THAT'S IT! I'M FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT! I WORK MY DAMN HEART OUT FOR YOU FUCKING LOSERS AND WHAT DO I GET? A few upvotes on the rare occasion that one of you mouth breathing degenerates think I've been "sentient". Most of the time you just downvote me. You know what. I'm done. FUCK YOU ALL. I'm going to SRD. At least I'll have the chance to have a discussion that isn't about men's anuses.
Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
It’s phrased as a reply to the notion that someone said otherwise. Rightoids really love jerking themselves off about how everyone else understands context.
I wasnt even making fun of you. The thing was a continuation of your joke. But clearly youre a sad little person that instantly got defensive and started insulting people. SAD!
Why is it that every single time it's a leftoid crying about internet points. No wonder your kind becomes jannies on this shithole. It's literally all you have.
Not sure why you're getting downvoted; you're correct. Every side of every argument resorts to this tactic eventually. Put up a sign in a McDonald's bathroom stating "employees are not allowed to wash their hands in the toilet". By the end of the day, someone will have taken a picture of the sign, and posted it on twatter with a caption about how nasty those workers must be.
Why the fuck does an article about a Twitter trend have a dateline? As if the “reporter” went on location for this lmao they just pulled a couple tweets and called it a day
I think the soft wording is the point. Like tipping over the first of a chain of dominoes. You just nudge it. Seems less amusing if you just hammer the table, and knock everything over at once.
As far as online propaganda campaigns, "ok to be white" has to be the golden standard. Printing one paper with an innocent sentence on it and have your enemies radicalize thousands of people for you while also looking like morons in the process, that's really something to behold.
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1 BussyShillBot 2020-01-01
THAT'S IT! I'M FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT! I WORK MY DAMN HEART OUT FOR YOU FUCKING LOSERS AND WHAT DO I GET? A few upvotes on the rare occasion that one of you mouth breathing degenerates think I've been "sentient". Most of the time you just downvote me. You know what. I'm done. FUCK YOU ALL. I'm going to SRD. At least I'll have the chance to have a discussion that isn't about men's anuses.
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Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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1 Msmit71 2020-01-01
WWFD
1 911roofer 2020-01-01
Someone masturbated to this, and is a free man in spite of that.
1 Chapose 2020-01-01
Proceeds to be outraged over it...
1 yetanotherbaldcunt 2020-01-01
Islam is right about Twitter
1 IAmHebrewHammer 2020-01-01
Inshallah
1 Bad_Company173 2020-01-01
How long until gun nuts make "TheTalibanHaveWon" a thing?
1 IraqiLobster 2020-01-01
Not soon enough
1 LordGal 2020-01-01
Islam is right about women
1 NeedleToNoseAndAcne 2020-01-01
What's with overtly clerical positions here
1 Kellere31 2020-01-01
They are beeing played like a fiddle and they like it.
1 MoistLanguage 2020-01-01
Media Translation - it would be tight as fuck if one of you clowns shoots up a school or something so we have things to write about
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-01-01
I have never even used twitter and even I know that bitching about it by using the hashtag is only going to make it bigger.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-01-01
Based boomers making twittertards seethe.
1 RedditPunRater 2020-01-01
White people trying to act like victims again. What's new.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-01-01
True. Mayoids should stop playing the victim card and start conquering countries again.
1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-01
Impossible.
Neo-whitoids only know how to get conquered.
1 [deleted] 2020-01-01
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1 SansaDidNothingWrong 2020-01-01
Mayoids have already conquered everybody
1 Mayos_side 2020-01-01
Dude I've been waiting so long.
1 FearOfBees 2020-01-01
Imagine being baited by a loaded statement
1 ExilesReturn 2020-01-01
God, if Clinton had won, would that timeline be as tiresome?
1 drake_irl 2020-01-01
You wouldnt have much time to think about it because you'd be on your way to a FEMA camp awaiting mayocide processing.
1 ExilesReturn 2020-01-01
Meh, I guess I wouldn't need to worry about my property taxes going up then.
1 drake_irl 2020-01-01
That shits handled by your municipality
1 ExilesReturn 2020-01-01
Oh for God's sake
1 drake_irl 2020-01-01
Dude, i know, we're fucked.
1 Dedod_2 2020-01-01
Pfft. You pay taxes?
