before companies set out to sanitize the internet. I blame mobile devices. It let every retarded faggot and thier literal mom get on the internet, and made every site facebook 2.0
Kids these days have replaced the good old fashioned jock nerd cheerleeder emo cliques with furry cliques, drug addict cliques, progressive political nutcases, and annoying fucking maga hat wearing autists who think they're owning libs like a master troll by flinging shit at other people
At least that was what my highschool was like when I graduated in 2018
The emo kids back in 2005 at least had jobs, dated, made friends and went to shows. They were supreme faggots about it, but they at least came close to normalcy.
you can't ban the commies and you can't ban the nazis, but you also can't leave them. so in your confusion, you leave all the nazi and commie subs and ban all the fun ones like fatpeoplehate, sexwithdogs, fatsteeplehate, frenworld, creepshots, darknetmarkets, shoplifting, beertrading, cringeanarchy, wpd, and all the other stuff that was funny and unique on this site.
And then realize in your wake of destruction you failed to ban the cult following of some small handed citrus fruit and may have unintentionally gotten it elected president
Female equines have a wonderfully intoxicating flavor to them, unfortunately the taste of a mare can be rather di cult to describe. Personally I find it to be very pleasant and enjoyable compared to women. Mares have a rather neutral/earthy flavor which I would describe as being similar to a strong red tea. Human females on the other hoof seem to be more neutral/gamey tasting. It’s not bad or o putting, just not as pleasant as equines. Scent plays a fairly big role in your ability to discern the flavor of things, so it’s not surprising that female equines taste similar to how they smell. Mares have a sweeter scent than stallions or geldings, and I find that sweetness translates over to their flavor quite well. If you enjoy the smell of horses you will probably love how they taste under their tails.
Good enough for a Snappy quote or should I edit it or pick a different snippet from the source document?
Female equines have a wonderfully intoxicating flavor to them,
unfortunately the taste of a mare can be rather difficult to describe.
Personally I find it to be very pleasant and enjoyable compared to
women. Mares have a rather neutral/earthy flavor which I would describe
as being similar to a strong red tea. Human females on the other hoof
seem to be more neutral/gamey tasting. It's not bad or off putting, just
not as pleasant as equines. Scent plays a fairly big role in your
ability to discern the flavor of things, so it's not surprising that
female equines taste similar to how they smell. Mares have a sweeter
scent than stallions or geldings, and I find that sweetness translates
over to their flavor quite well. If you enjoy the smell of horses you
will probably love how they taste under their tails.
Stallions & Geldings
Male equines, especially stallions, definitely have a bit more of a
musky scent than the mares. That said, a clean stallion/gelding doesn't
really have a specific flavor outside of being neutral/horsey. I haven't
played around with other male animals (humans included) so I can't
really compare them to anything else. Horse cum is always a tasty treat,
but it can be rather difficult to obtain unless you really know what you
are doing. Having the proper equipment also helps. Concerning flavor,
the individual stallion's diet will greatly influence the taste of his
ejaculate. If they are on a high protein diet, which is common for
breeding stallions, both their precum and ejaculate will have a slightly
salty, and rather bitter flavor/aftertaste. Stallions who are on a more
natural diet tend to throw precum that has a neutral/sweet flavor, with
an ejaculate that's kind of salty, and only slightly bitter. I would
compare it to the flavor of lightly salted sweet corn or almonds.
Personally, I think their precum tastes much better than their
ejaculate, and luckily they shoot A LOT pre when stimulated. The gel
fraction, which is the last part of a stallion's ejaculate is my
personal favourite because it is a nice combination of the two flavors.
It's also incredibly viscous and fun to play with. It's tough to beat
horsey jizz fresh from the tap.
