I can tell someone's race online by their humor.

1  2020-01-01 by loveabigdick

Super corny and lame and not funny: White

Random, dirty and trying way too hard: indian/arab

Slick, intelligent, and witty: Jew

Loud and uses a lot of screams like "yooooo!! lmaoooo!" after: black

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3  newcomer_ts 2020-01-01

Slick, intelligent, and witty: Jew

Sure thing

Super corny and lame and not funny: White

Something you'll never understand

3  ovolebron 2020-01-01

cope

1  oldboyshaw 2020-01-01

Bill Hicks is dead 🤷‍♂️

1  artemis_m_oswald 2020-01-01

Foid

Moid

1  Slump_o 2020-01-01

a literal female

the cope

1  tHeSiD 2020-01-01

Comparing foid moid comedy is cheating

1  bloodfort_andromeda 2020-01-01

absolutely seething

1  Caladan_Mood 2020-01-01

WTF I though Bill Hicks was meant to be funny. This is just proto “Orange Man Bad!”

2  Kat_B0T 2020-01-01

OP what would you guess my ethnicity to be with my sense of humor 🤔

1  mellowkindlyfowl 2020-01-01

Self hating indian

1  Kat_B0T 2020-01-01

You think imma street shitter lol

1  mellowkindlyfowl 2020-01-01

No, UK

1  ReddneckwithaD 2020-01-01

White, male, aged 30-40, with some German / French ancestors a few generations back

How close did I get?

1  Kat_B0T 2020-01-01

Oh wow I’m creeped out now. How did you know?

3  ReddneckwithaD 2020-01-01

we were in the same gangbang that one time in highschool

I didn't, I'm just good at guessing 😘

2  Kat_B0T 2020-01-01

Well you should consider taking up Ms cleos gig, bc you’re close af

2  SonnBaz 2020-01-01

I can tell whose fucking your mom at each hour of the day.

00:00-me

01:00-Also me

02:00-Still fucking me

03:00 I hand her off to your neighbour.

04:00: still the neighbour

05:00: You neighbour finishes and hands her to her drug dealer

06:00: Drug dealer

07:00: Drug dealer hands her off to his mate

08:00:Drug dealer's mate get's caught and now it's the Policeman's turn

09:00:Policeman

10:00:Policeman but round 2

11:00: The Policeman hands it over to his buddy

12:00:Police man's buddy

13:00:Police man's buddy

14:00:Police man's buddy but round 2

15:00:The homeless guy comes in and takes over

16:00: He then hands your mom over to the other homeless guy

17:00:The other homeless guy keeps it up

18:00: He finishes and the grocery store clerk who she was a Karen to takes charge

19:00: He keeps it up

20:00: Give up and hands her to me

21:00: Back to me bitches

22:00:Still me

23:00:Me again

00:00:Guess who!ME

1  xX_YogurtDude_Xx 2020-01-01

definitely white

1  SonnBaz 2020-01-01

Guess again dipshit.

1  xX_YogurtDude_Xx 2020-01-01

mayos in self-denial smh

1  PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-01-01

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1  SnapshillBot 2020-01-01

The only time I've ever given a shit about the nuances of f*male anatomy is when I was doing a hard guro/vore RP where I needed to remember how to spell the parts of her reproductive system that my character was eating.

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1  -7x- 2020-01-01

What about asians?

2  loveabigdick 2020-01-01

Asians have no soul how the fuck can they have humor, retard?

1  tHeSiD 2020-01-01

Chill dude Asian Jim is quite funny haha

1  gaysexbutthole 2020-01-01

math jokes

1  mellowkindlyfowl 2020-01-01

He said Indians

1  TanksAreLit 2020-01-01

I think he was talking about chinks not superpowers

1  Spysix 2020-01-01

Excessive use of emotes

1  byobombs 2020-01-01

Loud and uses a lot of screams like “yoooo!! lmaoooo!!” after: black

False. This is why BPT had to verify actual basketball Americanness with photo proof. The mayoid menace caught wind of the vernacular, making this an out dated way to recognize blacks online.

I’m not trying to say you’re wrong, but I am trying to start a conversation to find the solution. Discuss plz

4  20000meilen 2020-01-01

Dis nigga gay yoooo!! lmaoooo!!

2  byobombs 2020-01-01

🚨🚨🚨 Mayo Detected!! 🚨🚨🚨

1  20000meilen 2020-01-01

🤫

1  20000meilen 2020-01-01

Call the cops, I won’t get shot 👱🏻‍♂️

2  yourkenyanprince 2020-01-01

💀💀💀

2  TanksAreLit 2020-01-01

Mayos literally appropriate anything they can

3  byobombs 2020-01-01

Cumskins aren’t people, and have no culture, so it’s understandable they try and steal from the beautiful POC. Deplorable and discusting of course. But understandable.

1  CantWakeUpJPG 2020-01-01

The mayoid menace caught wind of the vernacular, making this an out dated way to recognize blacks online.

M*yos are truly slimy creatures.

3  alpinefoxtail 2020-01-01

👏🏿👏🏿👃🏾👃🏾

3  OceanGeese 2020-01-01

Cool it with the virtual blackface.

1  devotedrat17 2020-01-01

Mayo's are like blank slates. they latch on like parasites and steal all other cultures.

1  Woolgun 2020-01-01

Ask them what type of rap music they like:

  • literallywho soundcloud rapper shit/meme music - zoomer/edgy rightoid, probably white or self hating minority

  • muh conscious, experimental rap - white millennial

  • unremarkable black rapper that actually gets radio playtime - black

1  BIGbadNIGGER 2020-01-01

Yooooooo dat shyt so tru mi nigga dem fukn mayo fuks b talkin lyke dat now frfr

1  battlemoid 2020-01-01

making this an out dated way to recognize blacks online

Yoooooooo!! Totes tru tho lmaooooo!!!

1  AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-01-01

What if they only post on drama?

1  iwanttodiebutdrugs 2020-01-01

Urrr

1  YourLocalMonarchist 2020-01-01

no u

1  transgirltradwife 2020-01-01

Jews are pretty based and funny, hence why they're able to control Hollywood.

1  Slump_o 2020-01-01

NO THATS UNTRAD

1  transgirltradwife 2020-01-01

what's untrad about what i said?

1  bloodfort_andromeda 2020-01-01

I love the jews tbh.

1  dootwthesickness_II 2020-01-01

Loud and uses a lot of screams like "yooooo!! lmaoooo!" after: black

At this point there are enough mayos who've learned the basics for imitating black people on the internet that you just can't be sure.

Also Indian humor is a bajillion times worse than even the worst Arab humor. You can also tell them apart because Arabs' English is either perfect or pathetically bad, with no middle ground. You don't ever see Arabs with that uncanny valley-esque Indian thing, where the grammar and syntax are technically correct but the writing somehow reads like a highschooler trying to imitate Jane Austen.

1  ingrid-magnussen 2020-01-01

. You don't ever see Arabs with that uncanny valley-esque Indian thing, where the grammar and syntax are technically correct but the writing somehow reads like a highschooler trying to imitate Jane Austen.

Based

1  aef823 2020-01-01

So you're saying r/drama is full of indians and white people.

1  PlasticAct2 2020-01-01

dab boo. dee bah neo is bah ehehaha yay ya whehehe