Hahaha, you were so butthurt you reported all my posts to the moderators too.

You win this one, I'm not allowed to make fun of you anymore. Enjoy living your internet life every day, goodbye.

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This post is trying a little bit too hard, I think you could write a more concise title

I was just trying to give you some constructive criticism for future posts

I apologize for my bad wording, I don't think it's a bad post, in fact you found some really good drama! I just think your titling could use some work but all in all you made a post you should feel proud of

Imagine taking effort to improve yourself on arr slash drama

No u

Anne’s favorite words to use conversationally are elementary-school insults. As we talked, she called people “buttheads” and “assholes” and “pigs” liberally

Get creative. You suck at this.

“I’m a parent. I don’t like bad behavior,” Anne

Ohhhhhhh don't upset the prude soccer moms of this internet forum

Anne’s rules forbid gendered insults, including bitch, obviously, but also dick, somewhat perplexingly. They forbid alpha and beta, because that dichotomy attracts the Red Pill crowd.

I am shaking in fear. This is the future, everyone. Say goodbye to freedom of speech

im shocked that she also forbids dick tbh. these kind of creatures usually dont pay lipservice to men.

makes sense

Is it politically incorrect to call a troid a dick?

how dare you suggest that only men can have dicks.

Future? She'll be dead of diabetes in 5 years max.

why would you get relationship advice from permavirgin redditors who’ve never even talked to a girl before

Owned them epic style XD

Very cool! Thanks

“I think I expected a bit of advice?” he said when interviewed by New York magazine, incredulous, or pretending to be. “I’ve no idea why it was shut down.”

....imagine being a well known newspaper and you have to resort to interviewing redditors

All of the r/relationships moderators can spot a troll post a mile away, Anne said. There are hallmarks.

😂😂😂😂😂😂 imagine thinking these retards can spot anything but obvious troll posts when most of the shit in their community is fanfiction

fanfiction =\= trollpost???

First day on reddit?

Nope, I remember your daughter's butthole before she started selling her skin like for nascar advertisements.

Ah, now those were the days...

Mods aren’t exactly the brightest people.

Michael estimates that 70 percent of the posts in r/relationships are about heterosexual couples. And this is, he admits, probably a result of the way the subreddit is moderated, combined with its reputation on Twitter, which influences “who knows about it, [and] who feels comfortable using it.” 

Yea. That must be the reason. It's all about moderation and not the fact that heterosexuals make up the default sexuality

It's really funny that they show a stat that over represents gay people by a factor of three and they still feel like they have to make excuses as to why it isn't more.

They better apologize for not properly appeasing the supremacy of bussy.

If you think 10% of the population are queeros you've been spending too much time in here.

It's less than, but I was just rounding.

Are we talking the general population, or millennial losers who'd ask /r/relationships for advice?

They're SEETHING because r/drama is 100% fags and trannys

“Compared to the rest of Reddit, which is a giant androgenic cesspool, we look biased in favor of females.”“Compared to the rest of Reddit, which is a giant androgenic cesspool, we look biased in favor of females.”

Well at least the tards admit to their bad behavior

“I’m a parent. I don’t like bad behavior,” Anne explained

“I removed something today because someone wrote ‘TL;DR: It’s a short post; read it,’” Anne said, laughing. “You know what? Fuck you.”

As we talked, she called people “buttheads” and “assholes” and “pigs” liberally

Anne explained. “they’ll post 15 pictures of a text-message exchange. I would rather roll naked in my own vomit.”

“It’s our subreddit; it’s our fiefdom"

Explains so much. So very much.

Anne has a handpicked team of three dozen people in various time zones, most of whom volunteer a few hours a week. One of them, Michael, lives in North Carolina and works as a pharmaceutical researcher. He started reading r/relationships in 2014 and was tapped as a moderator in 2017, after he helped track down a serial poster who was trying to game the karma system.

ROFL. "tapped" as a moderator as if he was given an important responsibility instead of being told to pick up shit for hours every week. For free.

>tfw internet jannies have more rigorous screening than DoD jobs

Yes, but they get paid less

What fucking psycho admits to being on Reddit, let alone being a moderator?!?

There is no fucking way this woman has custody of even visitation rights with children.

Of course she does. The only thing Family Court hates more than Reddit Moderators are (((moids)))

Whose worse? The people that write the articles or the people the articles about? I could see an argument either way

Journ*lists are significantly worse than J*nnies because the impact J*nnies have is at least contained to reddit instead of all of society.

Pretty sure the only people who'll ever see this article are reddit users. Journ*s also don't do it for free, unlike j*nnies.

Inside R/Relationships, the Unbearably Human Corner of Reddit

R/Relationships

r/foundlemobileuser hehehe 🤪

Jesus Christ. Anne sounds completely insufferable.

Mods are sociopaths, change my mind ✔️

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Where the fuck is my article in the Washington Post about Cumtown? I can tell them about the time in which I used the mod flair on literally all of my posts and also when I got a Chapo mod to unban me from Cumtown so I’d let him in.

This goes a long way to explaining why people stopped using /r/relationships and moved on to /r/relationship_advice. Look at the activity and amount of upvotes in relationships compared to its sub count from being an ex-default lmao

Any thread that’s linked to anywhere else online is shut down—including every post linked to in this article, as a result of this article.

So if I just cross-post every thread, even new ones with no comments they're instantly locked? Might decide to shut the sub down for a day then.