A watch collector without a Rolex, Omega, perpetual calendar, chronograph, diver, gmt, minute repeater, alarm, tourbillon, or even a fitness tracker gets butthurt when his "client" points out that his Patek collection (which he's usually too afraid to even wear) is all entry-level.

1  2019-12-30 by thowaway_throwaway

22 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2019-12-30

You're not even trying to be witty or anything, you're just circlejerking. How does it feel literally karma whoring, like, actually just being a human who cares enough to type multiple comments for no purpose except to draw a nearby majority's attention to the fact that you agree with them?

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1  GeminiRocket 2019-12-30

I kinda throw away 20$ so that he could give me some advice.

1  thowaway_throwaway 2019-12-30

Best Frederique Constant Hybrid automatic / smartwatch?

1  GeminiRocket 2019-12-30

No "Men's Issues"

1  Stenwalden 2019-12-30

Go to your local chinease joint and buy $18 worth of fortune cookies, string them in random order and pay some cunt on fiverr to read that aloud while screaming. Exact same result.

This way you can at least get some shitty chinease food.

1  LightUmbra 2019-12-30

Just get a timex.

1  brapmaster3000 2019-12-30

Watches are funko pops for boomers

1  Stenwalden 2019-12-30

Do even boomers care about watches? I thought they just collected properties.

1  thowaway_throwaway 2019-12-30

Archie fell in love with watches while reading American Psycho.

1  CarefulExamination 2019-12-30

Never in my life have I sat next to someone with a $30,000 watch and thought "damn I wish I was that guy".

1  dabmasterman69 2019-12-30

I'd just be tempted to steal it and pawn it.

1  wm20123 2019-12-30

The scary part is, 30,000 is nowhere near the most expensive watch you can buy. I've seen watches for sale in the half a million dollar range that didn't include a single precious gemstone.

1  gunowner63 2019-12-30

My god

1  mechakingghidorah 2019-12-30

You shut your zoomed mouth,watches are the only jewelry a man is afforded and you won’t take it from me.😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬

1  SendWhiskey 2019-12-30

Of all the things you could spend cash on, you buy tons of wrist watches that you can't wear all at one time? What a boomer move

1  thowaway_throwaway 2019-12-30

you can't wear all at one time?

Nick Hayek, the guy who created Swatch group would beg to differ.

1  Stenwalden 2019-12-30

✔️ Hum of the water heater in the basement

✔️ Shitty video quality

✔️ Some butthurt rando

✔️ Said retard screaming at the camera about some nonsense even his "audience" of 10 people does not give a fuck about.

Wow this really takes me back to the beginning of youtube. All it was missing was the video being split into multiple 5 minute long parts due to video length limits.

1  thowaway_throwaway 2019-12-30

Archie usually puts 5 minutes of stock footage at the end to pad it out to hit the magic 10 minute mark.

1  Rentokill_boy 2019-12-30

and I said, Fuck Off! I hate your guts. I WISH YOU WOULD DIE! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

what a great comeback

1  no_maps_no_plans 2019-12-30

Archie luxury is the only person I trust for watch related content. He's the quintessential boomer/SEA Sexpat/ deadbeat father/ shopping addict.

1  thowaway_throwaway 2019-12-30

He came out as just being a "method actor" who just pretends to be a retard boomer sexpat. But like Boogie, I think the "character" he plays is just as close to his real character as his "real" Youtube persona.

1  no_maps_no_plans 2019-12-30

Is he a character? Maybe. Are his finances garbage? Yes.