I've been gone for a week and a couple days, can someone give me a quick rundown of what I've missed out on in that time?
1 2019-12-30 by GeauxHouston22
thanks in advance. I was patronizing our lovely national parks service
1 2019-12-30 by GeauxHouston22
thanks in advance. I was patronizing our lovely national parks service
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-30
I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!
Snapshots:
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1 Neon_needles 2019-12-30
Masterlawlz killed himself by accident in a bionicle related accident.
/r/politics converted to full Republican after Bernie Sanders was caught raping a small black boy while shouting "TAKE IT YIU FILTHY NIGLET, THIS IS A DEMOCRATIC POUNDING"
Some tranny from a chapo sub killed himself by trying to attack youtube celebrity blaire white via gunshot wound.
Admins have allowed pinging in here again.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-12-30
is this true? can someone confirm this?
I've got a bottle of ppay van winkle 12 year old lot B bourbon I've been saving for this day
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-12-30
Lol pleb, 25 or go home
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2019-12-30
Anything older than 12 and he isnt interested 😏
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-12-30
i had to look this one up because it sounded so plausible
1 BAZAKBAL_ 2019-12-30
Quick rundown: rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
in contact with aliens
rumoured to possess psychic abilities
control france with an iron fist
own castles and banks all over the world
direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
They learned fluent French in under a week
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Bog bang to the end of the universe
The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-12-30
there was a great thread the other day about a boomer trying to dox a kid because he btfo'd him in an ironic comment string.
I got banned from stupidpol
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-12-30
FUCK I can't believe I missed it because my wife wanted to go hiking
fuck these broads
1 redditisstupid79 2019-12-30
Nothing but batshit gimmick posters
1 hyledog 2019-12-30
pizzashill is a pedophile
bill clinton is a rapist
infowars dot com
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2019-12-30
We all thought you were dead, held a funeral and everything. Nobody showed up.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-12-30
damb
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2019-12-30
I'm sorry for your loss 😔
1 dabmasterman69 2019-12-30
Lots of posts about consoomers, and a thread about some old fat guy bullying a literal teenager. Also a guy tried shooting up a church in Texas and got instantly headshotted by some boomer after he shot one guy, like half the congregation was strapped too.