"Waaah faaaash!!!"

Reddit/twitter socialists are unironically more hateable than alt-rightoids.

I appreciate this meme

Wait.. What's wrong with drinking Sriracha out of the bottle?

It reminds me of that rightoid post where they cope about not using spices.

Mayo is not a flavor 😤

Neither is "spicey." Adding capsaicin to everything and then congratulating yourself is a quintessential college bro cooking for beginners.

Spicy is literally one of the basic measurements of taste. Casserole is not a cultural dish.

You haven't had my mom's poppy seed chicken. Not even in the same league as that slop that you called curry last week. Curry was invented to hide the taste of shitty goat and cat, if your mouth is so on fire your eyes are leaking, you won't notice that you just ate rotten cocker spaniel. CMV.

You haven't had my mom's poppy seed chicken.

MUY CALIENTE

Do you guys like poppies for that hint of opioids for your fentynal binges between meals?

Imagine being such a pussy that a poppy seed muffin gets you high. You'd hate to see what my neighbor 2 trailers over puts in her mac n cheese.

I'm sure it doesn't seem like much when you go through 3 fent patches a day.

Don't knock it till you try it. And I highly recommend you try it.

Just cause I like things on the spicy side doesn't mean I have it every day, dingus. Lemon poppy is the bomb.

If we're done larping, hot stuff is great if it's accompanied with actual flavor, but too many people think that just adding heat means you've improved it. College Bros that add a ton of cayenne to their dry rubs or people that add ghost peppers to their salsa come to mind.

Yeah, I have a really high tolerance for it, but true culinary skill comes from subtly no matter what you are going for.

Hot wing sauces are especially retarded. Someone is going to sell one that literally burns holes in your tounge soon.

I love Sriracha though. It's perfect for some things, like white rice, just like ketchup is perfect for fries.

I used to, but then I tried a hot sauce that I thought was a very blended salsa, and it was literally just ghost pepper extract. Now I sweat from Louisiana hot sauce...

Lmao imagine being a pussy who notices when people add ghost peppers as a joke instead of just deadface scarfing the entire thing while deadeyeing them because your gf doesn't like spice.

Unironically impressed with your manliness. But how was the aftermath?

Fucking dumb, it's so tiring always being the biggest man in the room.

No pal panicking because his ( nonvenomous snake) just bit entirely through my hand won't help, it's just the web and I have bigger hands than Beethoven I'll be fine. It's a fucking snake we've known how they work for 3000 years if you try an pull it out you are going to pinch it's spine and kill it or snap it's neck

I had to slap him out of the way and use my other forearm to support the snake so it could pull it's self out. It's so much better than having to watch my friend twist his snakes fangs apart trying to save me at least.

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I didn't notice what ventpost this was responding to it's been a hard week.

it only affects my butt and that's between me and Jesus not even my gf but god women who eat spices are just the worst to go down on.

It's ok to not be manliest man in the room. Sometimes you just gotta have a good cry sesh and eat ice cream with your bros.

this is literally the gayest thing i've heard my entire life and I'm up and down Portland and Seattle all the time. You're getting longbotted for this.

I was at a party and a drunk friend of a friend who I barely knew came out of the closet to me.

My friends put him up to it because they wanted to see something that would get a rise out of me. They' been trying for a long time, i'm very placid, I've explained i'm Episcopalian to them many times but everyone here is a non-denominational Christian, Atheist, LDS or worse a Catholic so they don't get it.

Naturally I followed the rites for when another man you aren't brothers with does something like that.

I hazed him, hard. He stood up, my friends confessed, I told them duh fucking morons i'll do worse to you and revealed the terrifying magicians trick i'd learned from my grandpappy.

Turns out he'd been completely ostracized just for having sex with a dude. Ended up joining the theater cliche with big clout and crushing puss, I didn't give a shit about the Jocks who were bullying him and my friends were way more amped for that than any moralfaggatory about some dude they barely knew.

You haven't had my mom's poopy seed chicken.

Going to pass on that new age cooking.

goat is delicious

Some comedian called goats "Dogs on meth", I think he's onto something.

Imagine pretending to be white and saying Casserole instead of one of the words to explain what actual type of Casserole you mean

Got more words an Northerners have for Snow, I bet you've never even had a Burrito Casserole.

