BREAKING: Corbyn Surges in Polls as Britons Conclusively Agree He Is Worse Than a Pedophile

1  2020-01-02 by AltRitardando

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i like how theyre utterly shocked and confused at how corbyn is ahead of epstein and making all sorts of sarcastic remarks about how bad he was or whatever

but then they uncritically accept the exact same of trump like "well yeah hes hitler"

I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut-in Chapo poster has in his whole fucking life. I might make jokes about women on /r/drama, but IRL I'm one of the fucking girls and fine with it.

When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy.

The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz.

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How is Trump, much less Corbyn, higher than someone who was literally exposed this year for organizing a global ring of pedophilia for the political and economic elites? What the hell is wrong with them?

50 pct of people have never heard of epstein

Because lol fuck drumpf lmao

Bongs are unironically retarded. I yearn for the day when the movie Threads becomes a documentary.

Pokémon go to the fallout shelter.

Oh God Tod no not again please. 😢

How many Americans are even aware of Epstein's existence let alone Brits?

The only time I hear about Epstein outside of Reddit memes is cringey trivia team names replicating the Reddit meme. Unless you pay attention to the news a lot the story has pretty much come and gone.

donald trump raped kids with epstein

Britons are desensitised to that sort of stuff by now

Part and parcel

Britbongs are the original pedos so Epstein is nothing to them.

Because most people don't really care that much about some dude that banged underage teenage girls for money. It was sensational and salacious when it happened but he's dead now.

Is he? 🤔

Nothing was exposed.

Because Trump is Eskimo brothers with Jepstein and Bill Clinton

It's the UK. Any kid that has gone to boarding school, appeared on a music show, or listened to a Gary Glitter album in the UK was raped.

Raping kids is the second most popular past time, behind football, but ahead of cricket.

True. I should have considered this

The Ews have been trying to downplay Epstein since they had him murdered of course. Anything to get after Trump!

Kiddie diddling is the national sport of Bongistan.

Certainly not because people in the media have a vested interest in making sure nobody thinks about Epstein, that’s for certain! Now watch 45 minutes of us bitching about Trump bitching about something!

Trump definitely flew on the Lolita Express and probably diddled kids too.

Amazing.

It's pretty weird that they just assume Corbyn, who's been a British MP since the 1970s, has never been an active member of an organized pedophile ring.

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Scale. Epstein was a very horrible person to a few people, Trump is a moderately horrible person for millions of people.

I don’t know whether that’s a justification or just an explanation, but that is why democracy is a mistake

Smugly using the same hyperbole to make fun of corbyn detractors that they use to make fun of everyone even a whisker close to tory or supportive of brexit with zero self awareness. May Allah bring a fiery ball down on this wretched, wretched Isle.

These capeshit movies are getting weirder.