The Orgasm of the Mare
Getting Her There
Unfortunately, getting a mare to orgasm can be a challenge for most
people. It's really dependent on the individual mare, and what sort of
mood she's in when you are making an attempt. A mare in standing heat
will be far easier to get to orgasm than one who isn't in estrus. It
also helps having a mare who's familiar with being stimulated in that
manner. While most enjoy the pleasurable sensations you can provide them
with, I've run into many mares who seem to have a bit of trepidation
when experiencing those orgasmic sensations for the first time. In most
cases they will allow you get them close to orgasm, but then they're
quite hesitant to allow you to push them over the edge. When they reach
a certain level of stimulation they will move away and refuse to allow
you to continue. Of course if you can get them over the edge once or
twice they learn very quickly that those sensations equal pleasure, and
more often than not they will become quite demanding for that type of
attention when they are in the mood.
Luckily there are a multitude of techniques you can use in order to get
a mare to orgasm. Some methods are far easier than others, but they all
require a similar attention to detail. Being able to recognise when a
mare is enjoying certain kinds of stimulation is incredibly important to
getting her off. Once you determine what type of stimulation she enjoys,
it's fairly easy to continue providing that stimulation until she
reaches her climax. The use of fingers, hands, and arms to stimulate a
mare is pretty straight forward, but this is kind of stimulation can be
a double edged sword. Most mares don't particularly enjoy bony fingers
probing at their sensitive mare bits unless they are in standing heat,
and even then they typically enjoy a wet tongue, or hard cock under
their tails a good deal more. I know this information is going to be
used for fictional stories, but I never recommend fisting unless you
know the animal incredibly well, and have a very good idea of how to do
it safely. That said, fisting is the easiest way to get a mare to
orgasm.
Mounting up and using your own tool to bring a mare to orgasm is very
possible, but it's a lot of work and takes a considerable amount of
stamina/willpower. With out a doubt, the biggest challenge when trying
to get a mare to orgasm using your penis is lasting long enough to
actually bring her off. Mares feel absolutely delightful when they're
not in the throws of a maregasm, so you can imagine how difficult it
would be to last once those muscle spasms start kicking in, and she
begins to milk you with her orgasmic contractions. Luckily, once a mare
has had one orgasm they will typically have multiples, and since she is
already stimulated, those consecutive orgasms are much easier to
provide.
The Enjoyment of Her Orgasm
Female equines are known for their amazing vaginal muscle control which
gives them the ability to contract themselves around you when properly
stimulated. This "winking" action is incredibly pleasurable, but it's
child's play compared to the muscle contractions involved in a mare's
orgasm. When a mare reaches her climax it's a truly impressive thing to
experience. Mares have unbelievably powerful muscles back there, and
when they have an orgasm you will experience the full force of what
those muscles can do. The build up to a maregasm starts out soft and
subtle with one or two hard winks per thrust. As you get the mare closer
to orgasm her contractions will increase in frequency and power until
you bring her over the edge. When this climax happens her body will
tense up, and her vaginal muscles will contract around you with a great
deal of force. These main orgasmic contractions can last anywhere from
3--5 seconds, before turning into a cascade of hard spasming/rhythmic
contractions that can literally milk you dry. It's not uncommon for a
rock hard erection to be squeezed from a mare's depths in the throws of
her orgasm. The sensation this impressive grip produces on your tool is
extraordinary. As stated above, mares are capable of having multiple
orgasms so this process can be repeated for as long as you have the
ability to last. Female equines have an amazing amount of stamina, and
they are usually happy to enjoy as many orgasms as you are
willing/capable of providing them.
The human penis is certainly among the finest in the animal kingdom. It is generally of robust, satisfying proportion, features subtle ribbing that provides sturdiness and enhanced sensation, has smooth, sliding skin which reduces friction and provides excellent mouthfeel, and is visually interesting with its many veins, skin folds, and a glans with a shape that suggests sleekness and a color that changes to demonstrate the intensity of lust.
However, it is certainly not <i>the</i> best. It is firmly in third place.
In first obviously comes the horse. I won't go into great detail on horse cocks, as they are already quite popular even with the non-zoophilic general public. The size, the shape, and the power of the animal a horse cock is attached to are all part of a sexual mystique that has been well explored in many cultures throughout history.