Based, like Cantonese food.

That's for damn sure!

It’s so weird the most conservative part of the US (the south) used so much hot sauce and Cajun seasoning.

> gets ravaged

ok lol

>Wh*te knights it

"WAAAHA WAAHAA SOMEONES POINTING OUT ME BE AN IDIOT MOMMY DER JUST BEING A WHITE KNIGHT WAAAHAHA WAHHA"

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>"""joke"""

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yeah im not dumb. i know what dogwhistles are.

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>says theres nothing political while also saying the sub has been invaded by alt-righters

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wheres the contradiction? un-ironically curious. honestly right wingers are getting more and more openly hypocritical and yet also more transparent

If all you hear is dog whistles, what does that make you?

my wife’s boyfriend

mid-coitus with a white chick

Dude whitechicksfuckdogs, lmao

what does this even mean?

he callin u a bitch lmao

wow thats peak comedy right there. how did it take you to come up with that one? longer than it took people to switch to steel swords from bronze ones?

I don't think I (or he) even came up with it. I'm pretty sure it's stolen from somewhere.

I just speak fluent Autism so I figured I'd translate to English for ya.

okay so why did you refer to yourself as he and also call yourself autistic?

🤔 because I'm not the person who originally made the dogwhistle joke in this thread. I'm assuming he's a guy. Most people in this sub are.

and also call yourself autistic?

Yes.

what are you even on about dude?

He said "If all you hear is dog whistles, what does that make you?" and you said "what does this even mean?" and I explained that his joke was calling you a bitch. You then mocked the joke and asked me how long it took to come up with. I replied that neither I, nor the person who told the joke upthread, came up with it at all. I also referred to both myself and the joke-teller as autistic.

I'm honestly confused that you're confused.

She's not a dude, she's a TERF you halfwit. Is that a dogwhistle as well?

what the fuck are you talking about? trans exclusionary radical feminists arent part of this conversation.

dramasexual identifies as a fucking TERF, you nigger.

this bigot is LITERALLY misgendering me rn I'm shaking so hard rn i can't even

cool slur

thank u i changed my mind about u 😘😘😘

cool. nice use of the n word for literally no reason

oh sorry i thought you were BLACK why do u have low IQ if u aren't then??? 🤔🤔🤔

wow. thats pretty racist

LMAO I can't be racist, I'm asian.

no you can still be racist. being a minority doesnt just make you exempt from being a dick

Prejudice + power, sweaty. 😘😘😘

Making asian dick jokes, nice racism dude.

I gave him a nigger pass, okay bitch?

He’s a mayoid 🤮🤮🤮

So the low IQ is probably a result of FAS or fent.

but there was a reason. the reason was to provoke this response from you.

Dude nigger lmao

You called a TERF woman a dude, which would mean she's a tranny, which is therefore a contradiction. Are you really that retarded that something this simple went over your head?

do you also hate terfs like i do? also i call everyone dude.

I don't really care about them, sorry dude. I only hate people that have a binary thought process, so mostly political extremists.

Why do you misgender 50% of the population? That’s pretty insensitive.

And what exactly is the dogwhistle here? Seems to me that everything the post wanted to say, it said in clear text

"""Hmmmm what could the dog whistle be? its almost like thats how dog whistles are meant to be, things you can deny are dog whistles."""

If you remove the n, o, underscores, and 6 from your name it spells out Whyt3 which is a pretty clear dog whistle for the alt right.

Nice try fascist, you're not taking over this sub

wow self-righteous idiot tries to own the lib-cucks by doing the very thing the lib-cucks accuse him of.

If you remove the s, rotate the first e, remove the top of the f and get rid of the "eous" that spells alt-right. Reported to AHS, I hope you get banned for this.

lib-cucks

Ironic use of slurs is still bigotry. Please don't, be better!

Dog whistles are meant to be so inscrutable that even a glorious warrior for the downtrodden such as yourself can't tell us what they are?

two things.

>nice flair dude really proves what this sub is about

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>triple quotation marks or parentheses means jews im not that fucking dumb

im not that fucking dumb

ehhhhhh

she does seem really exceptionally stupid

she

That explains it.

