made for his family

hearing that lady screaming "DADDY NO DADDY NO" after witnessing the brutal murder of her father was the most chilling part of watching that. id be fucked for life from that kind of trauma

Big iron on his hiiiiip

if you lived in the south johnny Cash was just their version of mumblecore, everything he said was 100% relate able, like walking hard

Don't mess with Texas

Except for east Texas, you can mess with that Hell hole all you want as far as I care.

The armpit of Texas.

Yeah, I hate litterers. (Puts trash in bin)

That's bad for acceleration

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They are a bunch of cowboy larpers.

Que dios te bendiga, amigo

(Stops one of dozens of mass shootings with only 1 casualty)

"We did it, America!"

(2 days later)

"Sigh. Reset the counter."

Damn he got fucking sniped in less than 2 seconds. Jesus himself must've guided that lead.

Ah the ultimate Jesus paradox, let's shotgun wielding madman into a church to kill parishioners for no reason, but also responsible for parishioners swiftly killing the agent of chaos he sent.

Is Jesus the true radical centrist messiah?

My gut says maybe.

Given that no suffering or joy in this life matters compared to the eternal afterlife, obviously the only reason God intervenes at all is to measure folks by sending agents of slaughter their way.

Heavenpilled

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Can we mod Jesus?

r/drama would be my new church if this happens.

those two dudes smoked weed one time, alright?

With free will people can act truly evil and removed from God

Based and Theologypilled

According to the witness, another church member — identified as a former FBI agent and part of the church’s security — shot the suspect.

Looks like we can thank the US government training more than the hand of god.

not believing the US government was created by God himself

I keep forgetting mayos are god's chosen people and everything they have was given to them by god. It's all these damn people in the past claiming they invented shit, taking all the credit away from god.

Not Mayos, only Americans.

this, but seriouspost.

The US was created by God's hand, the government was created by Satan to make it worse

More like the Dank State

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Cope

Imagine spending months preparing to get a high score only to be killed by some boomer a few seconds in lmao

Went to the wrong Christchurch

More like went to wrong state

Sometimes, God's plan includes unfathomable fuckery.

Attempting a mass shooting in rural Texas lol. Everyone in that church probably got at least five guns for Christmas.

White Settlement

rural

You're gonna make the real rural Texans ornery

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Lmao I just saw this on the news and Texas literally just a couple months ago, legalized having a concealed carry in religious places. If you had one brain cell, you’d think that since the law was so new and with all the church shootings recently, that anyone and everyone that has a gun, is taking that bitch to Sunday mass. Also this is going to be jack off material for NRAcels for months.

Also this is going to be jack off material for NRAcels for months.

The amount of cum already shot into the air over this is probably in the double digits in terms of gallons by now.

Good, I hope the NRAcels are 1/10th as hard for this as the libruls are about every single mass shooting

i literally know one entire Texan and he conceal carries at his bible church every Sunday

so, yes

White Settlement isn't rural lol. It is like right next to Fort Worth and considered part of the fourth biggest metropolitan area in the country. It is pretty much the furthest thing from rural. Conservative though? You bet your fucking ass it is.

We all think it's rural because it's called white settlement

As opposed to urban Black Chicago

You better stay strapped in black chicago

This is MAGA Country

In your best west African accent.

I get that. There has been a controversy recently trying to get the town's name changed.

Na, like down town New York is the furthest thing from rural, but yeah, white settlement definitely isn't rural.

I wish. I've never even gotten one gun for Christmas.

Got a gift card to the range that does most of the good LE and security training for my birthday once, though. Just encouraged me to spend even more on practice ammo.

In September, a new law came into effect in Texas that allowed licensed handgun owners to carry weapons in places of worship.

🤔

...a security guard returned fire with a handgun, immediately felling the attacker.

gun control legislation done right

video

I saw like three people reach for concealed firearms and I didn't even look that hard. Retard didn't stand a chance.

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I think after that, 7 more people reached for their guns.

Back in the 70s two black dudes tried to rob a Chicago cop bar. Robbing a places filled with fifty drunk cops. No open casket obvs.

Dude he fucking ICED him

Holy shit entire congregation was strapped.

Wasn't expecting sound holy shit 😱😫😱

retard woman screeching

Sounds like she's saying Daddy... If it's her dad it's understandable.

Like trying to shoot up a fucking gun show.

Based

he’s a pretty good guy

...for you

Guy in the blue sweater doesn't even care

Guard didn't even flinch

That's amazing. Is this too good to be true. Staging would be pretty easy if you were willing to die

False flag tbh

If you get your head busted like a watermelon for a false flag you've earned it.