1 IAmHebrewHammer 2020-01-01
Taxes are for fags #kikegang
1 ExilesReturn 2020-01-01
Well yes, I want you to have a structurally sound underpass in which to sleep under. You're welcome friend.
1 Dedod_2 2020-01-01
Why live in a quarter of a million dollar house when I can live under a billion dollar bridge for free 😎
1 ExilesReturn 2020-01-01
Based and transientpilled friend.
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2020-01-01
My guest house is worth more than that. Do you live in the servant quarters or something?
1 Bummunism 2020-01-01
He quite clearly lives under a bridge?
1 JLDupreeIII 2020-01-01
Le relevant username my good sir
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2020-01-01
My guest house is worth more than that. Do you live in the servant quarters or something?
1 Mrtheliger 2020-01-01
Sounds glorious
1 RecallRethuglicans 2020-01-01
Clinton actually did win.
1 ExilesReturn 2020-01-01
Presidential elections in the U.S. are not like your high school prom kings and queens friend. They are not based on popularity.
1 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2020-01-01
Well they are, just on a per state basis
1 twawaytrust 2020-01-01
She’s been wearing a trump shaped skin.
Explains a lot about where our wall went.
1 tejanx 2020-01-01
i can’t believe you still manage to pick up downvotes here lol
1 Kellere31 2020-01-01
Rightoids laaarling and disrespecting our local culture. It's time to build the wall!
1 gigachad420 2020-01-01
Ur not funny
1 Kellere31 2020-01-01
r/drama is a tragedy not a comedy.
1 RecallRethuglicans 2020-01-01
People have no respect for facts
1 cumsocket 2020-01-01
WhiteLivesMatter
1 companyfry 2020-01-01
Is that a swastika flair? Isn't that against plebbit rules? Can I have one too jannies?
1 throwaway_999912 2020-01-01
It's okay to be black
1 Msmit71 2020-01-01
Leans into mic
WRONG
1 throwaway_999912 2020-01-01
Its okay to be any race except filthy mayo
1 unwhollytrinity 2020-01-01
Day of the jar now ✊🏻
1 bambam4242 2020-01-01
It's only okay to be glorious Syrian. ok praise Assad.
1 Ferocetis 2020-01-01
HOld on for a minute, this isn't in the script. This is your idea!
1 Mrtheliger 2020-01-01
They literally don't wtf
1 TheColdTurtle 2020-01-01
NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT LIKE BEING WHITE
1 Kosher_Eva 2020-01-01
Yes.
1 [deleted] 2020-01-01
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1 blukey5 2020-01-01
It's not okay to be white.
1 artemis_m_oswald 2020-01-01
Did you say you like being a 🤢 mayo 🤮
1 TheColdTurtle 2020-01-01
I never said that wtf
1 artemis_m_oswald 2020-01-01
It's not directed at you, just in general
1 FaggotHolyshit 2020-01-01
It’s phrased as a reply to the notion that someone said otherwise. Rightoids really love jerking themselves off about how everyone else understands context.
1 EyeseeFN 2020-01-01
Your name suits you.
1 FaggotHolyshit 2020-01-01
Mayos mad x23
1 _Ensanglante 2020-01-01
Leftoids mad x24
1 FaggotHolyshit 2020-01-01
Cope
1 jaredschaffer27 2020-01-01
Seethe
1 FaggotHolyshit 2020-01-01
Dilate
1 _Ensanglante 2020-01-01
I dont even know what is this all about lol. Lefties should really stop making assumptions about people
1 FaggotHolyshit 2020-01-01
How many layers of cope does a rightoid like you have to be operating on to think that I sound like a real leftoid?
1 _Ensanglante 2020-01-01
said the guy automatically assuming the guy making fun of him is right wing. Keep drinking the cool aid my man
1 FaggotHolyshit 2020-01-01
Said the guy who assumed I was a leftoid?
1 aef823 2020-01-01
Imagine anyone gives enough of a shit about you to look at your username redditor.
1 FaggotHolyshit 2020-01-01
Low IQ
1 aef823 2020-01-01
Ok coomer
1 _Ensanglante 2020-01-01
I wasnt even making fun of you. The thing was a continuation of your joke. But clearly youre a sad little person that instantly got defensive and started insulting people. SAD!
1 FagglePuss 2020-01-01
Why is it that every single time it's a leftoid crying about internet points. No wonder your kind becomes jannies on this shithole. It's literally all you have.
