82 2020-01-03 by ManBearFridge
Donny finally got my vote. Each shit zoomers.
72 Curbside_dental 2020-01-03
This is ridiculous.
Now I have to choose between allegedly free healthcare or sending the most annoying generation to war?
I know my parents never had such a difficult vote.
34 Jeb4Pres2020 2020-01-03
Pic related is going to come true. Praise be to Drama Daddy.
21 DuckSosu 2020-01-03
>tfw too old to get drafted and proceed to hit a sick dab on an a-rab
2 no_no_police 2020-01-03
Tfw too old to get drafted but not a 35+ boomer so i can suck up all that 18 to 26 crease, slant, slit, puss puss
7 texanapocalypse33 2020-01-03
What's the Fortunate Son equivalent for zoomers?
13 BioticAsset_VEGA 2020-01-03
Pumped up kicks probably
Fortunate son is just pumped up kicks for boomers cmv
12 Feanorfanclub 2020-01-03
I'd say pumped up kicks belongs to millennials more so
4 hyledog 2020-01-03
GUMMO by 6ix9ine then
13 DOGPILL-CONFIRMED 2020-01-03
Wait, boomers are too old to be drafted tho
17 Curbside_dental 2020-01-03
Boomers are a dying breed only of threat if you want to build a wind turbine in their sunset view.
7 ManBearFridge 2020-01-03
Guess it's time for an Oxygen ration. Need to support the troops.
23 watermark1917 2020-01-03
LONG LIVE IRAN
DOWN WITH THE YANKEE DOGS
GO HOME!
24 ManBearFridge 2020-01-03
Oh, my.
10 watermark1917 2020-01-03
The many Americans he killed burn in hell for all eternity. :)
He defended his country from violent monsters like Gallagher, while they died far far away from home pursuing imperial aggression.
SOLEIMANI was a hero, and I salute his noble sacrifice against the evil American empire. Down with America.
21 ManBearFridge 2020-01-03
You go too far.
The only thing Gallagher was violent with was watermelons.
14 Jeb4Pres2020 2020-01-03
Lmao now I'm picturing you trying to join ISIS. All wearing a Che shirt and discretely searching the cave wall for an outlet to charge your Switch from. Good larp, funny one.
2 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2020-01-03
This but not ironically
9 ImJustaBagofHammers 2020-01-03
Where are you getting this information?
40 ManBearFridge 2020-01-03
Q
10 CountChadvonCisberg 2020-01-03
Trust the plan amirite
9 MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-03
What percentage of zoomers are fat/unfit?
9 lolcows64 2020-01-03
Most, but they will start making exceptions
6 drugsarecool419 2020-01-03
most zoomers are on 6 different types of antidepressants and some form of ritarall
they aren’t gonna fight the war they are just gonna up the draft age
boomers to fight all future US conflicts
3 FlexualHealing 2020-01-03
WWII was fought on ritarall
b o t h s i d e s
3 drugsarecool419 2020-01-03
yeah but you don’t want ur soldiers to have a tolerance to it
less drugs used on one soldier means more drugs used on everyone
5 FlexualHealing 2020-01-03
You want them to know what they are getting into before you have a bunch of horned up Zoomers jacking off for 8 hours.
Go take a gander at r/stimulants
trust me bro i know all about addy jerk off seshs
5 rocinantebabieca 2020-01-03
Trump is a modern day Alexander
21 shitpersonality 2020-01-03
Jason Alexander
8 duckraul2 2020-01-03
Schmuck in chief
8 TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-03
His life could have turned around if he had the balls to stick to the “believe the lie” plan. 🤷🏼♀️
1 SnapshillBot 2020-01-03
You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board
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72 Curbside_dental 2020-01-03
This is ridiculous.
Now I have to choose between allegedly free healthcare or sending the most annoying generation to war?
I know my parents never had such a difficult vote.
34 Jeb4Pres2020 2020-01-03
Pic related is going to come true. Praise be to Drama Daddy.
21 DuckSosu 2020-01-03
>tfw too old to get drafted and proceed to hit a sick dab on an a-rab
2 no_no_police 2020-01-03
Tfw too old to get drafted but not a 35+ boomer so i can suck up all that 18 to 26 crease, slant, slit, puss puss
7 texanapocalypse33 2020-01-03
What's the Fortunate Son equivalent for zoomers?
13 BioticAsset_VEGA 2020-01-03
Pumped up kicks probably
Fortunate son is just pumped up kicks for boomers cmv
12 Feanorfanclub 2020-01-03
I'd say pumped up kicks belongs to millennials more so
4 hyledog 2020-01-03
GUMMO by 6ix9ine then
13 DOGPILL-CONFIRMED 2020-01-03
Wait, boomers are too old to be drafted tho
17 Curbside_dental 2020-01-03
Boomers are a dying breed only of threat if you want to build a wind turbine in their sunset view.
7 ManBearFridge 2020-01-03
Guess it's time for an Oxygen ration. Need to support the troops.
23 watermark1917 2020-01-03
LONG LIVE IRAN
DOWN WITH THE YANKEE DOGS
GO HOME!
24 ManBearFridge 2020-01-03
Oh, my.
10 watermark1917 2020-01-03
The many Americans he killed burn in hell for all eternity. :)
He defended his country from violent monsters like Gallagher, while they died far far away from home pursuing imperial aggression.
SOLEIMANI was a hero, and I salute his noble sacrifice against the evil American empire. Down with America.
21 ManBearFridge 2020-01-03
You go too far.
The only thing Gallagher was violent with was watermelons.
14 Jeb4Pres2020 2020-01-03
Lmao now I'm picturing you trying to join ISIS. All wearing a Che shirt and discretely searching the cave wall for an outlet to charge your Switch from. Good larp, funny one.
2 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2020-01-03
This but not ironically
9 ImJustaBagofHammers 2020-01-03
Where are you getting this information?
40 ManBearFridge 2020-01-03
Q
10 CountChadvonCisberg 2020-01-03
Trust the plan amirite
9 MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-03
What percentage of zoomers are fat/unfit?
9 lolcows64 2020-01-03
Most, but they will start making exceptions
6 drugsarecool419 2020-01-03
most zoomers are on 6 different types of antidepressants and some form of ritarall
they aren’t gonna fight the war they are just gonna up the draft age
boomers to fight all future US conflicts
3 FlexualHealing 2020-01-03
WWII was fought on ritarall
b o t h s i d e s
3 drugsarecool419 2020-01-03
yeah but you don’t want ur soldiers to have a tolerance to it
less drugs used on one soldier means more drugs used on everyone
5 FlexualHealing 2020-01-03
You want them to know what they are getting into before you have a bunch of horned up Zoomers jacking off for 8 hours.
Go take a gander at r/stimulants
6 drugsarecool419 2020-01-03
trust me bro i know all about addy jerk off seshs
5 rocinantebabieca 2020-01-03
Trump is a modern day Alexander
21 shitpersonality 2020-01-03
Jason Alexander
8 duckraul2 2020-01-03
Schmuck in chief
8 TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-03
His life could have turned around if he had the balls to stick to the “believe the lie” plan. 🤷🏼♀️
1 SnapshillBot 2020-01-03
You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board
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