I actually don't know tbh, I'm just getting a vibe.

oh you're Canadian? why did you quote my reply and then just say ehhhhhh? that doesnt make any sense

If you want to be the arbiter of what's funny you really need to work on your own sense of humour.

never said anything was unfunny.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/ej7l2s/lefty_joke_from_earlier_is_mocked_in_virginvschad/fcwedpg/

right here

doesnt say unfunny

Think about that part I quoted very hard.

yeah ive thought about it. thats part of my comment, it really is. good job you read.

You're a treasure, bless your ❤️.

wow thanks man. i really dont care what you think

Oh come on now, didn't your grandma teach you manners? Customarily it's polite to respond with a compliment when someone compliments you.

You’re hearing it wrong. It’s supposed to sound like the Fonz

Thanks I stole it myself.

You're wrong though. Parentheses are about jews, triple (or more) quotes just indicate extreme sarcasm.

>nice flair dude really proves what this sub is about

This sub is about radical centrism which is embracing diversity of opinions. For example, to balance out dramasexual's terfism I believe that not only transwomen but all trans and nonbinary people are valid and legit women.

Wasnt asking you, cretin.

Let me speak in your language of Cretin Retardian. Im a bit rusty. I haven't fully grasped your language.

Ok...ahem

Darrrr dyurrr wewoo wewoo wavaba nyarn wohoo wohoo waaaaaaa durrr durhhhhhh duhhhh

So there isn’t one, got it, figured as much but you never know

I can't believe how anti-semantic you are.

The point of the matter is that you are thin skinned and your political idealogy is silly at best

how am i thin skinned? my ideology is silly? idk i think destroying the central government and letting people organize themselves is pretty good.

idk i think destroying the central government and letting people organize themselves is pretty good.

Holy shit imagine being this retarded, i fucking hate white people

1. you dont know im white
2. imagine using such a childish insult as "youre retarded"

you dont know im white

Yes I do and yes you are, because only a white 'person' would say this kind of white-people nonsense.

imagine using such a childish insult as "youre retarded"

ok incel

ok incel wow that must be the only insult you know. yes you are only a white 'person' ok ok ok whatever afro-centrist. i hate to tell you but all races are equal in stupidity. you prove that.

wow that must be the only insult you know

I can't imagine anything more instulting than pointing out you're a biological dead-end.

whatever afro-centrist

smh, fuckin racist ass mayos thinking that just because someone is woke to the wh#te question that they have to be black 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 you know there are more groups of people than just black people, right? There is an entire spectrum of non-wh#tes, not just black people.

ok well fine youre still a racist

Can't be racist to wh*tes because they're not people.

you use the same logic as the klan. pretty ironic.

you use the same logic as the klan. pretty ironic.

Black Panther Party, but you wouldn't know shit about it you stupid mayo wanna-be fuckin leftist. Bitch, you don't even fucking read theory, do you? Fuckin poser ass white bitch.

um sweaty are u trying to argue that wh*tes (🤢) can be victims of racism? that's very problematic and u sound like a literal fash

ok whitey

So would you consider yourself libertarian? What are your thoughts on the 2nd amendment

anarchist.

So pro gun then?

Cool I like Rothbard as well

Pedophile, but poor.

SAD!

lmao is this donalds reddit account?

I can tell you've never held a real job if you think people can organize themselves. the average person is barely housebroken

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the meme is an incel creation. you really believed it could ever be left wing, in any way?

Edit: do you suffer from any mental disorders? I'm sorry for bothering if that's the case.

what?

Terminal normalcy

yeah im not dumb. i know what dogwhistles are.

Lmao

Please stop abusing black space. Max one blank line between text.

Thank you for following these guidelines. I hope you have enjoyed your experience here at /r/Drama and will return again soon.

i dont care if im abusing blank space. id be more concerned about the slurs and shit. but of course this sub is in reality a racist pit.

We take text formatting very seriously here.

but not bigotry, evidently.

Excuse me, that's a false dichotomy.

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But commies told me everything is political, I don't understand

New Guy looks like the Brain Dump Guy.

I saw him reply to a comment on Oney’s post about it

Max is pretty talented but his "I'm an awful depressed loser and self-aware about it" schtick is getting tiring. :v

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maybe im just projecting but i think heavy far right nazis and heavy left wing commies just have daddy issues but instead of getting dicked down in a bathroom like anyone else they start stupid reddit arguements

I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.

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