There is one other kind of animal, however, that has us solidly beat, even though it has no such following. I speak of the spectacular, over-the-top sensuality of the amazing "red rocket" possessed by canines. We ignore this one, perhaps, because dogs are generally much closer to the majority of us than horses. There is no reason to romanticize the mundane, as we do for the equine penis, and we are often quite scared of our dogs' sexuality, since we do have to live with them instead of just looking at them in a field we're driving by. By acknowledging that it's at all there, we are forced to deal with it in a fashion other than having the vet remove it, and we are usually more worried about what that means for us than what it means for them.
Nonetheless, dog penises are wonderful, a fact which deserves to be recognized even if the vast majority of us will never experience one firsthand.
The first thing that anyone will notice about a dog's erection is the color. "Florid" is the best word I can think of to describe this beautiful display. From angry, fire engine red, through every possible shade of pink, with some extraordinary specimens additionally featuring deep purple and glistening white, an erect dog's penis rewards the viewer's eyes with the full spectrum of colors that our culture associates with the urgent desire of lust. As it comes out of its sheath, its palette seems to beg to return to a warm and cozy place inside the body of another.
Its form and functionality are similarly titillating. The pointed, very slightly flared tip allows for easy entry without being completely smooth, and while perhaps not as visually exciting as the glans of a human, certainly gets the job done comfortably and efficiently. The size when fully erect tends to be very impressive in proportion to its owner, often being much thicker and somewhat longer than the average human penis. However, most people aren't fully aware of that, because of another handy trick the canine dick can perform.
When the action begins, it's much smaller. Very thin, and a bit shorter. Once it's in, or played with sufficiently, it inflates to its full, throbbing size, allowing for the receptive partner to adjust more comfortably. No inflatable dildo I've ever seen has such a wide range of widths as does our best friends' tackle. They usually just seem to start at "too big" and get "slightly bigger." A dog's penis is much more friendly, allowing even the novice to enjoyably accommodate something really fat and juicy.
And juicy it certainly is! One of the best things about wolf wang is the precum. There is so much! And unlike ours, which merely drools when we get close to the end, theirs begins squirting almost constantly, nearly as soon as the fun begins. The result is a satisfyingly messy taste sensation that is truly without compare. On the other end, this also serves a practical purpose, contributing greatly to the fact that a dog penis is self-lubricating, a trait I'm sure we've all wished we could share at some point.
Of course, no discussion of dog dicks would be complete without a mention of the crown jewel, the one thing that most strikingly sets them apart from us: the bulbus glandis. Ranging in size from a rather small plum to near that of a softball, the swollen base of a canine's cock is both an invitation and a challenge. Do you want to take the knot? Can you? Once you have, of course, there is the dizzying feeling of being dominated, not by your partner, but by your own desires. Trapped there on the floor for up to twenty minutes, one must simply wait and enjoy the feeling of being so consumed with lustful passion that the fear and shame of being caught seem immaterial. When you are tied, it is inescapable that a part of your identity is firmly outside of the mainstream's comfort zone. A piece of your soul is there, wrapped tightly around that dog's twitching, squirting dick just as surely as your pussy or ass is.
The thing that draws many to such interests is the fact that this is a perfectly symbolic microcosm for all of our sexuality. In our culture, even purely vanilla sex is often made to feel "naughty." The most banal and benign aspects of sexuality are couched in terms that make us feel a little wrong to want it, even in the strictly defined contexts where it's not supposed to be. In that moment when you accept the knot, and make yourself incapable of defense against whatever might occur should your door suddenly open, you have decided that you're not going to play that game anymore. The world may say you're a filthy slut; you're happy to be one, if that means enjoying yourself to the fullest with your most loyal companion.
Overall, it is simply a fact that your dog's dick is better than yours in nearly every way that matters. It's alright to feel a little jealous, but I think it would be nice if we as a culture could recognize this more openly, similarly to how we do for horses. Happiness in this strange and beautiful world in which we live lies in fully appreciating all of nature's marvels, and nature has certainly made the canine penis marvelous.
