I've been gone for a week and a couple days, can someone give me a quick rundown of what I've missed out on in that time?

1  2019-12-30 by GeauxHouston22

thanks in advance. I was patronizing our lovely national parks service

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I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!

Snapshots:

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Masterlawlz killed himself by accident in a bionicle related accident.

/r/politics converted to full Republican after Bernie Sanders was caught raping a small black boy while shouting "TAKE IT YIU FILTHY NIGLET, THIS IS A DEMOCRATIC POUNDING"

Some tranny from a chapo sub killed himself by trying to attack youtube celebrity blaire white via gunshot wound.

Admins have allowed pinging in here again.

Masterlawlz killed himself

is this true? can someone confirm this?

I've got a bottle of ppay van winkle 12 year old lot B bourbon I've been saving for this day

12 year old lot B

Lol pleb, 25 or go home

Anything older than 12 and he isnt interested 😏

Some tranny from a chapo sub killed himself by trying to attack youtube celebrity blaire white via gunshot wound.

i had to look this one up because it sounded so plausible

Quick rundown: rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs

in contact with aliens

rumoured to possess psychic abilities

control france with an iron fist

own castles and banks all over the world

direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)

own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth

first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies

both brothers said to have 200+ IQ

ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now

The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church

They learned fluent French in under a week

Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.

In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Bog bang to the end of the universe

The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

there was a great thread the other day about a boomer trying to dox a kid because he btfo'd him in an ironic comment string.

I got banned from stupidpol

FUCK I can't believe I missed it because my wife wanted to go hiking

fuck these broads

Nothing but batshit gimmick posters

pizzashill is a pedophile

bill clinton is a rapist

infowars dot com

We all thought you were dead, held a funeral and everything. Nobody showed up.

damb

I'm sorry for your loss 😔

Lots of posts about consoomers, and a thread about some old fat guy bullying a literal teenager. Also a guy tried shooting up a church in Texas and got instantly headshotted by some boomer after he shot one guy, like half the congregation was strapped too.