You can fuck right off, the overarching plot suggesting that Peppa Pig is the hellscape of a schizoid's mind is incredible and the show is totally wasted on babies.
It's so mind numbing when I watch just one because they're all the fucking same. Good strong man does good thing at start of movie. Bad strong man appears. Bad strong man beats either good strong man or his friend in fight. Good strong man does some work. Bad strong man executes final stage of his evil plan. Good strong man beats bad strong man. ππππππππππ¦
But then theyβll try to argue how this movie totally isnt like that at all and how innovative it is, only to have the same bad guy, good guy plot as always
harry potter is perfectly fine as a dumb unchallenging book for children, which is what it will go back to being after all the terrible mid-twenties libtard obsessives finally get old. Marvel films, on the other hand, were created solely to pander to mid-twenties libtard obsessives. They have no redeeming qualities, and divorced from their cringy cultural context they lose almost all meaning
Marvel films, on the other hand, were created solely to pander to mid-twenties libtard obsessives
The three fucking rows of Marvel toys in your average toy store suggests otherwise. Just like Harry Potter, the adult fans are just terrible. Marvel is for developmentally arrested millennial men what Harry Potter is for their women.
If these people are allowed to life near a playground or say an elementary school, the local laws need to be changed. These predators are advertising their behavior.
They are not, we need to tart gatekeeping gender, if you can't bench 2 plates you are not a man, if you cannot calm a child you are not a woman, if you have a body fat % over 30 you are neither.
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1 ItsSugar 2019-12-30
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1 L-o-lPOLITICS 2019-12-30
I cant even make it through one of those movies without falling asleep. How could you watch that many movies with the same plot in a row
1 HyperIceCube 2019-12-30
Same reason kids can watch multiple episodes of peppa pig
1 Misissipi 2019-12-30
You can fuck right off, the overarching plot suggesting that Peppa Pig is the hellscape of a schizoid's mind is incredible and the show is totally wasted on babies.
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2019-12-30
Is it even better than /r/mylittlepony?
1 ClammyVagikarp 2019-12-30
Autism
1 exponentialism 2019-12-30
Not even an exaggeration, and I've only seen the ones that are meant to be the "best".
1 BlastMyBussy 2019-12-30
It's so mind numbing when I watch just one because they're all the fucking same. Good strong man does good thing at start of movie. Bad strong man appears. Bad strong man beats either good strong man or his friend in fight. Good strong man does some work. Bad strong man executes final stage of his evil plan. Good strong man beats bad strong man. ππππππππππ¦
1 L-o-lPOLITICS 2019-12-30
But then theyβll try to argue how this movie totally isnt like that at all and how innovative it is, only to have the same bad guy, good guy plot as always
1 HyperIceCube 2019-12-30
Marvel movies are unironcally the worst thing to ever be introduced to society
1 goldfish_memories 2019-12-30
Dunno, Harry potter seems pretty close
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-12-30
harry potter is perfectly fine as a dumb unchallenging book for children, which is what it will go back to being after all the terrible mid-twenties libtard obsessives finally get old. Marvel films, on the other hand, were created solely to pander to mid-twenties libtard obsessives. They have no redeeming qualities, and divorced from their cringy cultural context they lose almost all meaning
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-12-30
The three fucking rows of Marvel toys in your average toy store suggests otherwise. Just like Harry Potter, the adult fans are just terrible. Marvel is for developmentally arrested millennial men what Harry Potter is for their women.
1 goldfish_memories 2019-12-30
Harry potter has normalized smugness. Cmv
1 theworstever 2019-12-30
Thats anime
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-12-30
Except New Harry Potter movies aren't coming out every six months.
1 DangerNut 2019-12-30
If these people are allowed to life near a playground or say an elementary school, the local laws need to be changed. These predators are advertising their behavior.
1 DepravedMutant 2019-12-30
They look like kids, which is who should be watching this stuff to begin with
1 jimmerz28 2019-12-30
Every. Fucking. Time.
1 TanksAreLit 2019-12-30
Lmao look at that arm
1 Paradiso_1337 2019-12-30
I learned that these are all girls, too. What the fuck?
1 BigGreenGhost 2019-12-30
Wait what. I thought only the one on the left was a girl.
1 Kellere31 2019-12-30
(((Girl)))
1 aqouta 2019-12-30
They are not, we need to tart gatekeeping gender, if you can't bench 2 plates you are not a man, if you cannot calm a child you are not a woman, if you have a body fat % over 30 you are neither.
1 JLDupreeIII 2019-12-30
bears beets
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-12-30
Lmao maybe the one on the right is a fat troid.
1 htmlcoderexe 2019-12-30
This is advanced capeshitting
1 Frostfright 2019-12-30
Capeshitcels that do these weird marathons, especially the ones that paid to do it in a theater with a bunch of other smelly nerds frighten me
1 Asshat232 2019-12-30
So many "and what did it cost you" comments in that thread. Took me a while to realize that it must be some kind of reference.
Redditors are most un-original, brain-dead, walking cliches pieces of shits I have seen.
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2019-12-30
Movies are a complete waste of time. Capeshit or not.
1 Richard__Mongler 2019-12-30
They all look exactly like I thought they would
1 Spysix 2019-12-30
Ugh.