Can you stop posting as if you aren't a literal furry? Yeah, you'd probably take bronies over the cure for AIDs you so desperately need, it's not surprising.
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how many bronies are actually out there. it seems like they are everywhere and 7 billion people really isn't so much for there to be such a massive amount of degenerates on the internet.
Some guy who died before the age of 2 because of a high mutational load giving him fucked up genes. The recent decrease in infant mortality has been a disaster for the human race
I don't know about the middle ages but you remember that scene in 300 where they're trying to determine if they should toss the baby off a cliff? That was what happened to bronies in antiquity.
It's bullshit made up. Truth is the kid encouraged porn of his OC. His mom told everyone to stop on Twitter. Then his mom retracted the statement and said it was okay for people to porn because told his mummy he wanted it.
I want to see porn of this character tied up kept in with a baby gate in a crazy anime-girl's bedroom as her sex slave because he's "Kawaii". Sempai Stellar will never leave me now! I also want pictures of her salaryman father drinking himself to death in a dingy hostess club and sobbing over where he went so very very wrong, while her mother just pretends everything is fine and that her family isn't screwed up beyond belief. You know, a normal modern-day Japanese family.
this opinion was the first I'd seen of the show and I figured this was just the opinion of WWE-style autismos
watched an episode, "hey pretty wholesome, maybe some adults just miss the nostalgia of a kids show and this is the one that draws it out from older crowds. Power puff girls was the shit even though it had a cutesy girly aesthetic right?"
but seeing the brony culture shut that shit down. They're degens the lot of em.
77 comments
3 Leakylocks 2020-01-01
I had almost forgotten that bronies were a thing. The ignorance was bliss.
5 KaaraRaven 2020-01-01
I'd take bronies and emos over the boring political shitflinging that has infested the internet circa ~2015 any day.
3 Leakylocks 2020-01-01
Those were more innocent times.
1 AugustusTheWolf 2020-01-01
before companies set out to sanitize the internet. I blame mobile devices. It let every retarded faggot and thier literal mom get on the internet, and made every site facebook 2.0
2 snallygaster 2020-01-01
Oh god same. It's like the same handful of conversations are repeated every day despite current events and culture becoming increasingly weirder.
1 TrussySysAdmin 2020-01-01
I blame Steve Jobs for making the internet easy enough for idiots to use
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-01-01
DAE le {{{crapple}}}??????
1 sooth_ 2020-01-01
𝐘𝐞𝐬.
1 wocaj 2020-01-01
Kids these days have replaced the good old fashioned jock nerd cheerleeder emo cliques with furry cliques, drug addict cliques, progressive political nutcases, and annoying fucking maga hat wearing autists who think they're owning libs like a master troll by flinging shit at other people
At least that was what my highschool was like when I graduated in 2018
1 seenten 2020-01-01
Zoomers OUT
1 jaredschaffer27 2020-01-01
The emo kids back in 2005 at least had jobs, dated, made friends and went to shows. They were supreme faggots about it, but they at least came close to normalcy.
1 911roofer 2020-01-01
Eternal September was a mistake.
1 breszn 2020-01-01
I wish u were lying... the furries have linked up in my school with their littke tails and shit
1 TrailerParkRide 2020-01-01
congrats on being part of the problem
1 AugustusTheWolf 2020-01-01
imagine being reddit in current year +5
you can't ban the commies and you can't ban the nazis, but you also can't leave them. so in your confusion, you leave all the nazi and commie subs and ban all the fun ones like fatpeoplehate, sexwithdogs, fatsteeplehate, frenworld, creepshots, darknetmarkets, shoplifting, beertrading, cringeanarchy, wpd, and all the other stuff that was funny and unique on this site.
And then realize in your wake of destruction you failed to ban the cult following of some small handed citrus fruit and may have unintentionally gotten it elected president
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-01-01
Bring back sex with horses. That one was genuinely educational when writing erotic fiction, even more than the Book Ezekiel.
