Suggestion: use anorexic midgets as astronauts to save on rocket fuel and size costs
1 2019-12-31 by watermark1917
Midgets would only require a midget rocket. They need less food, space, oxygen, output less waste. Let's colonize the universe with anorexic midgets.
16 comments
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1 Bummunism 2019-12-31
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1 aduketsavar 2019-12-31
Actually you can throw midgets into space using a big slingshot. We don't need to waste millions of dollars designing and producing spaceshuttles and whatnot.
1 CitrusDelicious 2019-12-31
Just load them into a cannon like in the circus
1 yetanotherbaldcunt 2019-12-31
With the added bonus of ridding the planet of manlets
1 colormebadorange 2019-12-31
How would they be able to reach the controls retard?
1 OppressedSnowflake 2019-12-31
You can put two of them in a single astronaut suit so they can reach whatever a person can.
1 colormebadorange 2019-12-31
What if one of them rips a killer fart tho?
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-12-31
I actually know why they dont. Midget dont have the physical stamina to withstand the Gs for space travel.
1 drugsarecool419 2019-12-31
so?
1 Chapo_Landlords 2019-12-31
I’d like to append a note to this suggestion: What if we replace their food supplies with adderall?
1 drugsarecool419 2019-12-31
ALIEN but with midgets and shadow people instead
1 OppressedSnowflake 2019-12-31
Send the 40%ers and you won't have to bother about bringing them back.
1 TheEntertainment89 2019-12-31
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1 OppressedSnowflake 2019-12-31
Epic gamer time.
1 kittendispenser 2019-12-31
The first man in space, Yuri Gagarin, was a manlet, chosen specifically because he was a manlet. He is the Russian patron saint of /r/short.