Fucking prick. I'm not religious, but I hope shotgun guy gets raped by the devil

He is ascended

I hope he has to listen to a million hours of Jordan Peterson lectures in hell

Careful what you wish for, maybe that's his fetish.

Not with only one score, and with a fucking shotgun.

It's almost as bad as somehow being able to plant bombs in your high school, and then SOMEHOW failing to detonate them.

So season 7 of Justified looks pretty good.

great show overall imho

lmfao he got fucking iced

one tap

also shoutout to the retard that stood up fast af but took like 5 seconds to draw his gun

Man these livestream fails are getting crazier and crazier

News sites should be required to post the race of the shooter so that we know how to agendapost.

Ann Coulters Law

Coulter’s Law has been that it’s always a mayo for the last dozen shootings

Ah right those famous White Black Israelites, p %100 of my states shootings have been asians

if the race isn't mentioned, they're nonwhite.

What if it's a black nationalist incel?

Then we mod him

How I picture Texas churches

Gloria Patri, et filio, et spiritui sancto…motherfucker

So the morale of the story is never go to church and white people are all armed.

That name's a bit on the nose.

he got domed immediately lmao

I'm cummmmmiiiiiiiing

I guess the native's originally named it White Settlement, because it was the only group of white settlers surrounded by different native tribes. They're a very literal people.

The gunman fired again, at the man he had spoken to, before a member of the congregation acting as a security guard returned fire with a handgun, immediately felling the attacker. Several other parishioners also produced handguns and trained them on the attacker.

mfw

100% based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NAeF8CgpTE

God bless Arizona

You’re not a woman. You’re a tomboy at best.

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Based Texas.

How can one state be so based?

What was the name of the shooter? Looked like he has dredlocks in the video

What he the guy expect in a white Texas Church?

Reminds me of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Culwell_Center_attack

Btw, do we know what the motive of this one was yet?

if you analyse the video closely the shooter is wearing a trench coat and “head gear” that is clearly long black greasy hair… its a white pasty nerd who thought he was that game Hatred

do we know what the motive of this one was yet?

There have been several attacks on places of worship in the last few years. Can you match a description of the event with the motive?

Event

• Stabbing at a Synagogue

• Shooting at a Mosque

• Shooting at a Christian Church

Motive

• Antisemitism

• Islamaphobia

• Motive Unclear

I thought the Synagogue one was more general 13/50 shit rather than antisemitism. Plus both sides are white this time.

Kill/death ratio 1:1. Fucking noobs.

2:1

I stand corrected. I read the earlier version where the other guy was still injured. It's better, but he's still got one of the lowest scores of 2019.

A real gamer would've got two with each shot.

Suicide by Texan

I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.

Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.

Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?

You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!

BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!

IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY

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Imagine trying to rob a texas bank only to realize all the people inside is licensed to arm and arm to teeth

Basically those 2 idiot robbing at the wrong state

What the hell is your problem with plurals

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Way more pews in that church than usual that day.

Does anyone know what denomination that church is?

Can we all just take a moment to recognize the guy in the middle of the video wearing the blue vest that seemed completely unfazed by the whole thing?

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here's the dude that killed the retard

Imagine being killed by Santa Claus

Four seconds. FOUR SECONDS. You cant even dial 911 that fast. This was over in FOUR SECONDS. This should be our rallying battle cry... FOUR SECONDS.

The National Association of Premature Ejaculators has the same rallying cry so you're definitely in good company.

/r/Drama is gradually turning into /r/CringeAnarchy v2.0, and this thread is proof of that.

Leave

What's with black people in the US this past week? Have they embraced the Day of the Rake?

Because of this, I think the place should not change its name.

Dude had a shotgun and fired twice. So he had an empty gun when he was shot -- which anyone who knows guns would have known. SUUUURE it would have been a massacre. It was a suicide, and the executioners were well-aware the shooting had stopped.

not knowing about shotguns that can hold more than two shells

Get out of here, europoor

Every church blog probably has the full gun details up.

So link 'em, europoor.

Probably believes in the 8 shot double barrel shotgun thats always in movies. Eurocels 🙄

please dont lump all of us eurotrash in with that retard

Even if that were true, it speeds up the legal process and saves money on capture, imprisonment and then capital punishment

You must weep every night that you weren't born as one of Vlad Drakul's merry men.

Damn right

Sorry I don’t watch Marvel

This is some peak ignorance of basic knowledge here.

he fired 3 times retard