1 911roofer 2020-01-01
You're creepy.
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-01-01
You can’t handle the truth.
1 ironicshitpostr 2020-01-01
Nor the girth
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-01-01
RIP Mr. Hands
1 ironicshitpostr 2020-01-01
He’s enjoying that medial ring rectal masage in Heaven right now
1 AugustusTheWolf 2020-01-01
I was a mod
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-01-01
The only thing that remains from there is a pasta I grabbed about the exact taste of horsepussy.
1 Goatsac 2020-01-01
Sharing is caring.
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-01-01
Good enough for a Snappy quote or should I edit it or pick a different snippet from the source document?
1 Goatsac 2020-01-01
I'd love to see the whole thing. I love weird ass pastas. I have a few I've collected over the years
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-01-01
Would you like it in TeX source or in Reddit normal markdown?
1 TrailerParkRide 2020-01-01
Reddit is fine, but pastebin or whatever would work too.
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-01-01
The Pleasure of Ponies
/u/ BRING PINGING BACK
30 October 2015
The Flavour of Horses
Mares
Female equines have a wonderfully intoxicating flavor to them, unfortunately the taste of a mare can be rather difficult to describe. Personally I find it to be very pleasant and enjoyable compared to women. Mares have a rather neutral/earthy flavor which I would describe as being similar to a strong red tea. Human females on the other hoof seem to be more neutral/gamey tasting. It's not bad or off putting, just not as pleasant as equines. Scent plays a fairly big role in your ability to discern the flavor of things, so it's not surprising that female equines taste similar to how they smell. Mares have a sweeter scent than stallions or geldings, and I find that sweetness translates over to their flavor quite well. If you enjoy the smell of horses you will probably love how they taste under their tails.
Stallions & Geldings
Male equines, especially stallions, definitely have a bit more of a musky scent than the mares. That said, a clean stallion/gelding doesn't really have a specific flavor outside of being neutral/horsey. I haven't played around with other male animals (humans included) so I can't really compare them to anything else. Horse cum is always a tasty treat, but it can be rather difficult to obtain unless you really know what you are doing. Having the proper equipment also helps. Concerning flavor, the individual stallion's diet will greatly influence the taste of his ejaculate. If they are on a high protein diet, which is common for breeding stallions, both their precum and ejaculate will have a slightly salty, and rather bitter flavor/aftertaste. Stallions who are on a more natural diet tend to throw precum that has a neutral/sweet flavor, with an ejaculate that's kind of salty, and only slightly bitter. I would compare it to the flavor of lightly salted sweet corn or almonds. Personally, I think their precum tastes much better than their ejaculate, and luckily they shoot A LOT pre when stimulated. The gel fraction, which is the last part of a stallion's ejaculate is my personal favourite because it is a nice combination of the two flavors. It's also incredibly viscous and fun to play with. It's tough to beat horsey jizz fresh from the tap.
The Orgasm of the Mare
Getting Her There
Unfortunately, getting a mare to orgasm can be a challenge for most people. It's really dependent on the individual mare, and what sort of mood she's in when you are making an attempt. A mare in standing heat will be far easier to get to orgasm than one who isn't in estrus. It also helps having a mare who's familiar with being stimulated in that manner. While most enjoy the pleasurable sensations you can provide them with, I've run into many mares who seem to have a bit of trepidation when experiencing those orgasmic sensations for the first time. In most cases they will allow you get them close to orgasm, but then they're quite hesitant to allow you to push them over the edge. When they reach a certain level of stimulation they will move away and refuse to allow you to continue. Of course if you can get them over the edge once or twice they learn very quickly that those sensations equal pleasure, and more often than not they will become quite demanding for that type of attention when they are in the mood.