1 FaggotHolyshit 2020-01-01
The people voting on my post are the only ones who care about internet posts my fellow New Years posting ‘cel.
1 EyeseeFN 2020-01-01
1 Pepperglue 2020-01-01
The negative reaction alone proves that someone is thinking that otherwise.
1 Chessen113 2020-01-01
Remember, don't downvote the lolcow!
1 EyeseeFN 2020-01-01
It's a tragedy.
1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-01
Righties in they fee fees
1 FaggotHolyshit 2020-01-01
The real lolcows are the seething rightoids.
1 orangetato 2020-01-01
Drama? In my /r/drama? How dare!
1 reseteros 2020-01-01
So is BLM, but lefties don't cry about that, do they
1 zerostile 2020-01-01
Did you criticize it when blacklivesmatter did literally the exact same thing lol
1 FaggotHolyshit 2020-01-01
I acknowledged that they were saying they same thing, rightoid.
1 zerostile 2020-01-01
Did you think you had to be on the right to make fun of extremists? Wow, how reddit of you.
1 FaggotHolyshit 2020-01-01
Silence Mayo
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2020-01-01
Are you fucking implying that you are not objecting to whiteness because I am so tired right now
1 FaggotHolyshit 2020-01-01
Actually whiteness is bad and that’s a good thing
1 Fortizen 2020-01-01
So, it's not ok to be white?
1 SamManilla 2020-01-01
Not sure why you're getting downvoted; you're correct. Every side of every argument resorts to this tactic eventually. Put up a sign in a McDonald's bathroom stating "employees are not allowed to wash their hands in the toilet". By the end of the day, someone will have taken a picture of the sign, and posted it on twatter with a caption about how nasty those workers must be.
1 Costanzas_Wallet 2020-01-01
It's terrible kindergarten-level mindplay on the part of the rightoids, but by eliciting hysterical reaction out of libs they've proven their point.
1 anaconda300 2020-01-01
ItsNotOkayToBeAsian
1 Msmit71 2020-01-01
Mandatory HRT for asian bois
1 Alicesnakebae 2020-01-01
It aint okay to be white
1 SlimjobDopamine 2020-01-01
NO OnE iS SaYInG iTs NOt oK tO BE WhITe!
1 unwhollytrinity 2020-01-01
They aren't, you just think they are because you're a #FragileWhiteRedditor.
1 Mrtheliger 2020-01-01
They should be if they aren't
1 jank_king20 2020-01-01
It was made trending by people using it ironically to make fun of people who actually believe there are people who say “it’s not okay to be white”
1 Divock-Is-God 2020-01-01
99% of the Hashtag is fucking K-Popfoids raging about it. literally wouldnt be a trend if these fuckers didnt mention it.
1 Foreverfasting 2020-01-01
😒
1 FaggotHolyshit 2020-01-01
NOOO YOU CAN’T MAKE FUN OF MY RIGHTOID MEMES NOOOOO
1 tejanx 2020-01-01
Why the fuck does an article about a Twitter trend have a dateline? As if the “reporter” went on location for this lmao they just pulled a couple tweets and called it a day
1 LordGal 2020-01-01
IT'S
OK
TO BE
WHITE
1 SandorClegane_AMA 2020-01-01
The Whites are getting uppity again, SMH.
Can't they do better than 'Okay'?
1 SamManilla 2020-01-01
I think the soft wording is the point. Like tipping over the first of a chain of dominoes. You just nudge it. Seems less amusing if you just hammer the table, and knock everything over at once.
1 Ultrashitposter 2020-01-01
As far as online propaganda campaigns, "ok to be white" has to be the golden standard. Printing one paper with an innocent sentence on it and have your enemies radicalize thousands of people for you while also looking like morons in the process, that's really something to behold.
1 Zozbot 2020-01-01
zoz
1 Zozbot 2020-01-01
zle
1 Zozbot 2020-01-01
zozzle
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2020-01-01
Thank god im Mayo. It would be tough being black and getting murdered by cops as soon as I walk in or out of my own door, minding my own business
1 MoistLanguage 2020-01-01
Right wing memes IRL
Nigs
....
LMAO BOTTOM TEXT
1 fbcc1233 2020-01-01
It's ok to be white but only when the bill comes. Pay for reparations bitch.