Luckily there are a multitude of techniques you can use in order to get a mare to orgasm. Some methods are far easier than others, but they all require a similar attention to detail. Being able to recognise when a mare is enjoying certain kinds of stimulation is incredibly important to getting her off. Once you determine what type of stimulation she enjoys, it's fairly easy to continue providing that stimulation until she reaches her climax. The use of fingers, hands, and arms to stimulate a mare is pretty straight forward, but this is kind of stimulation can be a double edged sword. Most mares don't particularly enjoy bony fingers probing at their sensitive mare bits unless they are in standing heat, and even then they typically enjoy a wet tongue, or hard cock under their tails a good deal more. I know this information is going to be used for fictional stories, but I never recommend fisting unless you know the animal incredibly well, and have a very good idea of how to do it safely. That said, fisting is the easiest way to get a mare to orgasm.
Mounting up and using your own tool to bring a mare to orgasm is very possible, but it's a lot of work and takes a considerable amount of stamina/willpower. With out a doubt, the biggest challenge when trying to get a mare to orgasm using your penis is lasting long enough to actually bring her off. Mares feel absolutely delightful when they're not in the throws of a maregasm, so you can imagine how difficult it would be to last once those muscle spasms start kicking in, and she begins to milk you with her orgasmic contractions. Luckily, once a mare has had one orgasm they will typically have multiples, and since she is already stimulated, those consecutive orgasms are much easier to provide.
The Enjoyment of Her Orgasm
Female equines are known for their amazing vaginal muscle control which gives them the ability to contract themselves around you when properly stimulated. This "winking" action is incredibly pleasurable, but it's child's play compared to the muscle contractions involved in a mare's orgasm. When a mare reaches her climax it's a truly impressive thing to experience. Mares have unbelievably powerful muscles back there, and when they have an orgasm you will experience the full force of what those muscles can do. The build up to a maregasm starts out soft and subtle with one or two hard winks per thrust. As you get the mare closer to orgasm her contractions will increase in frequency and power until you bring her over the edge. When this climax happens her body will tense up, and her vaginal muscles will contract around you with a great deal of force. These main orgasmic contractions can last anywhere from 3--5 seconds, before turning into a cascade of hard spasming/rhythmic contractions that can literally milk you dry. It's not uncommon for a rock hard erection to be squeezed from a mare's depths in the throws of her orgasm. The sensation this impressive grip produces on your tool is extraordinary. As stated above, mares are capable of having multiple orgasms so this process can be repeated for as long as you have the ability to last. Female equines have an amazing amount of stamina, and they are usually happy to enjoy as many orgasms as you are willing/capable of providing them.
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1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-01-01
You're not wrong, cummy.
1 TrailerParkRide 2020-01-01
Good bot
1 AugustusTheWolf 2020-01-01
The human penis is certainly among the finest in the animal kingdom. It is generally of robust, satisfying proportion, features subtle ribbing that provides sturdiness and enhanced sensation, has smooth, sliding skin which reduces friction and provides excellent mouthfeel, and is visually interesting with its many veins, skin folds, and a glans with a shape that suggests sleekness and a color that changes to demonstrate the intensity of lust.
However, it is certainly not <i>the</i> best. It is firmly in third place.
In first obviously comes the horse. I won't go into great detail on horse cocks, as they are already quite popular even with the non-zoophilic general public. The size, the shape, and the power of the animal a horse cock is attached to are all part of a sexual mystique that has been well explored in many cultures throughout history.
There is one other kind of animal, however, that has us solidly beat, even though it has no such following. I speak of the spectacular, over-the-top sensuality of the amazing "red rocket" possessed by canines. We ignore this one, perhaps, because dogs are generally much closer to the majority of us than horses. There is no reason to romanticize the mundane, as we do for the equine penis, and we are often quite scared of our dogs' sexuality, since we do have to live with them instead of just looking at them in a field we're driving by. By acknowledging that it's at all there, we are forced to deal with it in a fashion other than having the vet remove it, and we are usually more worried about what that means for us than what it means for them.
Nonetheless, dog penises are wonderful, a fact which deserves to be recognized even if the vast majority of us will never experience one firsthand.
The first thing that anyone will notice about a dog's erection is the color. "Florid" is the best word I can think of to describe this beautiful display. From angry, fire engine red, through every possible shade of pink, with some extraordinary specimens additionally featuring deep purple and glistening white, an erect dog's penis rewards the viewer's eyes with the full spectrum of colors that our culture associates with the urgent desire of lust. As it comes out of its sheath, its palette seems to beg to return to a warm and cozy place inside the body of another.
Its form and functionality are similarly titillating. The pointed, very slightly flared tip allows for easy entry without being completely smooth, and while perhaps not as visually exciting as the glans of a human, certainly gets the job done comfortably and efficiently. The size when fully erect tends to be very impressive in proportion to its owner, often being much thicker and somewhat longer than the average human penis. However, most people aren't fully aware of that, because of another handy trick the canine dick can perform.
When the action begins, it's much smaller. Very thin, and a bit shorter. Once it's in, or played with sufficiently, it inflates to its full, throbbing size, allowing for the receptive partner to adjust more comfortably. No inflatable dildo I've ever seen has such a wide range of widths as does our best friends' tackle. They usually just seem to start at "too big" and get "slightly bigger." A dog's penis is much more friendly, allowing even the novice to enjoyably accommodate something really fat and juicy.
And juicy it certainly is! One of the best things about wolf wang is the precum. There is so much! And unlike ours, which merely drools when we get close to the end, theirs begins squirting almost constantly, nearly as soon as the fun begins. The result is a satisfyingly messy taste sensation that is truly without compare. On the other end, this also serves a practical purpose, contributing greatly to the fact that a dog penis is self-lubricating, a trait I'm sure we've all wished we could share at some point.
Of course, no discussion of dog dicks would be complete without a mention of the crown jewel, the one thing that most strikingly sets them apart from us: the bulbus glandis. Ranging in size from a rather small plum to near that of a softball, the swollen base of a canine's cock is both an invitation and a challenge. Do you want to take the knot? Can you? Once you have, of course, there is the dizzying feeling of being dominated, not by your partner, but by your own desires. Trapped there on the floor for up to twenty minutes, one must simply wait and enjoy the feeling of being so consumed with lustful passion that the fear and shame of being caught seem immaterial. When you are tied, it is inescapable that a part of your identity is firmly outside of the mainstream's comfort zone. A piece of your soul is there, wrapped tightly around that dog's twitching, squirting dick just as surely as your pussy or ass is.
The thing that draws many to such interests is the fact that this is a perfectly symbolic microcosm for all of our sexuality. In our culture, even purely vanilla sex is often made to feel "naughty." The most banal and benign aspects of sexuality are couched in terms that make us feel a little wrong to want it, even in the strictly defined contexts where it's not supposed to be. In that moment when you accept the knot, and make yourself incapable of defense against whatever might occur should your door suddenly open, you have decided that you're not going to play that game anymore. The world may say you're a filthy slut; you're happy to be one, if that means enjoying yourself to the fullest with your most loyal companion.
Overall, it is simply a fact that your dog's dick is better than yours in nearly every way that matters. It's alright to feel a little jealous, but I think it would be nice if we as a culture could recognize this more openly, similarly to how we do for horses. Happiness in this strange and beautiful world in which we live lies in fully appreciating all of nature's marvels, and nature has certainly made the canine penis marvelous.
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1 yann_causse 2020-01-01
This better be a pasta.
1 AugustusTheWolf 2020-01-01
;)
1 seenten 2020-01-01
rawr xD
1 Cynwit_2 2020-01-01
What’s wrong with emos :c
1 [deleted] 2020-01-01
[removed]
1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-01
Hey wtf with your username asshole!?
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-01-01
Can you stop posting as if you aren't a literal furry? Yeah, you'd probably take bronies over the cure for AIDs you so desperately need, it's not surprising.
1 Gfuel_Sam 2020-01-01
I recently reinstalled TF2 for nostalgia purposes and nothing hit me more than seing Brony avatars and names again. Those were the times.
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-01-01
They bring a bad name to the rest of us horse-fuckers.
1 Incog_Niko 2020-01-01
what even is a bronie?
2 boyoyoyoyong 2020-01-01
We need another uncle Adolph
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1 FearOfBees 2020-01-01
Seems to be this one
1 TrussySysAdmin 2020-01-01
This guys pony was like a 21 year old wheelchair bound autismo that got it made through the make a wish foundation some how.
He also welcomed rule 34 porn of his O/C. There must be another one they are taking about.
1 devotedrat17 2020-01-01
how many bronies are actually out there. it seems like they are everywhere and 7 billion people really isn't so much for there to be such a massive amount of degenerates on the internet.
1 TrussySysAdmin 2020-01-01
Too many.
Especially since the show has been in its death throws for the last 4 years.
Most of the big time porn artists have made the natural migration to the furry fandom by now so I'm still surprised to see they exist.
1 jewdanksdad 2020-01-01
*throes
1 rocinantebabieca 2020-01-01
What would be the equivalent of a brony in the middle ages?
3 bayesian_rapist 2020-01-01
Some guy who died before the age of 2 because of a high mutational load giving him fucked up genes. The recent decrease in infant mortality has been a disaster for the human race
2 KaaraRaven 2020-01-01
Some unwashed peasant dude that you have to chase out of your stables every morning. :v
1 AugustusTheWolf 2020-01-01
rip mr hands 😭😭😭😭
1 Platycel 2020-01-01
Witch.
1 Kellere31 2020-01-01
A jester. Not the funny ones but the "it's so sad it's funny" guys, actual mental troglodytes.
1 GARITHOS_WAS_RIGHT 2020-01-01
I don't know about the middle ages but you remember that scene in 300 where they're trying to determine if they should toss the baby off a cliff? That was what happened to bronies in antiquity.
1 911roofer 2020-01-01
The King. These lunatics used to rule the world. Why do you think the Hapsburg Jaw was a thing?
1 skoge 2020-01-01
A scribe monk.
They were drawing weirdest animal porn on the books margins
1 SendWhiskey 2020-01-01
Why did the creators wait for this long on this specific pony to come out and say "no porn please"?
1 TrussySysAdmin 2020-01-01
It's bullshit made up. Truth is the kid encouraged porn of his OC. His mom told everyone to stop on Twitter. Then his mom retracted the statement and said it was okay for people to porn because told his mummy he wanted it.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/663a371def4761d068a1d4f3914405e8/tumblr_n4gcdgr1Bg1qf9djko1_1280.png
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1 911roofer 2020-01-01
I want to see porn of this character
tied upkept in with a baby gate in a crazy anime-girl's bedroom as her sex slave because he's "Kawaii". Sempai Stellar will never leave me now! I also want pictures of her salaryman father drinking himself to death in a dingy hostess club and sobbing over where he went so very very wrong, while her mother just pretends everything is fine and that her family isn't screwed up beyond belief. You know, a normal modern-day Japanese family.1 LedinToke 2020-01-01
they're basically furries, no surprise here
1 TerribleRelief9 2020-01-01
I mean, you could just not the child bestiality porn
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-01-01
Lol this story is old as fuck.
0 TheSomaCruz 2020-01-01
I said it once and I'll say it again: Real men don't watch My Little Pony.
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1 R0saParkinsons 2020-01-01
What's wrong with gatekeeping?
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1 Spadinooo 2020-01-01
Nope. Kids show. You can watch it with your kids.
1 somestupidname1 2020-01-01
No shit, most functioning adults without children don't go out of their way to watch children's shows/cartoons.
1 bigfartguy 2020-01-01
brave
1 Babinx 2020-01-01
Uhh, of course?
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1 TheSage12021 2020-01-01
this opinion was the first I'd seen of the show and I figured this was just the opinion of WWE-style autismos
watched an episode, "hey pretty wholesome, maybe some adults just miss the nostalgia of a kids show and this is the one that draws it out from older crowds. Power puff girls was the shit even though it had a cutesy girly aesthetic right?"
but seeing the brony culture shut that shit down. They're degens the lot of em.